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What are the names that you have given to your weapons via Name Tags, or your some of your ideas?

If you could create any weapon or item to be an official in-game one, what would they be and what would be their stats?
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My Named Items:

Standard Knife: "My Condolences To You, Sir And/Or Madam"
Black Box: "Kurt CoPAIN!"
L'Etranger: "Diplomatic Aid"
Sniper Rifle - "Artemis"
Revolver- "Skinny Bitches."
Shotgun(s)- "Ajax"


My Future Ideas:

Flamethrower- "The SureFire Way"
Sandman- "Bringing Dreams... and Concussions"
Minigun- "From Russia With L-... $200 Cartridges."
Grenade launcher- I kilt you.
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Weapon ideas:
Grenade launcher (name pending):
+25 projectile velocity
Lesser arch trajectory
-15% direct hit damage

Degreaser: "Gas Guzzler"

Powerjack: "Banhammer"

Battalion's Backup: "Cover Fire"

Sydney Sleeper: "Tranquilizer Gun"


I think I'm just going to put "Giro's" in front of all of them.

Powerjack - The Crabhammer

that's the only one i've named so far.

the ones i have now:
grenade launcher: t00bz's t00b launcher
bottle: t00bz's scrumpy brew

future ideas:
rocket launcher:The t00ba

Rocket Launcher:

LaN's Lubricated Lovemaker

Flamethrower:

LaN's Favorite Blower

Holy Mackeral:
Magikarp

Heavy's Fist:

My Magic Fingers

Stock Scattergun: “Shotgun of the scatter variety”

Mad Milk: “Moo moo milk”

Holy Mackerel: “Divine fish of the Scombridae”

Blackbox: “African American Box”

Stock Shotgun: “Shotgun of the shotgun variety”

Frying Pan: “World’s deadliest kitchen maid”

The Degreaser: “Fluffy Wuffykins”

Axtinguisher: “Killer of Flamers”

Grenade Launcher: “Inapposite Onomatopoeia”

Sticky Launcher: “Long, Black, and Sticky”

Sword: “It’s dangerous to go alone”

Minigun: “$200 custom tool cartage launcher”

The Sandvich: “The MANwich”

GRU: “I can break these cuffs”

Frontier Justice: “42 crits and I’m comin’ for you”

Stock Pistol: “Effective against living things”

Gunslinger: “I take 4 seconds to finish”

Blutsauger: “Ich bin ein Vampir“

Medigun: “Protection without discomfort”

Ubersaw: “Ich bin ein Sanitäter

Sniper rifle: “ ”

Jarate: “Free Lemonade for all”

Bushwacka: “Golf Trophy”

The Ambassador: “The Compensator”

Your internal reward: “My external reward”

Dead Ringer: "Je ne meurent jamais"


One down, 25 to go. Yeah need one for the sniper rifle.

Powerjack:The Wrinklefucker/Telescopic Sassacrusher (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki ... nklefucker)
Frying Pan: Bodacious Black Liquid Sorrow (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Gushers)
Shotgun: Nyarlathotep's Mass Hallucination
The Ambassador: The Renabassador
Mad Milk: Not Semen
Natascha: The Skill Gun

Here my Ideas For Names when I get one

Anti "TheDogHouse" Sticky Launcher
Anti "Bishop" Eyelander etc etc

Riftoff wrote:The Ambassador: The Renabassador

Is that a joke at Hellfire, or the fact that a skin for that actually exists?

Holy Mackeral - 'Trout Mask Replica'

Blackbox - Lipstick Tube of Death

Bonk Energy Drink - Jarate + Sugar

Jarate - Coors

Cloak and Dagger - The Arena Cheat Watch

These are all I can think of BOLD means I actually named it that

im gonna name my medi gun "The Proton Pack" ghostbusters

name it after your girlfriend a la Bishop

Dick Trickle wrote:name it after your girlfriend a la Bishop

Oh!!!!! Burned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FierySnake wrote:

Dick Trickle wrote:name it after your girlfriend a la Bishop

Oh!!!!! Burned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that wasn't a burn actually. you fail as always

Sandman --> BannedMan

PhrozenFlame wrote:

Riftoff wrote:The Ambassador: The Renabassador

Is that a joke at Hellfire, or the fact that a skin for that actually exists?

It was a skin on FPSbanana a while back, but I can't seem to find it anymore.

Names I want:
Fish-> Celtic's Floppy Meat
Crit-A-Cola-> Fizzy Piss
Fists-> Celtic's Bear Hands
The Eyelander-> Actual Size

Sniper Rifle -> xXxL3G1TD3M0NPR0SN1P3RK1LL3R69xXx

Based on a real Xbox Live gamertag. I love you, Halo community.

LaN wrote: Holy Mackeral:
Magikarp

I might have to steal that one from you, LaN.

My idea:
Flamethrower/Degreaser --> "NOT The Backburner"

The only thing I have named is my Black Box: chaoticCarnage

I need to come up with a name for my black Tyrants Helm.

Riftoff wrote:Mad Milk: Not Semen

I lol'ed

BAMF wrote:Sniper Rifle -> xXxL3G1TD3M0NPR0SN1P3RK1LL3R69xXx

Translated: Legit Demon Pro. Sniper Killer 69.
I'm not surprised that the name was already taken 68 times on X-Box Live.

captainAngry wrote:The only thing I have named is my Black Box: chaoticCarnage

I need to come up with a name for my black Tyrants Helm.

Riftoff wrote:Mad Milk: Not Semen

I lol'ed

BAMF wrote:Sniper Rifle -> xXxL3G1TD3M0NPR0SN1P3RK1LL3R69xXx

Translated: Legit Demon Pro. Sniper Killer 69.
I'm not surprised that the name was already taken 68 times on X-Box Live.

I see it now!

captainAngry wrote:

BAMF wrote:Sniper Rifle -> xXxL3G1TD3M0NPR0SN1P3RK1LL3R69xXx

Translated: Legit Demon Pro. Sniper Killer 69.
I'm not surprised that the name was already taken 68 times on X-Box Live.

Either 68 people had it already or he was just being retarded with the whole 69 thing.

69 is a funny number, because, because, it's a number the talks about sex... her her haha haa.

Also Phallic Symbol = Sniper Rifle.

num yummy wrote:

captainAngry wrote:

BAMF wrote:Sniper Rifle -> xXxL3G1TD3M0NPR0SN1P3RK1LL3R69xXx

Translated: Legit Demon Pro. Sniper Killer 69.
I'm not surprised that the name was already taken 68 times on X-Box Live.

Either 68 people had it already or he was just being retarded with the whole 69 thing.

I asked the guy who it was whether it was or not, he called me a racial slur for black people we all know.

So, you decide I guess.

I recently renamed my Medigun "Sexual Healing"

num yummy wrote:I recently renamed my Medigun "Sexual Healing"

You should have done

Dalokah's Bar: Sexual Chocolate

Sexual Chocolate can refer to:

* The name of the fictional band appearing in the 1988 film Coming to America with Eddie Murphy
* The nickname of cricketer Ryan Sidebottom
* The nickname of Professor Stuart Hall, Jamaican-born British sociologist and cultural theorist
* Mark Henry, an Olympic weightlifter's stage name
* The name of a coverband, situated in Melbourne, Australia. Featuring guitarist Grover Harris.
* A backing band for Alanis Morissette
* A team that competed in VH1's 2006 World Series of Pop Culture
* A song by British band Hot Chip
* The name of Dennis Rodman's boat on Lake Texoma close to where he attended college at South Eastern University in Durant Oklahoma.
* The nickname of house DJ Daniel Storer
* A brand of chocolate from Berlin, Germany
* Boston College's all-male step team
* A type of beer produced by Foothills Brewing in Winston-Salem, North Carolina
* The nickname of the 4.0 Men's USTA team from Nicolet from 2005 to 2009
* The nickname of a championship UniBall team consisting of Swindle and Adroit
* A Garage Punk Band from Landau/Pfalz (South Germany) which was active in 2003-2004. Members where Tex Dixigas (Vocals), Buddy Stolly (Bass), Satisfaction Jackson (Guitar) and Pierre Legere (Drums)

Thanks Wikipedia.

Taedium wrote:You should have done

Dalokah's Bar: Sexual Chocolate

I thought about doing something like that, but I never use the Dalokah's bar and I felt like it would have just been a waste.

Darwin's Danger Shield: Rodney Dangershield
Vitasaw: The Proctologist's Gambit

I just named my flare gun "Pinch the tail, suck the head" after realizing it sort of has the same shape as a Crawfish:

Match the tail with the handle, and the barrel with the carpace.



So im going to name my flamethrower "Crawfish Boiler", and my Axtinguisher "Tony Chachere"

Jarate: Balad of R. Kelly.