calculatedChaos Gaming

Welcome to the Corrupt-a-Wish! Find out what other members want and grant them! But there is only one catch... The catch? You create it!

Everyone and anyone is welcome to make a wish, be imaginative, humourous, whatever tickles your fancy!

Rules:
All Forum Game rules apply
Only post wishes AND corrupt the one above you
Must quote the wish above you
Corrupt it, don't contradict it (The wish should still stay true) ;P
Must be original

Good example:

Post 1:
Quote:
I wish I was the best CS:S player
Post 2:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Post 1
I wish I was the best CS:S player
Granted, but you got VAC banned for hacking

I wish for a cool signature

How the corruption worked: Post 1 was the best player, but only became the best by hacking so therefore banned. (Still the 'best' player, but can't play)
* i didnt create this fourm game i got the idea from a friend of mine in another clan


ill start us off
I wish i had an unlimiited supply of cake

Zarik wrote:I wish i had an unlimiited supply of cake

Done. You decide to eat as much cake as possible in 30 minutes and end up giving yourself a massive heart attack.

I wish I could make explosions by pointing with my fingers.

PhrozenFlame wrote: Done. You decide to eat as much cake as possible in 30 minutes and end up giving yourself a massive heart attack.

I wish I could make explosions by pointing with my fingers.

Done. You go to pick your nose and blow off your head.

I wish I could have an adventure with Indiana Jones

PhrozenFlame wrote: I wish I could have an adventure with Indiana Jones

Granted...but then Indiana accidentially whips your head off

I wish I could go to Disneyworld

hln.LAW wrote:I wish I could have an adventure with Indiana Jones

you get killed by darts after you retrieve the statue.

i wish i could blow up a shit tone of government buildings

tHeReAlSuSaN wrote:I wish I could go to Disneyworld

Done. But you accidentally touch Minnie's breast and Mickey punches you in the face.

tomm wrote:i wish i could blow up a shit tone of government buildings

Also done. But the army catches you and shoves a missile up your hind quarters and sends you to the moon.

I wish for unlimited ubercharge as medic!

Vengeful Sinz wrote:
I wish for unlimited ubercharge as medic!

Granted... you uber a spy.
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I wish I could jump very high

I wish I could jump very high

done-as you are jumping you manage to go into space and explode because of lack of oxygen

i wish that every1 obeyed me.

pleasenopouncing wrote:

I wish I could jump very high

done-as you are jumping you manage to go into space and explode because of lack of oxygen

i wish that every1 obeyed me.

Granted, but after telling someone to get you a gun, he accidently shoots you with it

I wish that I could eat anything without getting fatter, skinnier, or less healthy

thedoghouse wrote:
I wish that I could eat anything without getting fatter, skinnier, or less healthy

Granted, but then out of an eating rage, you eat the people you love most.

I wish I had all the oil that spilled into the gulf.

Also, when in the hell did doghouse become a mod?

MrKerplunkers wrote:

thedoghouse wrote:
I wish that I could eat anything without getting fatter, skinnier, or less healthy

Granted, but then out of an eating rage, you eat the people you love most.

I wish I had all the oil that spilled into the gulf.

Also, when in the hell did doghouse become a mod?

Granted, but then you try to swim in the oil and drown

I wish the sun went supernova on us all

Granted, but a black hole ate the sun before it finished going supernova.

I wish I could fly at any speed I want to.

LaN wrote: I wish I could fly at any speed I want to.

Done, but upon going at 88 miles per hour you are transported back to 1953, where you invent rock and roll and nearly bone your mom.

Then your skin falls off.

I wish that Wolfenstein was based on a true story.

BAMF wrote: I wish that Wolfenstein was based on a true story.

Done, now we have a bunch of bullshit Nazi Wizards running around and they turn you into a newt for questioning the government

I wish I was the frontman for a rock band.

MrKerplunkers wrote:

BAMF wrote: I wish that Wolfenstein was based on a true story.

Done, now we have a bunch of bullshit Nazi Wizards running around and they turn you into a newt for questioning the government

I wish I was the frontman for a rock band.

Done, But during your fifth concert you get gunned down by a fan

I wish, We all had nukes in our backyard

Trilby wrote:
Done, But during your fifth concert you get gunned down by a fan

I wish, We all had nukes in our backyard

Done, but now that nukes are prevelent in the world, COD:MW2 becomes factual, and 75% of all fights end with a nuclear missile being dropped after 25 kills.

I wish that I was a frog.

BAMF wrote: I wish that I was a frog.

Granted, but you're also in... FRANCE.

I wish the Engineer update was out.

Granted, but now it makes all maps unplayable.

I wish that I could have a gf that does everything I want.

Dick Trickle wrote:Granted, but now it makes all maps unplayable.

I wish that I could have a gf that does everything I want.

Granted... for $200 an hour
I wish I lived in D.C

Liquid Death wrote: I wish I lived in D.C

Done. However, you didn't specify when so who ever the hell is granting these wishes sends you to D.C, circa 2277. Have fun with those super mutants.

I wish pop music was dead.

MrKerplunkers wrote:I wish pop music was dead.

Granted, now pop has migrated to Rock and Metal.

I wish I was a cyborg with laser fingers and rocket shoulders.

PhrozenFlame wrote:I wish I was a cyborg with laser fingers and rocket shoulders.

Granted. But Then you trip and fall into a puddle and short circut.

I wish I had an iPad

tHeReAlSuSaN wrote:

PhrozenFlame wrote:I wish I was a cyborg with laser fingers and rocket shoulders.

Granted. But Then you trip and fall into a puddle and short circut.

I wish I had an iPad

Granted but it is full of jonas brothers songs you cannot delete
I wish I forgot how to forget putting wishes

Trilby wrote:I wish I forgot how to forget putting wishes

Granted. Then you forget how to use your computer

I wish I was 21...

tHeReAlSuSaN wrote:I wish I was 21...

Granted. But you would take your first drink and it is laced with GHB and you wake up in the middle of the Mexican desert with no pants.

I wish i had a better computer

spleenter wrote:Granted. But you would take your first drink and it is laced with GHB and you wake up in the middle of the Mexican desert with no pants.

I wish i had a better computer

Granted. But you have to sell your soul to the devil for the new computer

thedoghouse wrote:

spleenter wrote:Granted. But you would take your first drink and it is laced with GHB and you wake up in the middle of the Mexican desert with no pants.

I wish i had a better computer

Granted. But you have to sell your soul to the devil for the new computer

he forgot his wish

I wish I was made of gold

Trilby wrote:
I wish I was made of gold

Granted, but they use you to make next years oscars.

I wish I could go skydiving

hln.LAW wrote: I wish I could go skydiving

Granted, but you forgot the parachute and plummet to death

I wish I never get an STD.

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:

hln.LAW wrote: I wish I could go skydiving

Granted, but you forgot the parachute and plummet to death

I wish I never get an STD.

Granted but you die of cancer 5 seconds later
I wish I had unlimited amounts of TNT