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Rules of Video Games

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 06:06
by Wamp Rats
1. Shoot all things that glow

2. Break all things able to be broken

3. Turn all valves

4. Press all buttons

5. Zombies DO run

6. Every alien/zombie contains at least 47 gallons of blood

7. NEVER heal team-mates, save your own ass

8. The rocket launcher is always the best weapon

9. noclip spies do happen, so watch out

Re: Rules of Video Games

Posted: 21 Jan 2009, 04:56
by Liquid Death
1. You always are stronger than your enemy

Re: Rules of Video Games

Posted: 21 Jan 2009, 05:18
by Ghost
shoot anything that moves :lol:

Re: Rules of Video Games

Posted: 21 Jan 2009, 05:32
by MrKerplunkers
Then shoot anything that doesn't move just to be safe.