Pick Up Lines

Unread post by **Hanzo_blade** » 30 Aug 2010, 09:36

Post some funny pick up lines that you know. I'll start -

"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? "

"The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word"

"I put the STD in stud. All I need is U"

30 Aug 2010, 12:19

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 30 Aug 2010, 02:37

"Please have sex with me. I... I'll pay you. I'll pay to have sex with me. I'm just so goddamn lonely.

God, I haven't touched a women in so long."

apparently it works for my friend

Unread post by **Joe's Crab Shack** » 30 Aug 2010, 03:35

"If i flip this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?"
(a friend of mine's cousin used this on a girl and they married several months later)

"Do you have a map? Because i keep getting lost in your eyes"

Ohnoez · Unread post by **Ohnoez** » 30 Aug 2010, 04:09

"Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name molly?"

"Man its so hot today... why do you tease me with the weather?"

"I forgot my number can i have yours?"

i have a LOT more...

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 30 Aug 2010, 10:32

Ohnoez wrote:"Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name molly?"

"Man its so hot today... why do you tease me with the weather?"

"I forgot my number can i have yours?"

i have a LOT more...

I bet you do

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 30 Aug 2010, 10:38

"Il y a un discotheque dans mon pantalon, et tu est invité"
Translation: There is a night club in my pants, and you're invited.
The only french phrase I ever bothered to remember.

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 30 Aug 2010, 10:44

MrKerplunkers wrote:"Il y a un discotheque dans mon pantalon, et tu est invité"
Translation: There is a night club in my pants, and you're invited.
The only french phrase I ever bothered to remember.

you've got your priorities right

Unread post by **Sastora** » 31 Aug 2010, 08:16

"Hey baby, what church do you go to?"
-Was used on a friend when she went to church camp.-

01 Sep 2010, 11:57

MrKerplunkers wrote:"Il y a une discotheque dans mon pantalon, et vous êtes invité"
Translation: There is a night club in my pants, and you're invited.
The only french phrase I ever bothered to remember.

Fixed. Also, you're welcome. (I was the one who first said the phrase)

Well "vous êtes" vs. "tu es" is up in the air, but "tu est" is incorrect. That's right, I'm a grammar Nazi in my second language as well. Maybe I should talk about Hitler and France at the same time.

Unread post by **HurTmePlentY** » 01 Sep 2010, 12:07

is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.

*look at her shirt tag* i'm checking your label, just as i thought, made in heaven.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 01 Sep 2010, 05:48

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:. (I was the one who first said the phrase)

Merde du Bull.

Unread post by **HurTmePlentY** » 01 Sep 2010, 06:58

tengo una fiesta en mis pantalones.. lol

Unread post by **Bishop** » 01 Sep 2010, 11:20

"Are your legs sore? Because heaven's missing an ang- wait... Did you fall from heaven? Because I've got an erection. Wait... FUCK." - Robot Chicken. Not quoted word-for-word, just by memory.

02 Sep 2010, 12:05

MrKerplunkers wrote:
Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:. (I was the one who first said the phrase)

Merde du Bull.

C'est vrai, tu ne reconnais pas? Ce n'est pas important que la dit 1ere.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 02 Sep 2010, 12:53

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:
MrKerplunkers wrote:
Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:. (I was the one who first said the phrase)

Merde du Bull.
C'est vrai, tu ne reconnais pas? Ce n'est pas important que la dit 1ere.

Je suis desole, mais je suis un etudient americain et je ne parle pas français.

02 Sep 2010, 05:25

A-ha, you remembered two phrases from french.

Unread post by **Ghost** » 05 Sep 2010, 12:34

"Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

Unread post by **arkawn** » 08 Sep 2010, 09:38

wondering if montag should try these

Celtic · Unread post by **Celtic** » 09 Sep 2010, 05:07

"Lets fuck"

Should work!

09 Sep 2010, 03:27

"This thread is two pages long, not unlike my...

Resume"

Unread post by **arkawn** » 10 Sep 2010, 07:32

Celtic wrote:"Lets fuck"

Should work!

it does!

Ohnoez · Unread post by **Ohnoez** » 25 Sep 2010, 08:53

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?

Did someone just fart because you blow me away!
(i didn't want to say this one ^ DX)

You be the door and i'll slam you

Unread post by **Wamp Rats** » 26 Sep 2010, 11:38

Good thing I lost my library card, because I'm checking you out!

The CIA is trying to steal my penis, I need a place to hide it.

I forget some of the other ones I knew

Link · Unread post by **Link** » 09 Oct 2010, 10:26

If you were a forum I would troll you first.

PS: dont use this... ever.

Thoughtbird · Unread post by **Thoughtbird** » 28 Oct 2010, 12:02

Hey babe, I play semi-casual first person shooters. Wanna see my penis?

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 28 Oct 2010, 02:05

Thoughtbird wrote:Hey babe, I play semi-casual first person shooters. Wanna see my penis?

I may just have to pull this one at my school's halo tournament.

28 Oct 2010, 08:18

MrKerplunkers wrote:
Thoughtbird wrote:Hey babe, I play semi-casual first person shooters. Wanna see my penis?
I may just have to pull this one at my school's halo tournament.

"Do you want to be the best, like no one ever was? Than play at the Halo Tournament XX/XX/2010"

I swear, they run that line every day. Every day, I laugh alone at it.

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 28 Oct 2010, 08:27

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:
MrKerplunkers wrote:
Thoughtbird wrote:Hey babe, I play semi-casual first person shooters. Wanna see my penis?
I may just have to pull this one at my school's halo tournament.
"Do you want to be the best, like no one ever was? Than play at the Halo Tournament XX/XX/2010"

I swear, they run that line every day. Every day, I laugh alone at it.

what school to you go to and do they let random people come to their tournaments and make fun of them

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 29 Oct 2010, 05:46

BAMF wrote: what school to you go to and do they let random people come to their tournaments and make fun of them

One filled with a bunch of white kids who desperately want to be black, and it's honestly the whitest tournament ever.
It's a Halo and Madden tourny, with the prize being a $100 best buy gift card. And the ads for it are fucking black and white powerpoint slide printouts

To make up for it, an ex-MLG dude has a CS lan party every year, so that's pretty sweet. Especially when dudes change their names to types of hentai.

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