calculatedChaos Gaming

NAME: _Pipeline
AGE: 19
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: A sooper seekrit.


NATIONALITY/HERITAGE: Dutch, Latvian, Russian, and Jüden, but mostly Dutch
FAVORITE MUSIC: Pink Floyd, Metallica, Swans, Nephew
FAVORITE MOVIES: Paprika, Pulp Fiction, anything by Miyazaki
FAVORITE DRINK: Dr. Pepper
FAVORITE COLOR: Blue?
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS: Clint Eastwood
PETS: 4 cats and a dog
SIBLINGS: 3
GAMES: TF2, Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts + Eastern Front, others
HEALTH: 85% HP: very light armor penetration damage near rear of chassis from recent successful engagement with Panzer IV, no apparent damage to engine compartment or suspension. Final drive still has a few teething problems; main 76mm cannon occasionally jams
CURRENT PEEVE: Everything up to and including RAM and driver failures
SCHOOL: A college somewhere
OCCUPATION: A dishwashing/utility job with working hours which, as of 2012, have dried up to nothing. I am below underemployed.

I started out as a hack writer who made the irresponsible life choice of finding his way into semi-regular gaming. I still haven't picked my college major, but that doesn't mean it's going to be in English. Dear fucking god, not English.

Bit late, but still.

Welcome!

You seem like a decent enough dude. Welcome.

welcome

look it's Tommy Wiseau on his Tommy Wi-show!

velcome! if you're from florida... that would be..normal..
i hope not ._.

_Pipeline wrote: FAVORITE COLOR: Blue?

Orange?

Congrats, I have no actual comment to say about you. Except the fact i've seen you a few times in the servers. Welcome

Who the hell are you?

Welcome to the forum, I hope you enjoy your stay.

Tampashrew wrote:Who the hell are you?

I'm the goddamn Batman.

_Pipeline wrote:NAME: Chad

_Pipeline wrote:

Tampashrew wrote:Who the hell are you?

I'm the goddamn Chad.

You lose.

FORGED QUOTATION AND IRRELEVENT NECRO, REPORTED TO THE INTERNET POLICE.



YOU DUN GOOFED.

Anyways, I'm sure all of you miss me or within the next few months will be in a alchohol induces stupor that you'll remember what i did to you, but you will not care and you will realized that you still love me, need me, and want me to come back to you

#Youknowwhoyouare

. But my current situation as of 130 days ago is that my computer reset and i had to re-download Steam. After this process was completed Steam asked me to verify that it was actually my account. To do this i had to do an email confirmation. Only then did I remember that i had no idea what the email was, nor password. After some investigation as to what email it was and trying multiple way to get in i realized that i, Tomm, would not be logging on to steam anytime soon.

Someone broke tomm.

Flamin, it needs repairs, do something.

Tomm is secretly a bot.