calculatedChaos Gaming

So I decided it would be pretty legit to buy a copy (or maybe two, who will ever know) of Skyrim for a legit give-away because I'll never play this RPG fapfest you all so dearly want and in order to win it, all you have to do is make, find, offer, write, draw, or show me "The Best Thing Ever."

So, are you a bad enough dude to win Skyrim?

I'm not even a bad enough dude to care about Skyrim.

denzo i offer you a song. a fully written song just for you. along with me singing it guitar and buds in tf2

Look in the mirror babe. BEST. THING. EVER.

tomm wrote:denzo i offer you a song. a fully written song just for you. along with me singing it guitar and buds in tf2

you should make a music video with this denzo song, youtube.

giggles wrote:

tomm wrote:denzo i offer you a song. a fully written song just for you. along with me singing it guitar and buds in tf2

you should make a music video with this denzo song, youtube.

DEEENZOO, OH YEAH! I OFFER YAH A SOONG. HMM YEAH. A FULLY WRRITEN SONG JUST FOR YOU BABY, ALONG WHIT MEH SINGING GUITAAAAAAR AND A BUDS FOR YAH IN TF2!!!!!!!!!!!!


I win.

The Gereatest thing ever, is alcohol. Able to sterilize wounds to prevent infection, dull any kind of pain, make every woman look attractive(amount of alcohol intake required to do so may vary), also it makes women make poor enough judgement calls to sleep with you! It can make you brave enough to challenge any man, give you enough courage to dance....IN PUBLIC! Also give you the ability to make you believe your the greatest singer who has ever lived, along with the fact it comes in a vareity of forms, bottles, tastes, colours, and amounts (Texas mickey of weisers anyone?). As an added bonus alcohol is flamable! Do you know how much fire related fun you can have with Alcohol? A damn large amount! Now you may be still a little unsure, BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE! Shove a rag into a bottle of alcohol, set the rag on fire and VIOLA! A Molotov Cocktail! perfect for anarchy or zombie invasions! The benefits are simply endless! Incase you wondering "Well thats very awsome and totaly worth skyrim, but what about the dreaded Hangover?" well thaty my dear frind is simply remedied using none other than... you guessed it! More alcohol! Because, like i said before, it dulls any kind of pain.

Oh, I almost forgot. The deadline is Black Friday.

Oooooh b-b-b-boy. Might not be on the forums too often but denzo mentioned this little contest to me so I thought I'd give it a shot.

Maybe Ill just compile all of the drunk singing you did, I'm too lazy to draw you for a crappy RPG game.

Best ever thing.

Denzo reviewed MW3! How did we not notice sooner? THIS is where he's been for a week.

I'm not sure if a winner has been chosen already, but here it is. It starts out good and gets better as time goes on.

Oh I just thought of the best thing ever! Okay, Here's how it works;
If you remember this it, You lose. When you think you won it, You lost. I'll call it "The Game." Best idea ever right? No one will ever think of a game like this.

Now make a video about this game.

I'm changing my entry to something even better. This is from an actual action movie, and isn't a parody.

Bread, Nuff said

"The Best Thing Ever" is a fairly relative term, as it is usually based on opinion, meaning that not everyone will agree on one thing being the Best Thing Ever. So there is no complete Best Thing Ever.
This comes pretty damn close, though, in my opinion.

EDIT: ALTERNATIVELY:

Tomm stole the show and got his copy. You should all be ashamed you aren't as awesome as he is. Now go home and be a family man.

Grats to Tomm for winning and to Denzo for actually following through

TheDenzo wrote:Tomm stole the show and got his copy. You should all be ashamed you aren't as awesome as he is. Now go home and be a family man.

Congratulations Tomm

would people like to help me with the lyrics

1) Call Denzo when he's piss drunk
2) Try and write down what he says
3) Set it to background music

We got the next Free Bird right here.

TheDenzo wrote:Tomm stole the show and got his copy. You should all be ashamed you aren't as awesome as he is. Now go home and be a family man.

Wait, This was a contest?