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Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever

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Seriously. Take it off please.
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you dont understand the genius of the simplicity of this map, its ability to make people rage if amazing.
so one day, i was on the server and i was trying to build a senty with tgame. i counted down "3,2,1,"then BAM. SERVER CRASH. then some pacman.

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Tomm sums up all that needs to be said.



However on that note: CRY SOME MOAR!
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Is that all you really needed to say? and tomm you spelt is wrong
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What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"

What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
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PhrozenFlame wrote:What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"

What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
^ what he says

what I think: No shit sherlock
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Trilby wrote:
PhrozenFlame wrote:What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"

What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
^ what he says

what I think: No shit sherlock
It wouldn't be so bad if melee checkers were to disappear
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the asylum wrote:
Trilby wrote:
PhrozenFlame wrote:What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"

What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
^ what he says

what I think: No shit sherlock
It wouldn't be so bad if melee checkers were to disappear
Don't get your hopes up, as long as theres retards on the funserver it will suck
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It's fine but it's getting over-played and becoming the new breakfloor for the server. I prefer breakfloor, but if people want melee maps so much like chamber and this we might as well just add more melee maps to give it some variety.
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Allegedly wrote:It's fine but it's getting over-played and becoming the new breakfloor for the server. I prefer breakfloor, but if people want melee maps so much like chamber and this we might as well just add more melee maps to give it some variety.
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The only thing about checkers/bash is that it is easily exploited

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I like the map sometimes but if played to much it makes me :barf:. PS. where do i go to vote for admins?
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If beetle made a melee_checkers_cC, it would prolly be not buggy, and have the NO GUNS thing appear every round, and have the pillars plastered with ADMIN ONLY signs. Would that work?
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FlaminSarge wrote:If beetle made a melee_checkers_cC, it would prolly be not buggy, and have the NO GUNS thing appear every round, and have the pillars plastered with ADMIN ONLY signs. Would that work?
3 hits should break the pillars
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I like where this thread is going.
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I demand a Melee checkers weekend where the only playable map is that one.
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Jara wrote:I demand a Melee checkers weekend where the only playable map is that one.
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I vote for his execution by Saxton Hale. Just saying.
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I think there should be a remake of this map with a twist!
1: Only 2 thin walkways making the map look like a giant crosshair
2: a invisible Turnstile that knocks people over the edge forcing people to keep moving (would be good against CloaknDagger spys)
3: Remove the pillars (to stop pillar camping)
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Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.

I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.

Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
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How about last guy can use any non-full-auto weapons? (minigun is full auto)
Also you must remember that the minigun is very easily stripped during the game, and most heavies lose it early, so low chance of them getting a minigun
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Jara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.

I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.

Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest

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Jara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.

I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.

Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
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Also now when someone goomba stomps someone all weapons are stripped except addon weapons, i.e huntsman, direct hit, fronteir justice, etc. so there should be less issue with last man using guns but im sure that the problem will persist.
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Tampashrew wrote:
Jara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.

I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.

Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest

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Jara wrote:
Tampashrew wrote:
Jara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.

I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.

Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest

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It's now impossible to nominate melee checkers. It says "this map has been played recently" even though it's not true. :/

If it really were a bad map, people wouldn't vote for it but they do.
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Jara wrote:It's now impossible to nominate melee checkers. It says "this map has been played recently" even though it's not true. :/

If it really were a bad map, people wouldn't vote for it but they do.
In my experience, melee_checkers has ALWAYS been played recently.
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