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I be starting freshman and i need some ideas generally on what to do or how to survive what so ever i know some of you will give me radical ideas that i know i won't do while i have my common sense... But i may follow some ideas if it is funny or when im bored to death

Just dont do anything stupid. I didnt, and im generally excepted by all!

Stock up on ramen, keep your shit clean, respect your roomates shit, sleep with one eye open, always retaliate, and for the love of god keep the TP stocked.

Fireproof wrote:Stock up on ramen, keep your shit clean, respect your roomates shit, sleep with one eye open, always retaliate, and for the love of god keep the TP stocked.

I think he's gonna be a high school freshman duder. Still, these are generally good rules to follow and could be made into a decent tattoo.

He's turning to a highschool freshmen. Haha.


Well sir, Do not try to get everybodies attention at all! Don't do stupid stuff at lunch or whatever just to impress friends. Join football if you have the body, do not join marching band, drumline, rotc. You will lose what life you have. Football helped me get through school while I was in public school, quite great.

As for girls:
At first it's going to be like, "so many hot girls"... But honestly, most are not worth your time/effort. The rest is split into 70% and 30%. 30% you have a chance with, 70% you'll be put in the friend-zone unless you talk the right way.

Fighting over a girl is NEVER worth it. Although if somebody lays hands on your girl, you beat their shit. Learn some quick comebacks other than the ones you learn on the fun server ( ). Remember, and it pains me to say this, Do NOT get sprung over a girl. Chances of you falling out of that or her falling out of it are over 9000 percent. Excuse the pun but it is truth. Also, This may have happened in middle school, but especially in highschool. DO NOT STARE AT GIRLS BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A CREEPER. And sorry ladies but I must mention this to him, RANDOM ERECTIONS ARE A FUCKING PAIN but they won't go away until you're way older. It sucks.

and one last but very important word of advise. Do not be anybodies bitch. Don't back down. Make friends with older guys, be chill, and they'll have your back in anything that goes down. I speak this because we're both from so-cal and that's the way it is over here.

Be outgoing. Try new things.

More importantly, be yourself. Do what YOU want to do and what YOU enjoy. Don't do something just because everyone else is doing it.

Fireproof wrote: for the love of god keep the TP stocked.

That is so incredibly true.

MrKerplunkers wrote:

Fireproof wrote:Stock up on ramen, keep your shit clean, respect your roomates shit, sleep with one eye open, always retaliate, and for the love of god keep the TP stocked.

I think he's gonna be a high school freshman duder. Still, these are generally good rules to follow and could be made into a decent tattoo.

You don't really need tips for high school, but I can tell you one thing that will make everything a whole lot easier. First day, find the biggest guy there and fight him this way no one will fuck with you. I lol'd at CaliforniaBears post.

D: Don't get his ass beat the first day. Lol. You either get kicked out or your ass beat or both. Probably both.

CaliforniaBear wrote:D: Don't get his ass beat the first day. Lol. You either get kicked out or your ass beat or both. Probably both.

It was a prison reference, high school isn't that serious people.

No matter what they tell you your grades in grade 9-11 do not actually matter. You can do barely anything and pass and the grades will not affect your chances of getting into college or university, just try hard in grade 12 and your golden.

Viano wrote:No matter what they tell you your grades in grade 9-11 do not actually matter. You can do barely anything and pass and the grades will not affect your chances of getting into college or university, just try hard in grade 12 and your golden.

i don't know about that. I think grade 12 doesn't matter - the actual classes. You've already applied to colleges most likely. I know I was just goofing off cuz I knew I got accepted well before the end of 12th year.

It may work different in Canada, but 12th year in the U.S. has the reputation of being pointless and the time where you can get away with doing nothing.

Do what doghouse does, get a silly nickname so that almost nobody hates you, ignores you, or messes with you

Oh, and pick your battles

Pay attention to where you sit
Make sure your chair is actually there before you sit
Notice which bathroom is for you freshmen, and which one is for us upper classmen.

What cliche High schools did you people go to.

Just don't act stupid. Most people thought I was a soph or junior in my freshman year.

Also That locker combo is more precious than your life. Don't give it out to anyone except your locker partner (If you have one)

And on freshman friday don't look scared. Pretty much a huge giveaway.

And remember where your classes are. Can't tell you how many people kept asking a random lady "wheres room 206 , 309 , The gym"

My brother will be a freshman in high school this year also! (:

just get your work done and i dunno if volunteer hours are super important to you, but the more you do [in clubs, out of school places] more chance you've got to get scholarships for college.

SATs and ACTs SUCK. don't even bother studying damnit. ¬__¬ waste of money and saturdays.

AP classes are awesome [if your future college accepts the credits], and as a freshman i think they only offer AP Geography or something but you should take AP classes to up your GPA. AP classes will be where you can make friends with alot of upperclassmen

Don't run to class like a n00b, you'll be known as the idiot freshman that ran to class. You will NOT be late .__.

Take P.E. online. lawl. jk. take it and be careful with the upperclassmen that like to own you with volleyballs, basketballs, etc.

Girls are stupid. Don't even bother pssh.

I don't think Freshman Fridays are real [well they weren't in my school] and no one really gets dumped into a garbage can or sent to the imaginary fourth floor with elevator tickets o.o

I think band/rotc/etc were cool programs since it was really cool to have a bunch of friends and memories there, but i was never in those programs .__.

Don't act stupid and annoying to the upperclassmen, THATS when they'll start picking on you and what not.

Just have fun, because it goes by really quick D: Senior year is the lamest and most boring year of life. Just apply to college and chill.

G1GGL3_C4K3Z_66 wrote:I don't think Freshman Fridays are real [well they weren't in my school] and no one really gets dumped into a garbage can or sent to the imaginary fourth floor with elevator tickets o.o

We sell keys to the elevator for the "pool on the roof". Surprisingly, more people bought them than you would think.

Selling them expired bus passes is the best.

Divine Fate wrote:

G1GGL3_C4K3Z_66 wrote:I don't think Freshman Fridays are real [well they weren't in my school] and no one really gets dumped into a garbage can or sent to the imaginary fourth floor with elevator tickets o.o

We sell keys to the elevator for the "pool on the roof". Surprisingly, more people bought them than you would think.

you have a pool on the roof too?! me too
lawl.