calculatedChaos Gaming

i don't know if any of you have seen this. but:


http://spideyworks.com/tf2/

EDIT:

The Kukri Sentry
Level 57 Random Item
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Cloak Type: Feign Death
No random critical hits

The Cloak Gun
Level 12 Random Item
+20% bullets per shot
Damage and move speed increases as the user becomes injured
+80% projectile speed

The Eye Fists
Level 46 Random Item
+60% cloak drain rate
No compression blast
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

Ouch... just... ouch.

Also lolwut
The Sentry Sentry
Level 44 Random Item
Mini-Crits airborne targets
100% critical hit vs burning players
-2 health drained per second on wearer

The Kit Hit
Level 8 Random Item
-20% slower firing speed
+50% faster firing speed

The Atomic Dispenser
Level 15 Random Item
-20% slower firing speed
No random critical hits

i want!!!!!

The Rifle Rocket
Level 94 Random Item
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
On Hit: +3 health
+6 max pipebombs out

(popped up for the engi)

The Electro Shovel
Level 33 Random Item
+25 max health on wearer
No random critical hits
+25 max health on wearer

MEDIC ITEM
The Pain Dead
Level 66 Random Item
Blocks healing when in use
No random critical hits
This bat knocks out a mean stun ball

The Gunboats Southern
Level 61 Random Item
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds

The Knife Eye
Level 8 Random Item
-20% slower firing speed
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging towards your enemies.
+1 capture rate on wearer

It needs to make PICTURES of these!!!
The Scottish Punch
Level 4 Random Item
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Resistance Resistance
Level 49 Random Item
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Flame Eye
Level 100 Random Item
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
While under the effects, damage done and damage taken will be Mini-Crits.

Crits and Bleed? I WANT THIS NOW.

The Teleporter Fists
Level 86 Random Item
+15% damage done
+50% faster firing speed


It's a scout weapon, Fuck yeah.

Hoovy
The Flare Scatter
Level 95 Random Item
Damage removes Sappers
UberCharge grants 100% critical chance

The Eye Grenade
Level 73 Random Item
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits

Sniper
The Bottle Fists
Level 81 Random Item
+6 max pipebombs out
On Hit: +3 health

The Crit Wrench
Level 51 Random Item
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging towards your enemies.
-25 max health on wearer

The Mini Rifle
Level 55 Random Item
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
-25 max health on wearer
-25 max health on wearer

I don't know if my math is right, but it seems like you lose more health than just 25 with that...

The Axtinguisher Thrower
Level 74 Random Item
Adds Crits for 30 seconds
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

Seeing as how this was for the pyro, this would be nice! You throw your melee weapon but have to pick it back up but if you get a kill +50 health and crits for 30 seconds.