How the Person Above you Dies

Dick Trickle · Unread post by **Dick Trickle** » 19 Oct 2011, 10:42

Zarik wrote:Thinks too much about a paradox and his head explodes into a giant mess of brains everywhere

Comes up with an original idea

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 19 Oct 2011, 10:46

has an unfortunate encounter with the king of the ferrets

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 05 Nov 2011, 12:48

Got hit in the head so hard he got a bump.
Get it? Bump? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm terrible.

Zarik · Unread post by **Zarik** » 06 Nov 2011, 07:13

murdered by someone who really hates puns

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 06 Nov 2011, 07:20

Killed in a zoo by a guy named Rick

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 06 Nov 2011, 08:31

died saving me from the next poster. I died anyways.

Dick Trickle · Unread post by **Dick Trickle** » 12 Nov 2011, 03:22

because, why the heck not.

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 12 Nov 2011, 06:10

Got teleported to the Nether World.
Death is Pending..

He's Now Dead.

Unread post by **Bishop** » 14 Nov 2011, 02:20

Runs out of fucks to give.

He didn't have many to give in the first place. He never stood a chance...

Zarik · Unread post by **Zarik** » 14 Nov 2011, 02:30

Bishopitis, he got it from fierysnake

Causes your insides to become a bunch of bishops(the chess piece)

Unread post by **Bishop** » 14 Nov 2011, 08:54

Lost the Most Dangerous Game.

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 15 Nov 2011, 08:45

Are you referring to the game?

Died from NaziSwagCreeperBaconCheeseBuritoJewishApplesauceTeam.

I got bored.

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 15 Nov 2011, 10:46

He's talking about the short story where one guy tries to kill another guy in the jungle. And you died from reading how awesome (pointless and nit-picky) my correction is. He didn't lose the most dangerous game because it's not a game. Inside the book the hunter guy says that humans are the most dangerous game, game meaning something to hunt, because they think.

I don't think anyone can make a more needless correction.

Unread post by **Bishop** » 16 Nov 2011, 12:06

krubby wrote:He's talking about the short story where one guy tries to kill another guy in the jungle. And you died from reading how awesome (pointless and nit-picky) my correction is. He didn't lose the most dangerous game because it's not a game. Inside the book the hunter guy says that humans are the most dangerous game, game meaning something to hunt, because they think. I don't think anyone can make a more needless correction.

Dies from TL;DR syndrome

A Common Sandvich · Unread post by **A Common Sandvich** » 18 Nov 2011, 09:01

Bishop wrote:Lost the Most Dangerous Game.

GOD

Also, nitpicked to death. I don't know, leave me alone

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 20 Mar 2012, 09:02

left alone too long, starves. I'm bumping this because it was one of the only non-shitty forum games. So yeah, post here instead of in the stupid one/two word story ones cuz those are awful.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 20 Mar 2012, 09:08

Angers the Great Bump Wizards.

Website · Unread post by **_Pipeline** » 20 Mar 2012, 10:53

Tragically perishes when a building he is staying in unexpectedly goes kerplunkers due to a sinkhole forming nearby.

Fruitcakes · Unread post by **Fruitcakes** » 20 Mar 2012, 11:20

In a car accident. Survives initial hit, but is run over by an astray panda bear, which had been let loose by a Panda Bear Transportation truck that had been split open.

Website · Unread post by **_Pipeline** » 20 Mar 2012, 11:32

Dies from internal brain hemorrhaging following an impact to his head by a shoe thrown out of hostility by the wife of an infamous South American dictator who I forget the name of and do not feel like looking up.

TragicRhapsody · Unread post by **TragicRhapsody** » 31 Mar 2012, 12:45

Died from a small piece of a fuselage from an SR-22 jet crashing from a drunk pilot resulting in the chunk of metal to enter his throat. Surprisingly, he survives, although the doctors told him he had to pass the metal chunk. When he finally decided to crap it out, he died from a split anus and overall heart attack from severe pain.

Website · Unread post by **_Pipeline** » 31 Mar 2012, 09:01

Gets cancer.

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 31 Mar 2012, 12:01

fucked new york.

Harbinger · Unread post by **Harbinger** » 31 Mar 2012, 11:40

Gets eaten by a giant snake

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 01 Apr 2012, 11:42

Dies of Hemophilia

Ace Rimmer · Unread post by **Ace Rimmer** » 05 Apr 2012, 10:45

Ragequits so hard his heart stops.

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 06 Apr 2012, 10:43

Headshot by a sniper.

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 06 Apr 2012, 06:49

Unknown Death:
Rumors say that he had gotten cancer from a tanning machine thingy. Others say that he got a heatstroke. But those are all untrue. He died from being punched into oblivion from a mop while eating spaghetti. He didn't really care about death because he accidentally spilled some of his food on his finale exam. He was going to fail it in the first place, And get into an insane amount of trouble, because he wasn't even supposed to take the final exam at his house. I don't even know how that guy pulled it off in the first place. The mop was bored so he decided to see if he can do the final exam. But the mop got the test wet, so now the test is completely fucked. Good job moppy.
Actually, forget about everything I just said, He died because his post was boring.

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 06 Apr 2012, 09:25

Got run over by cars.

Website · Unread post by **_Pipeline** » 08 Apr 2012, 07:56

Ate the wrong bagel.

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