calculatedChaos Gaming

I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, two years
Stole many a mans crates and metal
And I was round when Haunwulf
Had his moment and joined the forums
Made damn sure that Tampa
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around the Mainserver
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the spycrab and his friends
little kids screamed in vain
I became a heavy
Held a Natasha
When the Kritzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your Mods and Admins
Fought for 3 long years
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who gave admin to spycrab?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for engineers
Who get killed before they reached Dustbowl
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
*guitar pyro solo*
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every admin is a troll
And all the trolls saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Reverse
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

I saw my name,I stopped reading when I saw it.
My head is full of fuck
Edit:HERE'S MY VERSION

I'm a man of derp and kerp
I've been around for a long, three years
Stole many a mans metal and crates
And I was round when Hellfire
Had his moment of death in the servers
Made damn sure that Tampa
Washed his ass and sealed his class
Pleased to troll you
Hope you guess my name
But what's irritating you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around the Mainserver
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the spycrab and his friends
little bitches screamed in drains
I became a heavy
Held an Iron Curtain
When the quickfix raged
And the bodies smelt like cupcakes
Pleased to derp you
Hope you guess my mane, oh yeah
Ah, what's irritating you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your Mods and Admins
Fought for 9 long years
For the peasants they made
I whispers in,
"Who gave admin to California Bear?"
When before all
It was me and you
Let me please cake myself
I'm a man of derp and kerp
And I laid traps for pyros
Who get killed before they reached cp_Mariobros
Pleased to troll you
Hope you guessed my name, oh muffins
But what's irritating you
Is the nature of the game, oh no, get up, bastard
*Dispenser Noise*
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh muffins
But what's hatting you
Is just the nature of the game
Just as every good admin is a troll
And all the parasprites saints
As tails is heads
Just call me Reverse
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some muffins
Have some sympathy, and some horrid sense of taste.
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to my inventory, um derp
Pleased to troll you
Hope you guessed my troll techniques, um apples
But what's irritating you
Is the nature of the game, um you lost it.
I hope you didn't use up 5 minutes comparing.

Haunwulf wrote:I saw my name,I stopped reading when I saw it.

My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck

You should get that checked out

Zarik wrote:

Haunwulf wrote:I saw my name,I stopped reading when I saw it.

My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck

You should get that checked out

Seriously.

Tampashrew wrote:

Zarik wrote:

Haunwulf wrote:I saw my name,I stopped reading when I saw it.

My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck

You should get that checked out

Seriously.

Did you know that when you get to -20 votes for admin, it rolls back over and therefore you get admin?

Rolling stones Ftw

Beetle wrote:

Tampashrew wrote:

Zarik wrote:

Haunwulf wrote:I saw my name,I stopped reading when I saw it.

My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck

You should get that checked out

Seriously.

Did you know that when you get to -20 votes for admin, it rolls back over and therefore you get admin?

wait so Tampa has admin?

Kriegsmarine wrote:

Beetle wrote:

Tampashrew wrote:

Zarik wrote:

Haunwulf wrote:I saw my name,I stopped reading when I saw it.

My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck
My head is full of fuck

You should get that checked out

Seriously.

Did you know that when you get to -20 votes for admin, it rolls back over and therefore you get admin?

wait so Tampa has admin?

You bet your ass I do.

God I haven't listened to Wierd Al for YEARS.