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See as we have had so much fun with had so much fun with fanfictions on the server lately, its been decided that ill print off some of the worst fanfictions and then drop, hide, and pass them out at walmart.

this is the place where you post links to all the fanfictions, then i print them out.

while doing this i will be taking pictures of my adventures.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5110279/1/O ... e_Fascists
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5763992/1/T ... Do_Us_Part
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5000691/1/M ... ng_Special
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5952101/1/Brothers
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5717771/1/A_Day_in_Pong

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/417893/3/Ho ... s_some_KFC

"Ken smiled as he remembered. He'd been very embarrassed by the whole thing. At that time he'd had a crush on both the boys. He was just glad he wasn't inclined to blush . If he had been this picture would have had one red tomato in it. With both Takeru and Daisuke standing so close, both touching him. It definetly had been a heart wracking experience. But even then he'd known that those two at least had forgiven him."


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/426625/1/Th ... _b_Returns
The Mummy + Resident Evil
"Back on the dirgible, Jill looks on in disbelief. She is looking at her own face. She then realized that she is the reincarnated daughter of Seti, Princess Neferteri!"

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5353175/1/b ... _Beginning

Joss Whedon would be proud
"Pulling his legs over the edge of the bed, she knelt down before him. Kissing the tip of his penis, she swirled her tongue around it. Licking him from front to back, she took him in her mouth, bobbing her head up and down so as to take more of him in. Swallowing, she flicked his testicles, removing her head from him. Crawling up his body, licking and nibbling at his skin, she bit at each nipple, licking, nibbling and sucking each one.
Finding herself on her back, she thrust her fingers through his hair as he kissed her deeply, thrusting his tongue into her mouth. Positioning himself at her entrance, he thrust into her, not knowing that he wasn't making love to his wife. When it was over, she reverted to her game face, startling him as she bit into his neck, drinking deeply. When she was done, she scratched her own neck, drawing blood. Pulling his head to her neck, she held his head there as he drank."

we need a twilight fanfiction for this, maybe a few of them.

Heres my effort

Someone: did a good description for once:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3628443/1/2 ... Narutard_b

Too late for me gunna show more effort tommorow

Riftoff wrote:we need a twilight fanfiction for this, maybe a few of them.

How about a twilight/harry potter/oh my god the grammar is awful fanfic?

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

"AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!"

That's all I can post before Firefox tells me to open a fucking dictionary.

No, seriously.

By the way, here's my work so far on a Precious fanfiction.

PULL
A “Precious” Fanfiction
Precious was so alone in the world. After being saved from her mother and father by Miss Rain (Which was sooo cash) she was alone with a baby, work, and HIV. Miss Rain ran into the room. She threw a case file on the desk. She announced happily:
“Precious, we can cure your HIV and also Down’s Syndrome by killing Bill Williamson! But first we must solve a mystery! It’s a real caper!”


And from there I plan on just rewriting The Hardy Boys: Vampire Road with Precious and Mo'Nique's name thrown in the middle. In the middle I'll change it to Red Dead Redemption for a while, then finish it all off with Aliens, and maybe some Clerks 2.

398 walmart related fanfictions

You could do a clue fanfiction and lead customers around the store looking for clues into who the murderer is.

arrrg ill get the pictures up once i can get this damn phone working

Im surprised No one has posted "My Immortal" or "Cloud Mows the Lawn" or "Root Her"

Dick Trickle wrote:Im surprised No one has posted "My Immortal" or "Cloud Mows the Lawn" or "Root Her"

See my post.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6062560/1/r ... nd_dislike
Found this one today, it's really short, but it is really goddamn funny.

"John "Big Tex" Merston has just arived to the ranch to see his partner and his kid, Abigal "Deadly Widow" merston and Jack "Little red" merston. John has just come back from Texas to fight the famous bad guy Jack " Revolver Evil " william.

"No john i dont want you to be here i am better than you and i am the greatest cowboy ever lived" said Jack

"son what are you doing" said abigal"
Merston.

alright, bump because of Sailor Moon and TF2 goodness
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5570407/2/A ... ired_Medic