Cpl. Hicks

[Cpl. Hicks]

NAME: Cpl. Hicks
AGE:23
GENDER:Genitals on the outside
LOCATION: USA, in the Midwest.
NATIONALITY/HERITAGE:Irish
FAVORITE MUSIC:Symphonic Metal
FAVORITE MOVIES:Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, Aliens, Evil Dead, Primer, True Romance, Caligula, Slither, Worlds Greatest Dad, Detroit Rock City, X-2, I Heart Huckabees, Afro Samurai, Dark Knight, A Clockwork Orange, Chasing Amy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Advent Children, Star Wars (old not new of course), Lord of the Rings, Cabin Fever, Death to Smoochy. The list could go on forever...
FAVORITE DRINK:Pineapple OJ
FAVORITE COLOR:Blue or Black
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS:Bruce Campbell
PETS:One Dachshund
SIBLINGS:Unfortunately
GAMES: Systems is a shorter list, PC, Atari, Playstation 1,2,3, Xbox360,
HEALTH:I'm in good shape, work out daily
CURRENT PEEVE: People who talk about how they are such big fans of the Cardinals, also facebook, SCREW YOU ZUCKERBURG, i hope you burn.
SCHOOL:Graduated college
OCCUPATION:Law enforcement
FAVORITE QUOTES:
"Retreat and you will age, hesitate and you will die"
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease"
"Life is tough, its tougher if your stupid"
"Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth"
"Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old."
"Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it."
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other guy die for his."
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
"First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me."
FAVORITE MONTH:October
FAVORITE CAR: 1970 Dodge Challenger RT
FAVORITE BOOK: The Wisdom of Insecurity - Alan Watts

[PhrozenFlame]

Welcome, and that is a large wall of text.

[Beetle]

Welcome, and that is a large wall of text.

better than "Hi, I am a furry!"


Welcome, sir

[AgeNt_]

where in the midwest.... if i may ask..

[Cpl. Hicks]

St. Louis
And NO, I do not care about the stinkin Cardinals. I should have put that as 'pet peeve,' people who talk about the Cardinals. Wait... maybe I can edit...

[AgeNt_]

oh okay. well i dont really care about baseball all that much so dont worry. WELCOME!