calculatedChaos Gaming

After being banned from multiple homes I arrived at cC.

NAME: MERASMUS!

AGE: I died on October 26, 2012.

CAUSE OF DEATH: Red soldier burned my body.

GENDER: Wizard?

LOCATION: Depths of Hades Spiral.

NATIONALITY/HERITAGE: Ask Valve, I don't know.

FAVORITE MUSIC: I listened to classical and jazz for a long time. Now I mostly listen to Bonobo, Gramatik, Morse, and stuff like that.

FAVORITE MOVIES: I don't really watch movies.

FAVORITE DRINK: Pyro, Sniper, Hoovy, and Admin blood cocktail. (Add a demo's eye for an even better taste.)

FAVORITE COLOR: Purple.

FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS: Nolan North because he voiced me.

PETS: I have lots of Raccoons.

SIBLINGS: None.

GAMES: Tf2.

HEALTH: Deceased.

CURRENT PEEVE: Random criticals. Without them I would be invincible. (Please type tf_weapon_criticals 0 into the console. PLEASE!)

SCHOOL: Educated by the Bombinomicon.

OCCUPATION: Wizard.

HOBBIES: Guitar and making people rage.

FAVORITE CLASS: Scout. Why else would I disguise as scout all the time?

When you want to complain about facestabs, blame Karp. He brought me here.

MERASMUS! wrote:After being banned from multiple homes I arrived at cC.

This is like going to prison and saying "Hey guys, I've been raped so many times!"

I think Egonny made it pretty clear back in October on the server that you're not really Merasmus.

Welcome!

Aaall the famous regulars are starting to come on the forums now. Welcome

stop hacking

stop hacking

MERASMUS! wrote:After being banned from multiple homes I arrived at cC.

then stop hacking

I don't know how to disable my hacks anymore.
All Karp's fault.

Your like a super-scrambles sniper trapped in a hacking wizard spy

i have no idea why i double posted please disregard that

I don't think I've killed you once.

Fuck you.

Just kidding, we love you.

I still haven't got your HAT.

HatGoesBoom wrote:I still haven't got your HAT.

His hat sucks. Don't get it.