Rules of Video Games
Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 06:06
1. Shoot all things that glow
2. Break all things able to be broken
3. Turn all valves
4. Press all buttons
5. Zombies DO run
6. Every alien/zombie contains at least 47 gallons of blood
7. NEVER heal team-mates, save your own ass
8. The rocket launcher is always the best weapon
9. noclip spies do happen, so watch out
2. Break all things able to be broken
3. Turn all valves
4. Press all buttons
5. Zombies DO run
6. Every alien/zombie contains at least 47 gallons of blood
7. NEVER heal team-mates, save your own ass
8. The rocket launcher is always the best weapon
9. noclip spies do happen, so watch out