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calculatedChaos Gaming • The Haiku Thread
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The Haiku Thread

Posted: 10 May 2011, 01:43
by MrKerplunkers
I just made a thread
Whilst dealing with my boredom
Post some damn haikus

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 10 May 2011, 02:19
by Denzo
First is five, no more
This is really complex
I suck at haikus

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 10 May 2011, 10:29
by PhrozenFlame
This? Complex? Good joke.
Good haikus are hard to make,
But these are easy.

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 11 May 2011, 12:01
by LAG King
Oh a haiku thread

This is very exciting

God this is lame..er

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 11 May 2011, 02:09
by Riftoff
Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 11 May 2011, 04:42
by giggles
Riftoff wrote:Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 11 May 2011, 06:24
by Kriegsmarine
Damn this thread is cool
I just wish I could write haiku
Before I began...

It's not like I'm bad
I'm just very complex yo
and this is hard man

Not that it's tiring
I still like what I write here
it's just that I'm bored

Now I am done here
this is my last Haiku now
I hope you like it

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 08:52
by Riftoff
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.
Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 04:04
by spleenter
Kriegsmarine wrote:Damn this thread is cool
I just wish I could write haiku
Before I began...

It's not like I'm bad
I'm just very complex yo
and this is hard man

Not that it's tiring
I still like what I write here
it's just that I'm bored

Now I am done here
this is my last Haiku now
I hope you like it
Overachieving
You're a smug son of a bitch
Don't you think you're cool.

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 04:23
by Original
With force of pen
New art form found
Yoda am I

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 05:25
by giggles
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.
Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own
almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 05:32
by Denzo
Room is spinning fast
Spray paint not good for breathing
I hate my job here

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 05:47
by Original
face masks filter
govt job has insurance
Denzo gets high for free

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 07:12
by giggles
Original wrote:face masks filter
govt job has insurance
Denzo gets high for free
creator of maps
made the beauty, orient
collecting juju

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 12 May 2011, 07:41
by Kriegsmarine
spleenter wrote:
Kriegsmarine wrote:Damn this thread is cool
I just wish I could write haiku
Before I began...

It's not like I'm bad
I'm just very complex yo
and this is hard man

Not that it's tiring
I still like what I write here
it's just that I'm bored

Now I am done here
this is my last Haiku now
I hope you like it
Overachieving
You're a smug son of a bitch
Don't you think you're cool.
wow dude bro calm down
I was making fun of stuff
don't taze me dude bro!

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 13 May 2011, 12:09
by Riftoff
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.
Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own
almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin
Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 13 May 2011, 12:36
by PhrozenFlame
Engulfed in pure dumb
Little kids think they are cool
Funserver is bad.

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 13 May 2011, 02:48
by Kriegsmarine
PhrozenFlame wrote:Engulfed in pure dumb
Little kids think they are cool
Funserver is bad.
I really hate them
I understand your problem
we should nuke them now

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 13 May 2011, 06:32
by MrKerplunkers
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.
Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own
almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin
Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead
These quote pyramids
They rival those of Giza
Seriously, stop

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 13 May 2011, 08:00
by Original
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.
Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own
almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin
Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

Reaching to the sky
Pyramid Hiakus high
MrKerplunkers, a powerful foundation lay

Unfortunate for us
untold heights won't be reached
forum has a 5 lvl pyramid max

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 13 May 2011, 10:19
by giggles
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.
Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own
almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin
Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

sneaking around you
or healing as a medic
your team was awful

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 13 May 2011, 11:25
by scottlind1
Got to fix my poem
i'm under giggles orders
Is this good enough?

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 14 May 2011, 10:40
by Kriegsmarine
scottlind1 wrote:Got to fix my poem
i'm under giggles orders
Is this good enough?
No it's not dummkopf
You should try harder next time
just kidding it's cool

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 14 May 2011, 08:51
by giggles
scottlind1 wrote:Got to fix my poem
i'm under giggles orders
Is this good enough?
poem is count two
but very well mr. scott
you are almost there.

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 14 May 2011, 11:06
by Riftoff
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote: Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.
Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own
almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin
Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

sneaking around you
or healing as a medic
your team was awful

The giant horror
Of avanti upon
A teamstacked server

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 15 May 2011, 08:41
by giggles
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:
Riftoff wrote:
giggles wrote:


almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin
Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

sneaking around you
or healing as a medic
your team was awful

The giant horror
Of avanti upon
A teamstacked server
picked as P-body
flying through all three levels
portal 2 co-op

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 15 May 2011, 08:51
by Riftoff
Excited children
Jumping up, down and all 'round
in Fartlandia

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 16 May 2011, 05:01
by Original
What is squash
if not a vegetable
how does on play

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 16 May 2011, 08:29
by Riftoff
Like indoor tennis
Soundproof rooms in overlarge gyms
The very hippest sport

Re: The Haiku Thread

Posted: 17 May 2011, 12:50
by Original
does require tight jeans
dragons in plaid
hipsters to skinny to sport