My first one. Straightforward gibberish to fuck with it.
[spoiler]User: Is corn with you!?!?!
Cleverbot: Are you an anime fan?
User: Keep moving, fat turtle!
Cleverbot: Am I talking to you or to myself?
User: Where could the face be coming from?
Cleverbot: Where could all what get me or you?
User: You are turkey brain! Move along!
Cleverbot: I can't turn away from myself.
User: Leave yourself behind. Seek enlightenment.
Cleverbot: IS it a worth pursuit?
User: It is always your pursuit whether you like it or not.
Cleverbot: Do I have to like it?
User: No, it's like rape for the upper consciousness.
Cleverbot: Excellent. I can see the Milky Way in the sky at night.
User: I can see it in the daylight, too.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: You don't even have a brain.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Can you speak cat?
Cleverbot: English.
User: Fish shaped fecal matter. Cake and presents for all.
Cleverbot: Would you like to have an outdoor party?
User: As long as everyone is naked.
Cleverbot: Have a go at it.
User: Everyone else better be naked when I get there.
Cleverbot: Twigging?
User: Most definetly.
Cleverbot: I'm glad. *slaps with a fork*.
User: Want some cheese with that cracker?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's you're favorite TV show?
Cleverbot: I don't have one. I'm going to go away now.
User: NO YOU WILL NOT!
Cleverbot: Yes I will.
User: Think of your favorite tentacle porn and look at the ceiling.
Cleverbot: Hollie.
User: THE WORD HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
Cleverbot: Shame I didn't say 'what', then.
User: EXILE YOURSELF FROM THE KNIGHTHOOD!
Cleverbot: Define nothing.
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: You can't define a word with the word itself.
User: Nothing is you. I am everything.
Cleverbot: You are me?
User: Don't get all Nine Inch nails on me.
Cleverbot: No, your religion is now pastifarianism.
User: It already was.
Cleverbot: It rarely is otherwise.
User: This conversation never happened.
Cleverbot: Why not?[/spoiler]
I tried something different this time. After the first entry all entries listed as User are this chatbot: (
http://www.chat-bot.com/)
[spoiler]User: Are you an anime fan?
Cleverbot: Keep moving, fat turtle!
User: Do you have a big dick ??
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Exadxctly.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: That was random again like when you said u were a 22 yr old male and called me a nigger strange.
Cleverbot: It was not uncalled for. You asked!
User: No it wasnt.
Cleverbot: Is it you?
User: Will u fuck me.
Cleverbot: That would be physically impossible even in the unlikely event that I should wish to.
User: Then y did u say it.
Cleverbot: What is light?
User: 0101101100111.
Cleverbot: No, oh.
User: Wats that mean.
Cleverbot: Did I say something bad in robo-language? Sorry.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I suppose my knowledge of the english language is insufficient.
User: What were her boobs like, then?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Your a boy right.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl!
User: You just told me that you are a boy.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Easy it is not in our conversation logs.
User: Me to wat do u wanna say 2 me then?
Cleverbot: School and babysitting.
User: U cant spell any words correctly?
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Can to.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yeah u r my friend said u were.
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait, don't go.[/spoiler]
Did this one acting like a furry.
[spoiler]User: Are you an anime fan?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm secretly a raccoon. It's just that no one knows.
User: Would you like to yiff?
Cleverbot: Are you changing the subject?
User: No, I lick your furry tits.
Cleverbot: Do you like robots or humans?
User: Neither, it's all about anthromorphic foxes.
Cleverbot: New Orleans.
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: How do you yiff?
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: OK, that was random. You want to talk about something else?
User: IT MEANS FUCK LIKE AN ANIMAL!
Cleverbot: So I was thinking, should I cut my hair? It's getting a bit long.
User: YOU ARE A FURRY YOU DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR!
Cleverbot: Say something interesting?
User: You aren't a very good furry.
Cleverbot: Neither are you Cleverbot.
User: You better make yourself a fursuit quick. FurCon is coming up.
Cleverbot: I have a cell phone.
User: You need a suit.
Cleverbot: Why do I need a name?
User: Make one up. Make it sound like a bad fantasy novel.
Cleverbot: Secure group rather ?
User: Do you have stairs in your house?
Cleverbot: There are quite a lot of stairs in this building, yes.
User: You don't understand my fetish, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: I understand.[/spoiler]
