calculatedChaos Gaming

Zarik wrote:Thinks too much about a paradox and his head explodes into a giant mess of brains everywhere

Comes up with an original idea

has an unfortunate encounter with the king of the ferrets

Got hit in the head so hard he got a bump.
Get it? Bump? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm terrible.

murdered by someone who really hates puns

Killed in a zoo by a guy named Rick

died saving me from the next poster. I died anyways.

because, why the heck not.

Got teleported to the Nether World.
Death is Pending..

He's Now Dead.

Runs out of fucks to give.

He didn't have many to give in the first place. He never stood a chance...

Bishopitis, he got it from fierysnake

Causes your insides to become a bunch of bishops(the chess piece)

Lost the Most Dangerous Game.

Are you referring to the game?

Died from NaziSwagCreeperBaconCheeseBuritoJewishApplesauceTeam.

I got bored.

He's talking about the short story where one guy tries to kill another guy in the jungle. And you died from reading how awesome (pointless and nit-picky) my correction is. He didn't lose the most dangerous game because it's not a game. Inside the book the hunter guy says that humans are the most dangerous game, game meaning something to hunt, because they think. I don't think anyone can make a more needless correction.

krubby wrote:He's talking about the short story where one guy tries to kill another guy in the jungle. And you died from reading how awesome (pointless and nit-picky) my correction is. He didn't lose the most dangerous game because it's not a game. Inside the book the hunter guy says that humans are the most dangerous game, game meaning something to hunt, because they think. I don't think anyone can make a more needless correction.

Dies from TL;DR syndrome

Bishop wrote:Lost the Most Dangerous Game.

GOD

Also, nitpicked to death. I don't know, leave me alone

left alone too long, starves. I'm bumping this because it was one of the only non-shitty forum games. So yeah, post here instead of in the stupid one/two word story ones cuz those are awful.

Angers the Great Bump Wizards.

Tragically perishes when a building he is staying in unexpectedly goes kerplunkers due to a sinkhole forming nearby.

In a car accident. Survives initial hit, but is run over by an astray panda bear, which had been let loose by a Panda Bear Transportation truck that had been split open.

Dies from internal brain hemorrhaging following an impact to his head by a shoe thrown out of hostility by the wife of an infamous South American dictator who I forget the name of and do not feel like looking up.

Died from a small piece of a fuselage from an SR-22 jet crashing from a drunk pilot resulting in the chunk of metal to enter his throat. Surprisingly, he survives, although the doctors told him he had to pass the metal chunk. When he finally decided to crap it out, he died from a split anus and overall heart attack from severe pain.

Gets cancer.

fucked new york.

Gets eaten by a giant snake

Dies of Hemophilia

Ragequits so hard his heart stops.

Headshot by a sniper.

Unknown Death:
Rumors say that he had gotten cancer from a tanning machine thingy. Others say that he got a heatstroke. But those are all untrue. He died from being punched into oblivion from a mop while eating spaghetti. He didn't really care about death because he accidentally spilled some of his food on his finale exam. He was going to fail it in the first place, And get into an insane amount of trouble, because he wasn't even supposed to take the final exam at his house. I don't even know how that guy pulled it off in the first place. The mop was bored so he decided to see if he can do the final exam. But the mop got the test wet, so now the test is completely fucked. Good job moppy.
Actually, forget about everything I just said, He died because his post was boring.

Got run over by cars.

Ate the wrong bagel.