Help me help you help me.

[Denzo]

Now who wants a free copy of terraria.

[Tampashrew]

I'll take it, but what's the catch?

[Kriegsmarine]

If I have to be your slave for any amount of time, screw it.

[spleenter]

we already told you we cant play offensive words in scrabble.

[Beetle]

EDIT: no longer want it.

[PhrozenFlame]

Uhh, sure? I'll take it if you really don't want it.

[BAMF]

give it to hellfire

[Denzo]

give it to hellfire

[LaN]

Where's the catch

[Denzo]

Where's the catch

Right here.

[Tampashrew]

Where's the catch

Right here.

That's not a catch, those are catches.

[Denzo]

Where's the catch

Right here.

That's not a catch, those are catches.

[Tampashrew]

Where's the catch

Right here.

That's not a catch, those are catches.

[FierySnake]

God damn I want the game, can I please have it? What do I have to do to earn it?

[Ohnoez]

I want it... i guess all i can say to you is... me love you long time?

[spleenter]

Now who wants a free copy of terraria.

I DO.


/Yoink

[Riftoff]

Well, she started with a margarita
Then she went to straight tequila
And before the night was over, oh
Her little secret was between us
But she laughed, I cried
And she said, "I'll be fine."
Now she's barely walking and I'm thinking
Wonder how long she's been drinking, like this
She looks me in the eye and says, "I swear I'm quitting."
I almost believed it
Then she cried but she lies
'Cause that's what she said last Saturday night

CHORUS:
How am I suppose to help
Somebody when they tell you
That they don't need help
How am I suppose to reach a soul
That doesn't know they need to save themselves
My friend, I've done all I can do
You've got to
Help me, help you

Oh, I get home from work
I turn the TV on
The telephone's a ringing
Her little girl is crying
Says, "I can't wake mama up from sleeping."
Well, I burned that road
Opened up the door, she says,
"Leave me alone."

REPEAT CHORUS

It's been 4 years and now I stand
In the back of the room

She said, "I started with a margarita
Then I went to straight tequila."
12 steps, 4 years, and 27 days
And now I stand before you
Help me, help you

[Daniel Is I]

I would like a copy of Terraria very much, sir. May I please have one?

*bow*

[Fireproof]

I drew penises for your desktop, I want flat minecraft.

[Original]

Who doesn't want terrerrereeriiaa?

ME! that's who, give it to someone else please.

[Optimus Prime Rib]

Oh pick me, I hope he picks me, oh goodness I hope he picks me.

[Tampashrew]

Oh pick me, I hope he picks me, oh goodness I hope he picks me.

Why do you keep reviving dead threads?

[Optimus Prime Rib]

Oh pick me, I hope he picks me, oh goodness I hope he picks me.

Why do you keep reviving dead threads?

Because I can and I want to. I'll probably forget about this by the time you read it.