I'm introducing myself

ThatSpyIsASpy · Unread post by **ThatSpyIsASpy** » 06 Sep 2010, 09:01

NAME:Eric
AGE:14(?)
GENDER:Male
LOCATION:New York

Other areas of interest could include:
NATIONALITY/HERITAGE:Chinese-American
FAVORITE MUSIC:The Beatles
FAVORITE MOVIES:Saving Private Ryan,Ed Wood,Inception
FAVORITE DRINK:Guiness
FAVORITE COLOR:Red
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS:Angelina Jolie for obvious reasons
PETS:none
SIBLINGS:1 sister
GAMES:TF2,CS:S,Mass Effect,CoD:MW2,GTA4 PC
HEALTH:Good
CURRENT PEEVE:The xbox community
SCHOOL:Brooklyn Tech
OCCUPATION:Student and professional dog walker

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 06 Sep 2010, 09:05

ThatSpyIsASpy wrote:AGE:14(?)

You don't know you're own age? that's not good.

ThatSpyIsASpy · Unread post by **ThatSpyIsASpy** » 06 Sep 2010, 09:06

or maybe that's not my real age

FierySnake · Unread post by **FierySnake** » 06 Sep 2010, 09:23

I welcome you to the forums

Unread post by **squishy** » 06 Sep 2010, 09:36

ThatSpyIsASpy wrote:AGE:14(?)
FAVORITE DRINK:Guiness

Something does not add up here...
Anywho, welcome to these forum things!

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 06 Sep 2010, 09:40

speedblader03 wrote:
ThatSpyIsASpy wrote:AGE:14(?)
FAVORITE DRINK:Guiness
Something does not add up here...

Cover blown, Fission Mailed.

scottlind1 · Unread post by **scottlind1** » 07 Sep 2010, 01:00

welcome to the forums mr.suspicious.

Unread post by **Trilby** » 07 Sep 2010, 05:48

Welcome to the forums person I have never seen on TF2 as of yet

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 07 Sep 2010, 09:41

ThatSpyIsASpy wrote: GAMES:TF2,CS:S,Mass Effect,CoD:MW2,GTA4 PC

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 07 Sep 2010, 09:49

ThatSpyIsASpy wrote: AGE:14(?)
FAVORITE MOVIES:...Ed Wood
FAVORITE DRINK:Guiness
SCHOOL:Brooklyn Tech
OCCUPATION:Student and professional dog walker

You have to be lying about something there...Or maybe I'm just internet paranoid. Ah whatever, welcome.

Unread post by **Kittylipstikk** » 09 Sep 2010, 02:49

AGE: 14(?)
FAVORITE DRINK:Guiness
OCCUPATION:Student and professional dog walker

Ya, you are definitely older than 14 lol, at least 18 or older. But I love the professional dog walker, not something you see on a resume or anything, pretty neat! and Welcome

Unread post by **Bishop** » 12 Sep 2010, 03:27

That fourteen year old is a spy! ... Now that that's over with, Welcome to Calculated Chaos. I don't get why people make such a big deal about other people's information. It's the internet. We all lie here. But not me, I've never sinned in my life. I just live a simple lion tamer life with my beautiful penguin bride. I'm twelve years young and own a chain of successful turkey-baster sales stores.
Does everyone believe this story? Nope. Does anyone really care if it's true or not? Nope. There's my example to prove the rule.

Anyway, welcome, and I apologize for my rantings. I tend to do that.

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 12 Sep 2010, 12:26

Bishop wrote:That fourteen year old is a spy! ... Now that that's over with, Welcome to Calculated Chaos. I don't get why people make such a big deal about other people's information. It's the internet. We all lie here. But not me, I've never sinned in my life. I just live a simple lion tamer life with my beautiful penguin bride. I'm twelve years young and own a chain of successful turkey-baster sales stores.
Does everyone believe this story? Nope. Does anyone really care if it's true or not? Nope. There's my example to prove the rule. Anyway, welcome, and I apologize for my rantings. I tend to do that.

Dayum, you should put on your resume "Most Interesting Man in the World"

Unread post by **Bishop** » 12 Sep 2010, 12:29

I got a small part of it from the story I made for my bio on my steam page. For kicks, ill post it here, because I love it so much:

A short biography of "Bishop":

Bishop is a rare one-armed man born with two arms. On his first birthday, his parents sold him for lottery tickets. A week later he was adopted by a pack of vegetarian wolves. Those wolves helped Bishop become an extremely successful turkey baster salesman.

In 1782 Bishop invested his entire fortune into the stock market. Unfortunately, he was unaware the stock market had not yet been established, and lost his money. Bishop spent the next twenty years in a chair in the middle of an empty room out of depression. In 1803 he decided he needed a change in his life, and moved the chair closer to the wall. Forty years after that, in 1992, Bishop realized he was terrible at math.

Later in his life, he became the first man on Earth to marry himself. This marriage lasted only a month when everything went downhill. Bishop divorced himself and successfully took everything in the settlement.

Today, Bishop lives a quiet, peaceful life as a man who stands in Times Square shouting obscenities at traffic, because he did not receive a golden wrench during the Engineer update.

Unread post by **LaN** » 12 Sep 2010, 01:12

Bishop wrote:I got a small part of it from the story I made for my bio on my steam page. For kicks, ill post it here, because I love it so much:

A short biography of "Bishop":

Bishop is a rare one-armed man born with two arms. On his first birthday, his parents sold him for lottery tickets. A week later he was adopted by a pack of vegetarian wolves. Those wolves helped Bishop become an extremely successful turkey baster salesman.

In 1782 Bishop invested his entire fortune into the stock market. Unfortunately, he was unaware the stock market had not yet been established, and lost his money. Bishop spent the next twenty years in a chair in the middle of an empty room out of depression. In 1803 he decided he needed a change in his life, and moved the chair closer to the wall. Forty years after that, in 1992, Bishop realized he was terrible at math.

Later in his life, he became the first man on Earth to marry himself. This marriage lasted only a month when everything went downhill. Bishop divorced himself and successfully took everything in the settlement.

Today, Bishop lives a quiet, peaceful life as a man who stands in Times Square shouting obscenities at traffic, because he did not receive a golden wrench during the Engineer update.

I punch people in to doors. Thread over I won.

*backflips into helicopter and flies away*

Unread post by **Bishop** » 12 Sep 2010, 02:43

LaN wrote:I want the ability to punch someone so hard that they turn into a door.

"Want" does not mean you have it. CHECKMATE. *Takes down the helicopter with nothing but silly putty, a coat hanger, tape, and a heat-seeking rocket launcher.*

Unread post by **LaN** » 12 Sep 2010, 02:50

Bishop wrote:
LaN wrote:I want the ability to punch someone so hard that they turn into a door.
"Want" does not mean you have it. CHECKMATE. *Takes down the helicopter with nothing but silly putty, a coat hanger, tape, and a heat-seeking rocket launcher.*

That sig is outdated. Keep up with the times man.

Unread post by **Bishop** » 13 Sep 2010, 04:17

Then update it, otherwise it is still considered the most recent, therefore not outdated.

Unread post by **LaN** » 13 Sep 2010, 05:29

I keep it to motivate others to follow their dreams of punching people into doors.

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 13 Sep 2010, 06:11

LaN wrote:I keep it to motivate others to follow their dreams of punching people into doors.

Does punching people into crates qualify?

Unread post by **LaN** » 13 Sep 2010, 07:44

Tampashrew wrote:
LaN wrote:I keep it to motivate others to follow their dreams of punching people into doors.
Does punching people into crates qualify?

It's fine. One day you will be able to punch them into another dimension full of doors.

•cC• The Pacifist · 16 Sep 2010, 12:35

I've found that if I reeeally concentrate I can kill online people with my mind lazers. And when they die they turn into mansions. Do I quuuaaallliiifffyyy?

Unread post by **LaN** » 16 Sep 2010, 05:23

•cC• The Pacifist wrote:I've found that if I reeeally concentrate I can kill online people with my mind lazers. And when they die they turn into mansions. Do I quuuaaallliiifffyyy?

No.

Unread post by **Bishop** » 16 Sep 2010, 07:57

I've found it to be successful to grind my enemies into a fine powder then sell said powder as a cure for cancer, which somehow also makes a delicious salad dressing.

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