What do spiders do?

[Zora]

Spiders have their name for a reason. They Spide! What I want to know is what the heck spiding is! Obviously Spiders are very good at it, given their names.

We call anteaters anteaters because they eat ants. They are good at eating ants.
We call spiders spiders because they spide. They are good at spiding.

I've spent a great many moons pondering this question, but alas, I am at a loss, which is why I'm reaching out to you guys. Please help me!

What this really boils down to is "What are spiders doing that I don't know about?!"

I apologize if this question causes any of you guys to lose sleep

[MrKerplunkers]

The better question is fingers. What the hell does it mean to "finge"?

[Zora]

Have you any idea how much you've just raised my psychiatrist bill because of this?!

[krubby]

spiding is having a dick that fucking breaks off when you use it.

[Bluedemon0015]

Think about cobras. They are neither bras or co- to anything

[Scrambles]

Zora you best prepare your psychiatrists NSFW: Click to View

Water
Booger
Shoulder
Glitter
Decipher
Cider
Cinder
Never
Ginger
Juniper
Lager
Letter
Burger
Either
Cancer
Canker
Trigger

[Zora]

I don't feel too good now

[_Pipeline]

Hey Zora, Haun thinks you're a girl.

[Zora]

Nope... I'm a male. Idk why he would think that though, unless your message is a trap... I bet it is, given the odd circumstances you telling me that...

[_Pipeline]

I think I'm gonna just bump this for no good reason.

[Zora]

I think I'm gonna just bump this for no good reason.

It might appear that you bumped it for 'no good reason', but whatever actual reason you had for bumping this thread, it was a good enough reason that you took the time and energy to bump it.

You had a reason

[Fireproof]

that was deep

[Dick Trickle]

I thought it was common knowledge at cC that all spiders ever do is dance?