calculatedChaos Gaming

Since I messed up big time on my last introduction, I've been convinced to do another. My apoligies. I'm sorry for lying to alot of you.


NAME: Jan Aviles
AGE: 16
GENDER: Female (Yes it's true, I'm sorry for lying. I thought guys had a better chance at being liked than girls so I put a male as my previous so you guys would like me more)
LOCATION: USA Florida

Other areas of interest :3
NATIONALITY/HERITAGE: I am Asian. Technically Filipino, Chinese Japanese, Spanish, and Taiwanese.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Dubstep, Techno, Europony, etc. Anything techno-ish in general.
FAVORITE MOVIES: Anything that doesn't suck made by Disney and George Lucas
FAVORITE DRINK: I love Fanta. Fanta and Crush. Basically anything orange soda like.
FAVORITE COLOR: Purple is my favorite color.
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS: I don't usually watch TV or movies often. So I guess Nicholas Cage?
PETS: I do have a dog named Max. Also now I have a rabbit named Max too. Thanks Haun for the wonderful idea.
SIBLINGS: I now have 1 sister and 1 brother.
GAMES: Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Fallout New Vegas, Garry's Mod, Left for Dead 2, Magicka, Portal 2, Team Fortress 2, Terraria, Killing Floor, Alliance o Valiant Arms, Counter Strike: Source, Counter Strike: Source Beta, Dota 2, Dota 2 Test, Half Life 2-Deathmatch-Episode One-Lost Coast, Half Life Deathmatch: Source Source, Just Cause 2, Minecraft, Poker Night at the Inventory, Portal, Serious Sam 1 & 2 HD, Super Meat Boy, TF2 Beta.
HEALTH: Fit not fat.
CURRENT PEEVE: Too cheap to buy decent enough headphones. Nor can I find one.
SCHOOL: I'm go to Spoto High School right now
OCCUPATION: Gamer, Chore Person, Baby Sitter, Cook, Waiter.

MahrVehl wrote:to my inspiration and what caused me to love ear rape- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YciyTsKKldA

Amateur, I can bust my ears easily just by visiting the funserver and bashing my keyboard blade.

Watch this video anyways.

And welcome to calculus chaos.

Ohohoho, You editted your post and now I am going to edit mine, Adding more things to comment about your post.

• You seem to be proud you're in America, Why is that?

• Dr. Pepper does not increase.
If you have done biology or actually researched, You produce sperm until you die, You will never lose sperm. So even if mountain dew does kill sperm, It won't matter, You'll just make more.
You gave us rumors by the way, Not facts. Facts are things that have complete proof.
I had to edit what this area many times, I've said things that may have confused you on my previous edits.

• Q

• Max is a hyper-kinetic-rabbity-thing, Not a pitbull. Although he can act like one at times.

• You can't be average. If you average your age with the amount of you, It equals 15. But that's not how 4th grade mathematics work.

• Family Guy got old fast.

• Please do things such as
FAVORITE COLOR: Jarate
FAVORITE ACTOR AND DRUG: Charlie Sheen.
Because this feels unorganized and I can't really tell what your weight has anything to do with bla bla bla.

• Admins aren't presidents, They're a bunch of fucking pylons. And I'm not sure if you're ready to be a pylon, Because you don't have enough minerals to make one yourself.

• Are the pictures really necessary?

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*twitch*

MahrVehl wrote:
Vote for president because I'm fly.
President is admin.

You just got d-d-d-d-downvoted, son.

MahrVehl wrote: *EDIT*
I am utterly hated by you guys. Especially you Haun. But I still love you.

MahrVehl wrote: *EDIT*
I am utterly hated by you guys. Especially you Haun. But I still love you.

Don't kill me guys.
I don't see how that's so.
Apperently, disproving your little sperm ''fact'' Making starcraft and Sam & Max references, telling you how to improve your intro, and asking if the pictures are necessary is a sign I hate you?

Saying that I hate someone when I don't is what I find offensive, more than one hating me.
Hate me, And I hate you is how it usually goes.

I'm acting ridiculous now, So I'm going to end my post.

chatbox Haunwulf wrote:Krieg I need your .gifs

Was the chatbox that dead? Or did you come shortly after I left the forums?

floooooridian.

Haunwulf wrote: Or did you come shortly after I left the forums?

R33MIX's videos kinda make me feel

MahrVehl wrote:
Technically I have some form of Epilepsy but I dont really worry about it. The weird vision thing only happens like once a month.

So it's your strange form of a Period, then? Okay. I'll be sure to toggle drugs ON for you when I see you on the server, maybe get a kick outta the results. FOR SCIENCE!

Anyway, welcome.