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This is a game where you get to ONLY choose ONE option out of FOUR or LESS I'll start

Would it be healthy to have two girlfriends?

1. Yes
2. No
3. More than two

But most of us are at a disadvantage because of lack of experience whatsoever

2. No. One can cause you to go through $150 of your bank account balance in one night because you got caught up in everything... I still love her :P

Who did YOU vote for?
1. Obama
2. McCain
3. Kang & Kodos

Ohnoez wrote: Would it be healthy to have two girlfriends?

Watch School Days. Like, beginning to end without stopping.

Bishop wrote: Who did YOU vote for?
1. Obama
2. McCain
3. Kang & Kodos

Kang and Kodos. Beats having Palin with any sort of power.

What is the superior type of fancy hat (non-TF2)?
1) Fedora
2) Trilby
3) Pimp
4) Human Skull

Would it be healthy to have two girlfriends?

For them, no, for me, very yes

Who did YOU vote for?
1. Obama
2. McCain
3. Kang & Kodos

I didnt vote for anyone, because whoever got into power, we would all hate eventually, so why decide who you are going to hate

What is the superior type of fancy hat (non-TF2)?
1) Fedora
2) Trilby
3) Pimp
4) Human Skull

Fedora, because if you put it on a snowman, he will gain Michael Jackson's dancing abilities

Fedora. Cause nothing beats the class of the 50s.

Who would you rather lose?

A) Mother
B) Father
C) Self

D. a sister, yeah I made up my own answer you got a problem with that? o.O that's still only 4 options

What would you rather be killed by?

1. Decapitation
2. Starvation/Dehydration
3. Shot in each foot, then the hands, then the legs, then the arms, then the body, then you get to bleed to death >:D
4. Spending more than 24 hours on the fun server at once

1, because I love close casket funerals


Which is the best smiley on the site?
1
2
3
4

A. B
B. C
C. Elephant
D. A

Dick Trickle wrote: A. B
B. C
C. Elephant
D. A

C, because Elephants is a great Them Crooked Vultures track.

Why haven't I been playing on the server much lately?

A) I'm so lazy that I can't be assed to change my computer from Mac to PC side, which is just restarting whilst holding alt
B) I uninstalled TF2 due to hat rage
C) I realized after 2 years I actually hate all of you
D) I've been too busy having sex

You wish it was C, don't chya?
It's A. I know that one.

You can only listen to one of these 3 genres for the rest of your life.
A) Classical, including piano and orchestral
B)Techno / Trance
C) R&B / Blues

Rock and Metal are not options, godammit. Neither is Alternative, or all those other genres I don't care about or for one reason or another, forgot.

that's the easiest question yet-
R&B/Blues

How long will this thread last?
A. Yes
B. Cream is a good band

C. Orange Cucumber.

What is the seriousness level of this thread?
1) Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
2) The opposite of whatever choice I choose.
C) A second Orange Cucumber.

C: another orange cucumber

i wuv orange cucumberz

What would you do

A:Eat chickin
B:Die
C:Eat chickin and die from it
D:Eat an orange cucumber

(do not vote D or u will die from the anger of the chickins)

D. I ain't afraid of no chicken.
Why hasn't there been a mute thursday joke yet?
A. Mute thursday
B. Mute thursday
C. Mute thursday
__________D__________

It was a tough choice, but I think the only logical choice is mute thursday.

What would provide the most hilarity by watching with drugs?
A. Inception
B. The Super Mario Bros. Movie
C. All of Twin Peaks
D. Deadliest Warrior

B. The Super Mario Bros. Movie.

Who would you have lead the U.S.?
A. Obama
B. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
C. Tampashrew
D. Overlord (From the Overlord game series)
(300th Post Bonus Option!)
E. Leonidus I

F:Chickin

What would you rather do
A: mute thursday
B:mute thursday
C:mute thursday
D:mute thursday
F:die from chickin

JaxSparrow wrote:F:Chickin

What would you rather do
A: mute thursday
B:mute thursday
C:mute thursday
D:mute thursday
F:die from chickin

Please just leave the forums JaxSparrow. You don't belong here for multiple reasons.
1) Your a funserver regular
2) Your jokes are always about chicken and lame as hell.
3) You haven't even made an intro thead yet.
4) Your probably 10 or 11 years old.

I vote for Orange Cucumbers, because they weren't represented in your post.

Which of the following doesn't belong?
1) Jack Sparrow.
2) Dynamic Equilibrium
C) Vintage Les Paul guitar
D) a third Orange Cucumber

JaxSparrow wrote:F:Chickin

What would you rather do
A: mute thursday
B:mute thursday
C:mute thursday
D:mute thursday
F:die from chickin

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote: 1) Jack Sparrow.
2) Dynamic Equilibrium
C) Vintage Les Paul guitar
D) a third Orange Cucumber

why did you switch from 2 to C
Also, 2.
EDIT: I forgot the actual question part
Movie to see this weekend
1. Scott Pilgrim
2. The Expendables
3. Inception (Again)
4. Eat, Pray, Love in a misguided attempt to get a girlfriend

1. Scott Pilgrim

What would you rather do

1. Headbutt a man with a hardhat
2. Headbutt a wall
3. Kill and rip Justin Beiber's throat
4. Eat babies

Umm, easy as hell, dude. 3

Which card game did you play first?
1) Pokemon
2) Yu-Gi-Oh
3) Magic: the Gathering
4) I didn't play card games.

2, because nobody knew how to play pokemon

what game was better

1. Portal
2. Half Life
3. Ocarina of Time
4. TF2
5. Beating Miley Cyrus with an orange cucumber 64

lol im debating whether i should choose 4 or 5.....

I'm gonna have to choose 5, 4 is awesome but orange cucumbers
and the death of miley cyrus always wins

oh and the question:

Greatest superhero ever

A:Superman
B:Batman (o rly?)
C:HEAVYMAN
D:Orangecucumberman
E:Miley Cyrus
F:IMAFIRINMAHLAZARman

D, because he's my hero

Which joke is most likely to be beaten to death?
1) This orange cucumber joke
2) How about I beat you with an orange cucumber?
3) Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?

2 :P

What would you rather watch?
1. Family Guy
2. That 70s show
3. American Dad
4. Dr. Who

4,

best novelty weapon for killing a zombie
1. chainsaw
2.shot gun
3.basballbat
4. assault rifle

3


Which is the best steed?
1. Unicorn
2. Doghouse
3. Flaming Raptor
4. Warp Speed Bear

1,because unicorn's horns taste like candy!

Greatest Smiley ninja turtle

A:
B:
C:
D:
E!?!?!?: