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No this isn't another fanfic.

Here's the format.

The [Type of Alcohol] [Type of fighter]

Examples:
Scottlind: The Vodka Assassin
Crocket: The Martini Musketeer
Scottlind: The Tequila Terminator
Moi: The Scotch Samurai
Daniel: The Bloody Mary Crusader
(Inspired by Beetle): Vinegar

Make it your name. Or don't. Your choice.

Edited to give credit of the examples to their original creators. Re-edit because I'm an idiot.

It is a bit of fun coming up with them.

I claim "The Scotch Samurai".

The Martini Musketeer

The Bloody Mary Crusader.

And here I thought this was going to be a stab at Katie~

Sake Spetsnaz
I claim this

The Bud Brawler. All mine.

The Lager Hoplite! (Is mine.)

The cosmopolitan Machoke is mine.

Get it? fighting pokemon?
no?......

*leaves room*

The Grasshopper Grappler. I'm not a big alcoholic, so I don't know a lot of drinks.

You guys came up with tons of them, including the examples I count 23.

Full List:

The Vodka Assassin
The Martini Musketeer
The Tequila Terminator
The Scotch Samurai
The Bloody Mary Crusader
The Sake Spetsnaz
The Scotch Spy
The Bud Brawler
The Tequila Templa
The Brandy Boxer
The Rum Rustler
The Lager Hoplite
Teh Cosmopolitan Machoke
The Appletini Faggot
The 2 Beer Queer
The Gin Grenadier
The Schnapps Spartan
The Eggnog Exicutioner
The Meed Mutilator
The Pinã Colada Kick Boxer
The Daiquiri Bomber
The Margarita Basher
The Grasshopper Grappler

The Bailey's Barbarian!
The Sangaria Smasher!
The Heineken Hell Raiser!
The Vinegar Vindicator!
The Amastel Avenger!
The Rum Runner Rustler!

I however will claim my favorite drink: THE MANGER'S MUTILATOR!
This would make one hell of a fighting game.

wow.. way to go mr kerplunkers.

Got two more

The Ouzo Bruiser
The Fine Wine Viking.

The Mike's Hard Lemonade Renegade!

Gonna try and stop now.

I've got another:

The Vinegar Warrior.

The Grapejuice Gorgonite

The Killer Flamer

EDIT: oh sorry, new one

The Red Streak Flamer

FierySnake wrote:The Killer Flamer

Name that after yourself?

zing

Beetle The Beer Bruiser. Like it? I've got more:

The Gray Geoose Gunner (Double reference, "Goose" is supposed to be spelled like that)
The Private Stock Priest
The Scotch Swordsman
The Miller Lite Mage
The Bud Lite Berzerker
The Scotch Spitfire

PhrozenFlame wrote:Beetle The Beer Bruiser. Like it? I've got more:

The Gray Geoose Gunner (Double reference, "Goose" is supposed to be spelled like that)
The Private Stock Priest
The Scotch Swordsman
The Miller Lite Mage
The Bud Lite Berzerker
The Scotch Spitfire

*Aliteration Fist Bump*

MrKerplunkers wrote:The Mike's Hard Lemonade Renegade!

Do you know what the hardest part of drinking Mike's Hard is?

Telling your parents you're gay.

Fireproof wrote:Do you know what the hardest part of drinking Mike's Hard is?

Telling your parents you're gay.

Badum tsh

Badum tsh is for puns.

The Coors Killer.

the fireball freeman

The Belgian Berserker

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Badum tsh is for puns.

The Coors Killer.

Whats the difference between Coors and Jarate?

You throw Jarate

The natty ice norseman

There is already the Natty ice Bro.

The Molson Canadian




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