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Marlboro Mediums. yummy. Camel lights, yummy.

Buying a pack of Lucky Strike's at a tobacco store because they're so obscure,
yucky.

But 'Mad Men' made them sound so appealing... "They're Toasted".

maybe i'm just a wuss. i couldn't finish a bidi. i ended up chewing on them.

Favorite cigarettes to those whom it applies?

Marlboro mediums here. Have that yummy marlboro taste like Reds but aren't as harsh. plus that's what I started with, so they're what I'm used to. They have that chemically aftertaste but they're still one of the tastiest brands out there.

Spent 10 years with my grandparents, who smoked Salem.

No.

I'd rather not suck on poison and nasty shit.

Don't see the point of even starting, so no.

_Pipeline wrote:Don't see the point of even starting, so no.

There isn't one

_Pipeline wrote:Don't see the point of even starting, so no.

Because you look totally fucking badass.

I'm continuing the trend.

Ew. Cigarettes. No.

Murrican spirits. I grew up in Alaska, that's all the natives ever smoke.

Ace Rimmer wrote:Murrican spirits. I grew up in Alaska, that's all the natives ever smoke.

You're the first to give a shit

Yar, only problem with smokes is "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" and people with incredibly poor self control. Also I'm pretty damn cool with getting cancer at some point in the future.


I started on my birthday 3 years ago, I've been at 1-3 cigs a day for that long.

i have this weird habit that when someone lights up a cigarette near me my leg springs into action and kicks them in the crotch.
can't help it.

smoking is disgusting.

giggles wrote:i have this weird habit that when someone lights up a cigarette near me my leg springs into action and kicks them in the crotch.
can't help it.

smoking is disgusting.

Just the other day I saw someone getting on the community bus right after taking a hit while holding an infant.

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:I'd rather not suck on poison and nasty shit.

Id rather actually breathe....normally..

Beetle wrote:

giggles wrote:i have this weird habit that when someone lights up a cigarette near me my leg springs into action and kicks them in the crotch.
can't help it.

smoking is disgusting.

Just the other day I saw someone getting on the community bus right after taking a hit while holding an infant.

disgusting people.
i swear i would make them eat the cigarette while it was still burning.

I personally don't smoke, mostly because I got an addictive personality, and as it stands I have a gum addiction strong enough to give me lockjaw. If I start smoking, I'd go through a pack or 2 a day and be dead by the time I got to brag about how cool I looked.

Also, we all went to 4th grade guys. We got enough anti smoking shit in our lives, let's not be a bunch assholes and start a circle jerk of hatred on the smokers here.

So shape up or I'll have to start banning fags.

MrKerplunkers wrote:I personally don't smoke, mostly because I got an addictive personality, and as it stands I have a gum addiction strong enough to give me lockjaw. If I start smoking, I'd go through a pack or 2 a day and be dead by the time I got to brag about how cool I looked.

Also, we all went to 4th grade guys. We got enough anti smoking shit in our lives, let's not be a bunch assholes and start a circle jerk of hatred on the smokers here.

So shape up or I'll have to start banning fags.

we're all entitled to our opinions.

I've got a nice bit of controversy going on here.

Asthma. Can't smoke. Nothing against people who do, though.

First one to reference my signature and go "LOL U SURE BOUT THAT?" or something along those lines gets the "Totally, totally original joke" award. Ready, GO.

Taedium wrote: I've got a nice bit of controversy going on here.

It's just nice to have a thread with actual discussion for a change.

MrKerplunkers wrote:I personally don't smoke, mostly because I got an addictive personality, and as it stands I have a gum addiction strong enough to give me lockjaw. If I start smoking, I'd go through a pack or 2 a day and be dead by the time I got to brag about how cool I looked.

Also, we all went to 4th grade guys. We got enough anti smoking shit in our lives, let's not be a bunch assholes and start a circle jerk of hatred on the smokers here.

So shape up or I'll have to start banning fags.

Why cant we be in the middle of the spectrum?
I dont care what people do, and if they choose to smoke, let them. I wont be an asshole about it.

Noah wrote:

MrKerplunkers wrote:I personally don't smoke, mostly because I got an addictive personality, and as it stands I have a gum addiction strong enough to give me lockjaw. If I start smoking, I'd go through a pack or 2 a day and be dead by the time I got to brag about how cool I looked.

Also, we all went to 4th grade guys. We got enough anti smoking shit in our lives, let's not be a bunch assholes and start a circle jerk of hatred on the smokers here.

So shape up or I'll have to start banning fags.

Why cant we be in the middle of the spectrum?
I dont care what people do, and if they choose to smoke, let them. I wont be an asshole about it.

I think I may have misrepresented myself here. Of course everyone is fine to have their own opinion on the subject, it's just that this thread was starting to have near tampashrew levels of annoying douchiness. That's the main no-no going on here.

Noah wrote:

MrKerplunkers wrote:I personally don't smoke, mostly because I got an addictive personality, and as it stands I have a gum addiction strong enough to give me lockjaw. If I start smoking, I'd go through a pack or 2 a day and be dead by the time I got to brag about how cool I looked.

Also, we all went to 4th grade guys. We got enough anti smoking shit in our lives, let's not be a bunch assholes and start a circle jerk of hatred on the smokers here.

So shape up or I'll have to start banning fags.

Why cant we be in the middle of the spectrum?
I dont care what people do, and if they choose to smoke, let them. I wont be an asshole about it.

Thank you.

MrKerplunkers wrote:

Noah wrote:

MrKerplunkers wrote:I personally don't smoke, mostly because I got an addictive personality, and as it stands I have a gum addiction strong enough to give me lockjaw. If I start smoking, I'd go through a pack or 2 a day and be dead by the time I got to brag about how cool I looked.

Also, we all went to 4th grade guys. We got enough anti smoking shit in our lives, let's not be a bunch assholes and start a circle jerk of hatred on the smokers here.

So shape up or I'll have to start banning fags.

Why cant we be in the middle of the spectrum?
I dont care what people do, and if they choose to smoke, let them. I wont be an asshole about it.

I think I may have misrepresented myself here. Of course everyone is fine to have their own opinion on the subject, it's just that this thread was starting to have near tampashrew levels of annoying douchiness. That's the main no-no going on here.

as long as you don't credit me for having anything to do with any douchy responses. I was just trying to get something close to a healthy debate over a subject that, really, the mass majority of the world participates in.