calculatedChaos Gaming

NAME:Alex
AGE:17
GENDER:Male
LOCATION:In my chair, Ohio

Other areas of interest could include:
NATIONALITY/HERITAGE: White
FAVORITE MUSIC: Preferably Techno, Electronic type music. Stuff like that.
FAVORITE MOVIES: I don't really have any.
FAVORITE DRINK: Taking all of the sodas in my fridge and mixing them together. New flavor each time!
FAVORITE COLOR: I like green, i don't know.
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS: I don't care.
PETS: Lets see, three dogs, four cats, a rabbit, two frogs, two fish and there is also a horse but it lives in barn so i don't really think counts as a pet but whatever.
SIBLINGS: Just one.
GAMES: Cave Story, Minecraft, Pretty much any valve game, a Wii mainly for Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Zelda and Mario Galaxy.
HEALTH: Well I'm typing, which means I must be in pretty good health. Actually that is a very open ended statement. For all you know I could be lost in the snowy, snowy woods missing all but my left arm and head and in a desperate attempt to get help I am typing this. So to answer this I just put dandy.
CURRENT PEEVE: Whenever that weird chill goes down my spine.
SCHOOL: High School
OCCUPATION: Sitting on my ass.

So yeah, that is it. I should have made this a lot sooner considering I have been playing on the sever for a decent time span. But hey what can you do.

This is the best intro I've read since Opium's and you're a cool guy on the server so I welcome you heartily. Although I doubt you'd be dying in the woods if you're the omnipotent god of the most bad ass wind instrument. If we enrage you, please don't rain down your divine wrath upon us.

EDIT: I think I've figured out what your apocalyptic attack is! You summon all the power of trombones around the world and make them play an A# all at the same time. This sets off the Trombone Finish which causes the entire world to become engulfed in pony drawings while inception sounds play at over 9000 decibels all around the world. Frightening.

I have one thing to say about you.

About damn time you showed up man.

welcome

Glad to see you finally made an intro thread! (I got him to make an account lol)

krubby wrote:This is the best intro I've read since Opium's and you're a cool guy on the server so I welcome you heartily. Although I doubt you'd be dying in the woods if you're the omnipotent god of the most bad ass wind instrument. If we enrage you, please don't rain down your divine wrath upon us.

EDIT: I think I've figured out what your apocalyptic attack is! You summon all the power of trombones around the world and make them play an A# all at the same time. This sets off the Trombone Finish which causes the entire world to become engulfed in pony drawings while inception sounds play at over 9000 decibels all around the world. Frightening.

Holy shit that has to be the best apocalypse ever. Except there is just one tiny problem. I don't know how to play the trombone. I have trombone in the name because it has a nice ring with Taboneous.

Welcome

Herro. Prease to be wercoming you to CarcurratedChaos prace.

Taboneous wrote: CURRENT PEEVE: Whenever that weird chill goes down my spine.

I get this all the time when I get my hair cut. I think it's because man is not meant to have sharp objects near their spinal chord. Or because my barber is like 82 and has really poor eyesight.

Krubby wrote: This is the best intro I've read since Opium's

This must be why my ear's were tingling! I thought it was just because of my last haircut but I must've been wrong!

I know this guy...But I forgot where I had placed my opinion on him. God I really need to find some spare time during the weekdays to play.