??? (calculatedChaos' Religion)

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 27 Dec 2011, 02:06

[00:04] Riftoff: Lets start our own religion
[00:07] PhrozenFlame: Wait, that's it
[00:07] PhrozenFlame: Our religion should leave all decisions up to the chatbox dice.
[00:07] Black_kero: chatbox is our god?
[00:07] PhrozenFlame: Yes

Religion Commandments:

All cC members must follow this religion.
Otherkin quiz is our rite of passage.
Dice Makes All Decisions.
Bronyism is not allowed.
Homosexuality is not allowed.
Anime is allowed, but looked down upon.
World ends in 2012.
Polygamy is allowed.
We have to Persecute Other Religions.
There is Heaven and Hell.
Heaven is Rad.
Hell is endless errors.
We have Sweet Bloody Hand rituals.
Giggles is not to be married.
Giggles can’t reach salvation and is damned.
Games are Allowed.
Holy Day: Wednesday.
We have no religious leader or Clergy.
Penis is Middle Ground.
Jalopenos are bad, but Aren’t the worst.
Chatbox is our only God.
"Penis is Middle Ground" is our religion's main phrase.
Riftoff is not our prophet.
Anime Conventions are portals to Hell.
Sodomy is allowed.
Ponies are not the true form of our Satan.
Our religion has a Bible.
Vegetarians are ok.
The name of our religion is a secret.
Psychics are real.
We are not all of the damned.
Kero is not a wizard, but is psychic.
Riftoff is not psychic.
Giro is not psychic.
Jake is not a hamburger.
Our names are two numbers.
We may not worship our God in public, build mouments or altars, or become assassins or thieves in it's name.
Riftoff is the chatbox's favorite disciple, but it hates his ideas.
Jake is our treasurer.
Our Holy Land is in the Middle East.
We should not kill Jews.
The Chatbox sees sleep as a sign of weakness, but necessary.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 27 Dec 2011, 02:07

"Our names are two numbers."

Riftoff: 86
Denzo: 16
Giro: 71
Giggles: 44
Kero: 95
Krubby: 70
Kriegsmarine: 62
Zarik: 30
Fierysnake: 20
Tampashrew: 65
Lag King: 23
LaN: 79
Spleenter: 94
Haunwulf: 50
Kerplunkers: 96
Crocket: 49

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 27 Dec 2011, 02:26

Hamboigah?

I have alllllllllllll the monies.

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 27 Dec 2011, 01:45

My number is 70. On another note, any angry bronies should attack Kero for bending the rules to keep bronies out. The other holy monks are innocent.

Unread post by **giggles** » 27 Dec 2011, 01:56

PhrozenFlame wrote: Giggles is not to be married.
Giggles can’t reach salvation and is damned.

(44): this religion sounds swell.
(44): why does chatbox hate me....
(44): screw you chatbox god and your damn errors.

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 27 Dec 2011, 02:50

How do we get our two number for a name?

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 27 Dec 2011, 03:18

FierySnake wrote:How do we get our two number for a name?

Ask your local Chat God for additional information

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 27 Dec 2011, 08:59

Add 20 - FierySnake

Asked the chatbox and he gave me instructions

Unread post by **LaN** » 27 Dec 2011, 11:15

I am 79
also I'm am an ice dragon.
That is the super greatest.

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 28 Dec 2011, 02:57

Zarik · Unread post by **Zarik** » 29 Dec 2011, 02:43

What happens if someone rolls the same number as someone else? Does that mean that they roll again

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 29 Dec 2011, 04:45

Zarik wrote:What happens if someone rolls the same number as someone else? Does that mean that they roll again

Ask the Local Chat God for more information.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 30 Dec 2011, 01:03

I have passed my rites and am now reborn as 96, Great Dragon Fairy of the Long Isles.
I also propose that we initiate those too young to undertake The Pilgrimage of Otherkins by baptizing them in a mix of Vodka and Gamefuel. At the age of 13 they shall partake in an ironic internet quiz communion.

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 30 Dec 2011, 02:32

MrKerplunkers wrote:I have passed my rites and am now reborn as 96, Great Dragon Fairy of the Long Isles.
I also propose that we initiate those too young to undertake The Pilgrimage of Otherkins by baptizing them in a mix of Vodka and Gamefuel. At the age of 13 they shall partake in an ironic internet quiz communion.

Wasn't Game Fuel that disgusting Mountain Dew made for Halo 3?

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 30 Dec 2011, 02:36

FierySnake wrote:
Zarik wrote:What happens if someone rolls the same number as someone else? Does that mean that they roll again
Ask the Local Chat God for more information.

Make your own original jokes, Lazy.

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 30 Dec 2011, 03:05

MrKerplunkers wrote:baptizing them in a mix of Vodka and Gamefuel..

Delicious holy water.

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 30 Dec 2011, 03:21

And this, maybe?

TheBlindKhezu · Unread post by **TheBlindKhezu** » 01 Jan 2012, 10:05

welp, 49

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 20 Nov 2013, 01:56

With the revival of our Temple and Oracle and the sacred day haven't just begun, I, 70, believe now would be a grand time to bump this. I just noticed that Pipes doesn't have a number yet. He has until the next harvest moon to receive his true name lest he be banished from cC eternally.

holy shit this happened almost two years ago

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 20 Nov 2013, 09:29

krubby wrote:With the revival of our Temple and Oracle and the sacred day haven't just begun, I, 70, believe now would be a grand time to bump this. I just noticed that Pipes doesn't have a number yet. He has until the next harvest moon to receive his true name lest he be banished from cC eternally.

holy shit this happened almost two years ago

world ended in 2012 Mr. 77, that's why this doesn't exist anymore.

62 out

Website · Unread post by **_Pipeline** » 20 Nov 2013, 03:40

[15:37] _Pipeline: Lord President Doctor Professor Chatbox God, bestow upon me whichever two numbers Thou deems't me worthy of
[15:38] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 2d9 and gets 2,2.
[15:38] _Pipeline: 22
[15:39] krubby: ur doing it wrong! you did not include the digit 0!
[15:42] _Pipeline: well it means my number is 22 or 4
[15:42] _Pipeline: Reroll? y/n
[15:43] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 1d2 and gets 1.
[15:43] _Pipeline: okay then I have to try again
[15:43] _Pipeline: but it still counted as "two numbers"
[15:43] _Pipeline: according to the gospel of giro
[15:44] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 1d100 and gets 77.
[15:44] _Pipeline: welp
[15:44] _Pipeline: there can be only one 77
[15:44] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 1d100 and gets 31.

Yep.

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 20 Nov 2013, 03:45

PhrozenFlame wrote: Sodomy is allowed.

Buuuuutt Stuuuuuuuuff.

Website · Unread post by **_Pipeline** » 20 Nov 2013, 04:02

PhrozenFlame wrote:Homosexuality is not allowed.

Alright. That's it. Haun, LaN, Kriegsmarine, Zarik. Pack up your fucking bags right now.

You have 2 hours to clear off your desks and scoot before the gay police are dispatched to remove you by force.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 20 Nov 2013, 05:10

The Religious Commandments Hath wrote:Otherkin quiz is our rite of passage.

I know there are those here who haven't taken it. Someone retrive the holy scripture from the dark depths of the internet so that our rites can be delivered.

krubby · Unread post by **krubby** » 20 Nov 2013, 05:57

I was searching around for it earlier today but couldn't find it.

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 20 Nov 2013, 07:30

_Pipeline wrote:
PhrozenFlame wrote:Homosexuality is not allowed.
Alright. That's it. Haun, LaN, Kriegsmarine, Zarik. Pack up your fucking bags right now.

You have 2 hours to clear off your desks and scoot before the gay police are dispatched to remove you by force.

says the guy with silk in his name

Website · Unread post by **_Pipeline** » 20 Nov 2013, 08:31

Kriegsmarine wrote:
_Pipeline wrote:
PhrozenFlame wrote:Homosexuality is not allowed.
Alright. That's it. Haun, LaN, Kriegsmarine, Zarik. Pack up your fucking bags right now.

You have 2 hours to clear off your desks and scoot before the gay police are dispatched to remove you by force.
says the guy with silk in his name

It's part of the Paper Tetrarchy. Shiggidy diggity-dig-DEAL WITH IT.

Unread post by **Haunwulf** » 20 Nov 2013, 09:07

Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name

Zarik · Unread post by **Zarik** » 20 Nov 2013, 09:08

Haunwulf wrote:
Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name

9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous: viewtopic.php?f=43&t=28647&p=80733#p80733
9:08 PM - Zarik: saw\
9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous: Post this
9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous:

Haunwulf wrote:
Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name

9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous: I like chains :{}

Unread post by **LaN** » 20 Nov 2013, 09:11

Zarik wrote:
Haunwulf wrote:
Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name

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