Introduction Instructions

[captainAngry]

Introducing yourself is easy; it's basically a list of items that say a little bit about yourself.
First, create a new topic.
The topic subject should be "Intro: " followed by your alias and/or your name.
A good place to start your introduction is with:

ALIAS/NAME:
AGE:
GENDER:
LOCATION:

Other areas of interest could include:
NATIONALITY/HERITAGE:
FAVORITE MUSIC:
FAVORITE MOVIES:
FAVORITE DRINK:
FAVORITE COLOR:
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS:
PETS:
SIBLINGS:
GAMES:
HEALTH:
CURRENT PEEVE:
SCHOOL:
OCCUPATION:

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

And DON'T ask for admin. You will not get it, so don't ask for votes. You'll get minus votes instead.

[captainAngry]

Asking for admin votes is the fastest way to never get admin, ever.

[Beetle]

I'm obviously not going to lose 80 votes, so how bout you make my count over 9000 also. kthx

[Optimus Prime Rib]

D'oh. You guys are failing to realize this is only the Introduction Instruction thread. You don't post your intro here, you create a new topic as your intro.

Someone help them out and move their introductions.

[HurTmePlentY]

Locked to prevent the posting of introductions in the instruction thread.