Tell Me a Good Description, Win a (minimal) Prize! (ENDED)

OldManJenkins · Unread post by **OldManJenkins** » 11 Dec 2010, 05:03

Recently, I have by happenstance come into the possession of a Hot Rod, as well as a description tag. Through the process of combining these two items, I wish to subtitle my hat in such a manner that shall make my enemies chortle upon them being utterly destroyed by my extreme skill. Unfortunately, I lack the imagination and creative prowess to procure a witty and fitting description.

I humbly ask my fellow gentlemen to provide for me a suitable descriptive phrase for such an accessory.
To make things more interesting, and to give some (minimal) incentive, I will give two crates to whoever's description I choose.

tl;dr: Tell me a description to give my Hot Rod, get two crates. If you accept this mission, you will be greatly commended on your performance. Good luck, agent. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 11 Dec 2010, 09:40

Have a new crazy look, when you build something.

yes I suck.

Unread post by **spleenter** » 11 Dec 2010, 09:41

This Custom Painted UV shield protects my eyes from your Blinding Inadequacies.

OldManJenkins · Unread post by **OldManJenkins** » 11 Dec 2010, 09:48

spleenter wrote:This Custom Painted UV shield protects my eyes from your Blinding Inadequacies.

That's pretty awesome, let's see if anyone can top that.

Unread post by **LaN** » 11 Dec 2010, 09:48

The fury from my eyes is covered by my goggles, but that wasn't enough!

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 11 Dec 2010, 10:15

The genuine Australian mask could not stop the raging, burning flames of my heart and soul

Unread post by **spleenter** » 11 Dec 2010, 10:22

right so, so far its between mine and lan's.

OldManJenkins · Unread post by **OldManJenkins** » 11 Dec 2010, 10:23

Better, but Spleenter's is still the best.
Keep 'em coming, folks!

For inspiration and/or something to complement how high many of you undoubtedly are right now, I've made this video specially for you:

Ha ha, self-advertising is FUNNY.

Unread post by **LaN** » 11 Dec 2010, 10:47

This is a UV protection 8 x 6 in. Mask , made from Zinc, and painted with a combination of oil , water, and the color comes from melted jewels of Zimbabwe,Africa. I have 10 of these.

Unread post by **spleenter** » 11 Dec 2010, 11:43

i think only the first entry by a person should be judged.

OldManJenkins · Unread post by **OldManJenkins** » 11 Dec 2010, 11:49

I'm just looking for the best description; if they have something that's better than what they came up with before, I'll take it.

I think I'll make the final decision sometime tomorrow, so if anybody else has a worthy description, soon would be a good time.

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 12 Dec 2010, 12:07

The Flames of my mask, will burn all spy- crabs.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 12 Dec 2010, 05:43

My mask doubles as a blast shield while redirecting sunlight to blind you. No wonder you're dead. You had no chance to survive...

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 12 Dec 2010, 01:56

The flames of my mask, represent the flames of Pyro's burning spy-crabs.

OldManJenkins · Unread post by **OldManJenkins** » 12 Dec 2010, 05:43

Alright, since nobody was man enough to beat Spleenter's description, he is declared the winner.
Pick any two crates out of one #3, three #4, and one #5, and I'll give 'em to you next time you're on.

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 12 Dec 2010, 08:05

OldManJenkins wrote:Alright, since nobody was man enough to beat Spleenter's description, he is declared the winner.
Pick any two crates out of one #3, three #4, and one #5, and I'll give 'em to you next time you're on.

D:I

Unread post by **Wamp Rats** » 30 Dec 2010, 10:46

I was gonna say "If the demo had this he'd have both his eyes"

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