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If you had to choose one weapon from any game to bring in real life what would it be and why would you use it?

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I don't think a reason is needed

gordon freeman's crowbar to sell to nerds on ebay the second Episode 3 comes out

cerebral bore from turok games. why the hell not.

The Physics Gun from gmod

The portal gun would win hands down.

Beetle wrote:The portal gun would win hands down.

I have to agree with Beetle just because the Portal Gun is the best quick escape device ever invented and you can close the portals after you leave.

AgeNt_ wrote:cerebral bore from turok games. why the hell not.

Good choice, i was going to say that but, either the R.Y.N.O,The black hole gun from turok evolution, and the P.O.K.E(Punch of Kill Everything).

......A MEDIGUN! I would heal people and hit people with my head while i'm using uber for no reason!...wait..I just thought of something better,just give me a magical stick with some sparkling glitter.

The BFG9000. Common. It's the Big Fucking Gun 9000. How can it not win?

That, or the Chainsaw Gun from GoW. Because it's excessively violent.

Beetle wrote:The portal gun would win hands down.

Can I change my answer now?

the portal gun is very powerful but how about if ur stuck in one of those portals when u keep falling

Dick Trickle wrote:The Physics Gun from gmod

Hell yes ! can put anything you want anywhere and defy the laws of physics and FREEZE IT IN MIDAIR MUHAHAHA

or the admin can strip the physgun away from you

RaginAsian wrote:the portal gun is very powerful but how about if ur stuck in one of those portals when u keep falling

then you shoot your blue portal onto a different wall

DURRHURR

Then you die from crash impact.

HURRDURR.

That's why you wear padded clothing while using the portal gun.

HURRDURRHURR.

PhrozenFlame wrote:That's why you wear padded clothing while using the portal gun.

HURRDURRHURR.

Thats like saying you wear padded clothing when you jump off a skyscraper

BAHDERKEHDURHURR

The portal gun comes with those things on the girl's legs that prevent her from taking fall dmg.

Beetle wrote:The portal gun comes with those things on the girl's legs that prevent her from taking fall dmg.

Because physics works that way.

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:

Beetle wrote:The portal gun comes with those things on the girl's legs that prevent her from taking fall dmg.

Because physics works that way.

Thinking in our world, her fall would be limited to about 120 mph maximum, even if she fell for near an eternity.

Assuming two things, a stretch I know but a possibility with the technology they should have.

1. If those braces are adequately attached to her legs, Im saying grafted into her (which is a possibility... GlaDoS can be a bitch sometimes)

2. And if the material used acted in a way similar to a non-newtonian fluid (subnote 1)

She might be very well likely to survive.

(note: a non-newtonian fluid is a fluid in normal circumstances but when force is applied it acts like a solid, look up cornstarch and water on youtube)

Shrinker/Expander from Duke Nukem 3D. I would imagine shrinkin' a bitch and squashing em would be much more satisfying then most other weapons.

Sno wrote:

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:

Beetle wrote:The portal gun comes with those things on the girl's legs that prevent her from taking fall dmg.

Because physics works that way.

Thinking in our world, her fall would be limited to about 120 mph maximum, even if she fell for near an eternity.

Assuming two things, a stretch I know but a possibility with the technology they should have.

1. If those braces are adequately attached to her legs, Im saying grafted into her (which is a possibility... GlaDoS can be a bitch sometimes)

2. And if the material used acted in a way similar to a non-newtonian fluid (subnote 1)

She might be very well likely to survive.

(note: a non-newtonian fluid is a fluid in normal circumstances but when force is applied it acts like a solid, look up cornstarch and water on youtube)

However, regardless of being able to contract gravity with fluid abstraction properties, any body going from terminal velocity to a complete stop in under a second would have severe internal damage from the deceleration (This will start to sound painful, btw) The pressure from the change is the equivalent to a sudden change of external pressure, her internal organs would explode, I'd place her chance of survival in the low 20s.

Fun experiment involving corn starch and water.

Mix them, take a high amplitude bass amp, push the amp against the container and play a low bass A (It needs to be a perfect sine resonance hertz value, octataive A is the only pure hertz in music). Then, play the speaker and poke a whole in the solution. Works best with a resonance plate, but who the hell owns one of those?
I've done it before, it's pretty kick ass for science. You could be the next Morgan Freeman!

Guys dont lie. You only want the portal gun so you can screw yourself

Ghost wrote:Guys dont lie. You only want the portal gun so you can screw yourself

yes

Ghost wrote:Guys dont lie. You only want the portal gun so you can screw yourself

You've allowed me to open so many doors, including my own apparently. Good idea!

Ghost wrote:Guys dont lie. You only want the portal gun so you can screw yourself

I lol'd. A lot.

To answer your question though, no. I want the Portal Gun to ROB BANKS. It's pretty simple.

1: Place first portal in hideout
2: Walk to bank (I say walk because they could track your car)
3: Shoot second portal in a hidden place outside the bank
4: Enter the bank
5: Grab what you can
6: Escape through second portal
Optional: Go back for more money
7: Close portals.

It's not rocket science.

Plastic guitar.

PhrozenFlame wrote:

Ghost wrote:Guys dont lie. You only want the portal gun so you can screw yourself

I lol'd. A lot.

To answer your question though, no. I want the Portal Gun to ROB BANKS. It's pretty simple.

1: Place first portal in hideout
2: Walk to bank (I say walk because they could track your car)
3: Shoot second portal in a hidden place outside the bank
4: Enter the bank
5: Grab what you can
6: Escape through second portal
Optional: Go back for more money
7: Close portals.

It's not rocket science.

what I'd do is put a portal near that oil spill then go into BP headquarters and super glue the heads of the company to their chairs, then open the second portal below each of them one at a time, or I could just put one in the middle of the room then run out and bar the door, either way