calculatedChaos Gaming

But my computer doesn't even have the minimum to run it so i can't play it till i get enoguh money to buy all the shit i need.

So i just wasted the little money i had on a game i won't be able to play for months/year

Did you buy it off steam on the sale? Cause if you went out to the store and bought a game you couldn't play.... anyways, what all do you need to upgrade?

*facepalm*

Apparently i need a new graphics card, sound card, and a new processor, so any money i ever see from now on will be put into an airtight, spider guarded safe, if anyone so much as touches it besides me i will make sure their hands are thoroughly broken

Don't use spiders. They get all pissy and form unions real easy. Get some Dominican scorpions, much more loyal trust me.

I think i'll cover the ground with syringes filled with necrotizing fascyitus

*facepalm* WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!
My scorpions are getting the boot when that shipment gets in.

Wamp do you actually have a worse comp then me? well come to think of it...it isn't that bad. Just a bad graphics card.... Which I should get the new one on Thursday!!

I also need a new soundcard and more memory

This wouldn't be a problem, except i'm 15 and i have no money, nor a job, and my parents are tightwads, so i might sell alot o shit that i don't need

When I first saw the name of the topic I thought it said "I GOT L4ID!!!" and I was going to say congrats but I guess not...

Sorry. Someday it will happen for you.