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This thread is for quotes. Of any kind, even your own. Go.

"A man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
give a man a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
-Oscar Wilde

"WAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!"
-Orks

"A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues."
-Theodore Roosevelt

"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft."
-Theodore Roosevelt

"To do is to be."
-Socrates

"To be is to do."
-Jean-Paul Sartre, Plato

"To be or not to be."
-William Shakespeare's Hamlet

"Do-be-do-be-do."
-Frank Sinatra

"I swear on my cleared history I was not watching porn"
--Mr. Kerplunkers

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*
--Aragorn (LoTR)

“The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.”

"When the world has realized how fucked it is, it will cease to be fucked. That day will be the worst day."

"I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!"

"Money can't buy life." - Bob Marley

"I go where I please, and I please where I go" - Duke Nukem

"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell:
One more soldier reporting sir-
I've served my time in Hell."

"Smells like fruitloops, tastes like death,"

"Ignus Solus, my enemies, Ignus Solus..." ~The Pyro


If you don't know, "Ignus Solus" is "Burn Alone" in Latin.

"Oh my God your on fire! What happened?"-Tgame

"If people can go past, can they also go future?" -Kerplunkers

"Aw man, you are one cool cool cat man, one cool cool cat" -Me

"It is I, the Department of Redundancy Department is who I am!" -Me

"gamar is for losers" -Some troll

"Is it a crime? Then I'm perfectly content in letting you do it." -My dad

"My response is in the form of a question, 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?' I think I've made my point" -Brian Regan

"Stop, drop and GTFO" -Graffiti on some old fire marshal sign

"Thou shall no park here" -Sign at a church near me

"There's no correlation between having a gun and shooting someone with it, and not having a gun and not shooting someone The test have been done and the is no correlation and you are a fool and a communist to make one" -Bill Hicks

"If I lived in a place like Fief, Alabama, I'd be on my hands an knees pray for abduction every day. And I wouldn't be picky either. Greyhound, abduct me." -Bill Hicks

"Allow me to state, for the record, that I love pornography. Yeah man, I got pure pieces of fucking art. People sucking, fucking, every imaginable position; fucking, sucking. I love it. For the record." -Bill Hicks

"There's no guns in England, but there's still high crime rate, which goes to show how fucking polite the British are. 'Give me you're wallet,'... 'Alright.' " -Bill Hicks

Then there's my random Quote-o-randomo below me.

Damn, I've showed up here more than Oscar Wilde. Where's my Westminster Abby plaque?

"Common procedure when you step on a mine is to leap 500 feet in the air & spread yourself over a wide radius."
-Rowin Atkinson

"And so the regiment was completely destroyed! By poopoo!"
-Stephen Fry

"Hey, hey! Shhhh!......SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Jaõa "John Minority-Man" Eng, probably spelled his name wrong.