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YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 12:10
by Toastyking
OH SHIT PISS, IT'S THIS FUCK AGAIN.
I got bored again and I will never be able to bring Hoovy back so heres a story about a Doctorical expert of Medicalation.
You are that Doctor.
What to type for commands:
>Doctor: blah blah blah
Heres you, ya creepy bastard.
Get to it.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 12:27
by Toastyking
Oh, and theres your certificate.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 05:30
by MrKerplunkers
Hey man, we can't go on a medicinal journey looking like that.
Doctor: Look for stylin' wig
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 08:26
by captainAngry
>Doctor: Find explosives (e.g. dynamite, grenades), a weapon and a vehicle (your choice toasty).
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 03:31
by BAMF
Doctor: Cure cancer
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 05:20
by FierySnake
Doctor: LAUGHING IS ALWAYS THE BEST MEDICINE HAHAHGAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 06:32
by Toastyking
Stylin' out, creepy bastard.
You find a scalpel, a canister of.... something, and a shitty looking amberlamps.
And you already tried curing cancer with laughter, not very happy cancer patients.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 07:34
by MrKerplunkers
Dayum, we are cooking now.
Doctor: Cruise the hospital grounds in your pimped out amberlamps and see if you can pick up some hot nurses.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 07:56
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Doctor: While at the hospital, find "Plot device" and "activate said plot device".
Holy shit 1000 posts.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 08:47
by t00bz
Doctor: Chill for a little while while drinking coffee and talking to friends after activating plot device
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 09:21
by FierySnake
Doctor: heres Your Medicine
Give the Potion to the patient,
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 09:37
by Toastyking
MALE nurses, and the only nurse you know is Beardy.
Plot device doesn't have batteries, go find some.
This is more than a little depressing.
Does Beardy have like... 5 knees?
Can't get potion, no shops around, no patient to give to.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 10:20
by PhrozenFlame
Examine -> Map Of Hospital
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 11:05
by Toastyking
Old ass map.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 05:17
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Doctor: Exit building with the scalpel, the canister of.... something, and drive away in the amberlamps.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 05:34
by FierySnake
Go up the Stairs
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 05:51
by BAMF
>Doctor: Ubercharge BEARDY.
>Beardy: be ubercharged.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 07:51
by MrKerplunkers
Oh fucking hell beardy, try to be hotter.
Doctor: Make beardy drink canister of... something.
Maybe it's a canister of the lost hot orgy compound, created in the late 70's by soviet researchers in an attempt to create a fantastic hyper orgy and not inviting the USSR physic dept.
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 10:46
by thedoghouse
>Doctor: Slip beardy some of that something in his food then operate on his leg with the scalpel to make it normal again
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 25 Sep 2010, 01:31
by FierySnake
>Doctor: Find batterieS for Plot Device. Search the hosipital for more supplies.
eDIT: THANKS thedoghouse
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 25 Sep 2010, 12:17
by thedoghouse
FierySnake wrote:>Doctor: Find batteriea for Plot Device. Search the hosipital for more supplies.
Batteriea, is that some sort of disease?
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 09:55
by Zarik
>Doctor: Find a weapon
>Beardy: Watch Doctor Creepily
Re: YOU ARE DOCTOR
Posted: 11 Oct 2010, 01:56
by Riftoff
>Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans