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In an effort to stop having to explain the rules (and get site traffic) I figured I would post the rules once and for all for the Team Fortress 2 Drinking Game.

Grab a drink of your choice. Beer or mixed drinks work best because, you have to drink a lot when you play this game and typically it gets harder as you play, causing you to have to drink even more.

Take one drink whenever you die.
Take two drinks whenever you die by being back-stabbed or head shot.
Take three drinks when you suicide (or elemental)
Take four drinks for every time you get taunt killed

Anyone have any suggestions for hard mode?

even though i cant drink i have a suggestion on hard mode.

each time you die without killing any1 u take another drink

example: die 2 times without a kill in those 2 lives = 2 drinks
dieing 4 times without a kill in those lives = 4 drinks
and so on

you reset once u get a kill.

(hard mode because it makes u think as well as drink alot more)

Fun Server Drinking Game! A game for the whole family.

Take a drink every time you get admin abused. This includes:
-Renaming
-Banned
-Kicked
-Drugged
-Exploded
-Drugged
-Timebombed
-Ect.
Also, take one buckshot to the groin for every time your actions warranted an admin to intervene. Seriously, if you're bad by funserver standards... oh lawd.
On the subject of drinking games, a fun take on the card game "war" is to take a shot for every card you lose. Trust me, it's been tested on real Russians.

Also, every time two people are talking at once, take a drink!

You could add for every point captured or intel captured take a drink

Or even for every win as well as every loss.

You could drink for every domination you get

....there are numerous things that could make it hard mode, that is if your goal is to get wasted lol

Kittylipstikk wrote:You could add for every point captured or intel captured take a drink

Or even for every win as well as every loss.

You could drink for every domination you get

....there are numerous things that could make it hard mode, that is if your goal is to get wasted lol

3 drinks for being goomba stomped and 4 for a regular taunt death.

the way i play it:

1 =death
2 =death by backstab/ headshot
3 =suicide/ environmental death
4 =death by taunt kill

Update first post to make suicides and taunt kills more entertaining.

1 drink per regular gun kill
2 per melee kill
an additional 2 drinks to either using a special kill method (air blast deflect, headshot, sped up w/ the pickaxe, chargin targe, bleed damage, etc. you get the point. i guess if you want to get really fucking wasted you could play engi and consider your sentry gun special)

if you dont suck at tf2 i guess
depends on how many kills or deaths you get and which is more effective for you

I'm to young to drink

captainAngry wrote:
Anyone have any suggestions for hard mode?

Replace every mention of the word "drink" in the normal rules with the word "keg".

FierySnake wrote: I'm to young to drink

Then use soda, but the twist is, for you on hard mode, you have to get a 2 liter, poor it into a HUGE bowl, fill it with a TON more sugar, mix it well, and then for every "Drink" you fill a cup to the top and chug it

Or use Me and Kerplunks famous "Happy Juice." That shit is rougher going down then straight whiskey.

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Or use Me and Kerplunks famous "Happy Juice." That shit is rougher going down then straight whiskey.

more details plz.

Also, we have a plugin that will tell you how many drinks to take. Type /drink on either server to play.

captainAngry wrote:

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Or use Me and Kerplunks famous "Happy Juice." That shit is rougher going down then straight whiskey.

more details plz.

Check the 2nd post my good man.

the drinking game that never happened.

giggles wrote:the drinking game that never happened.

Stop reviving threads, woman!

giggles wrote:the drinking game that never happened.

Pfft, I have pretty much always played TF2 this way. My rules are slightly modified.

Double click TF2.exe. - Take a drink.
Load server - Take a drink.
Auto assign - Take a drink.
Choose sniper - Take a drink.
Snipe someone - Take a drink.
Kukuri kill - Take a drink.
Get killed - Take a drink.
Nothing interesting happening from my camping spot - Take a drink.
Capping point - Take a drink.
Map change - Go pee.

KEKEKE wrote:

giggles wrote:the drinking game that never happened.

Pfft, I have pretty much always played TF2 this way. My rules are slightly modified.

Double click TF2.exe. - Take a drink.
Load server - Take a drink.
Auto assign - Take a drink.
Choose sniper - Take a drink.
Snipe someone - Take a drink.
Kukuri kill - Take a drink.
Get killed - Take a drink.
Nothing interesting happening from my camping spot - Take a drink.
Capping point - Take a drink.
Map change - Go pee.

damn son.
you'd get along well with denzo.

Speaking of Denzo, It's weird how there is no post from him here..

KEKEKE wrote:

giggles wrote:the drinking game that never happened.

Pfft, I have pretty much always played TF2 this way. My rules are slightly modified.

Take a drink - Take a drink.
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