calculatedChaos Gaming

Recently, I have by happenstance come into the possession of a Hot Rod, as well as a description tag. Through the process of combining these two items, I wish to subtitle my hat in such a manner that shall make my enemies chortle upon them being utterly destroyed by my extreme skill. Unfortunately, I lack the imagination and creative prowess to procure a witty and fitting description.

I humbly ask my fellow gentlemen to provide for me a suitable descriptive phrase for such an accessory.
To make things more interesting, and to give some (minimal) incentive, I will give two crates to whoever's description I choose.

tl;dr: Tell me a description to give my Hot Rod, get two crates. If you accept this mission, you will be greatly commended on your performance. Good luck, agent. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.

Have a new crazy look, when you build something.

yes I suck.

This Custom Painted UV shield protects my eyes from your Blinding Inadequacies.

spleenter wrote:This Custom Painted UV shield protects my eyes from your Blinding Inadequacies.

That's pretty awesome, let's see if anyone can top that.

The fury from my eyes is covered by my goggles, but that wasn't enough!

The genuine Australian mask could not stop the raging, burning flames of my heart and soul

right so, so far its between mine and lan's.

Better, but Spleenter's is still the best.
Keep 'em coming, folks!

For inspiration and/or something to complement how high many of you undoubtedly are right now, I've made this video specially for you:


Ha ha, self-advertising is FUNNY.

This is a UV protection 8 x 6 in. Mask , made from Zinc, and painted with a combination of oil , water, and the color comes from melted jewels of Zimbabwe,Africa. I have 10 of these.

i think only the first entry by a person should be judged.

I'm just looking for the best description; if they have something that's better than what they came up with before, I'll take it.

I think I'll make the final decision sometime tomorrow, so if anybody else has a worthy description, soon would be a good time.

The Flames of my mask, will burn all spy- crabs.

My mask doubles as a blast shield while redirecting sunlight to blind you. No wonder you're dead. You had no chance to survive...

The flames of my mask, represent the flames of Pyro's burning spy-crabs.

Alright, since nobody was man enough to beat Spleenter's description, he is declared the winner.
Pick any two crates out of one #3, three #4, and one #5, and I'll give 'em to you next time you're on.

OldManJenkins wrote:Alright, since nobody was man enough to beat Spleenter's description, he is declared the winner.
Pick any two crates out of one #3, three #4, and one #5, and I'll give 'em to you next time you're on.

D:I

I was gonna say "If the demo had this he'd have both his eyes"