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Posted: **04 Mar 2010, 06:18**

We don't necessarily need this, but any ideas on custom achievements we could have?
New Plugin = Better

I got 4 ideas, 2 originally posted on the server stats poll thread
"YEAH TOAST!" Kill Toasty while he is building Engytown (Why would you do this?!)
"Take a Break" Vote for or say breakfloor/breakwall/breakfall 100 times on the server.
"These are MY VENTS!" Kill TgameP in the cp_blackmesa_final vents. Twice. Without dying.
"HOW DO YOU NOT DEAD?!" As a battle medic, die 10 times on cp_blackmesa_final without killing anyone.

Other ideas?

More:
"Eythur's Shadow" - Make an achievement dialog for an achievement from this thread.
"Continuous Exposure" - Play on the funServer for at least 24 hours without disconnecting.
"Divine Retribution" - Get kicked by Divine Fate for making a pun on his name.
"LOLUMAD" - Get a freezecam shot of an engineer using his wrench taunt, after he just dominated you.
"Generic my a$$" - Get on the server when genericnameandrandomnumbers is using his newfound speed glitch. (xD)

By TgameP: "Pipe Down, Wanker!" - Headshot a soldier as he is blowing his buff banner.

Posted: **05 Mar 2010, 05:59**

Jesus*******Christ: Get banned for offensive name/spray 15 times (i wouldve gotton this a while ago...).

Posted: **05 Mar 2010, 09:16**

FlaminSarge wrote: "YEAH TOAST!" Kill Toasty while he is building Engytown (Why would you do this?!)

Posted: **07 Mar 2010, 01:08**

Eythur, you win.
"Eythur's Shadow" - Make an achievement dialog for an achievement.

Posted: **07 Mar 2010, 01:44**

Fun isnt it? - have that eventual mental break down from playing on the funserver too much

Posted: **07 Mar 2010, 11:38**

tomm wrote:"Fun, isn't it?" - Have that eventual mental break down from playing on the funServer too much.

Still hasn't happened to me... But then, I only play on weekends, so it's not like it's continuous exposure.

"Continuous Exposure" - Play on the funServer for at least 24 hours without disconnecting.

Posted: **06 Apr 2010, 06:31**

mai ideas

HIGH WAY TO HELL - go to Breakfloor b6, Breakwall b2, Breakfall b3, Grid Walls,
and Grid floor in a sitting

Cheap ass 1 - Use the Shotgun, Pistol, Scattergun, or SMG to kill someone on a MELEE map
Cheap ass 2 - Use Any explosive weaponry (Rockets, Grenades, Stickys) on a MELEE map
Cheap ass 3 - Use the sniper rifle on a MELEE map
Cheap ass 4- Build a sentry on a MELEE map
Ok this is getting old- Get first blood on a Melee map and use the Crits and get 2 dominations

The King Has Fallen- Kill "Alexzander : Your Goddamn King" As a Demo Knight when he is a Demo Knight too.

The Hellish Rage Quit- Watch and be there when "Hellfire" or "Sectus" comes back and cry some more and Leave

RoyalRed- Gibble or decapitate "Royal Blue"

The God Gamer- Play through any of these maps (1 of these maps)
Breakfloor b6, Breakwall b2, Breakfall b3, Grid Walls, or Grid floor
WITH all 3 extending maps

ok thats all

Posted: **06 Apr 2010, 09:18**

last day- be on while plastic jesus is having his next last day. or the one after that.

Posted: **07 Apr 2010, 10:57**

Exploding n00b - Equalizer Taunt an AFK player during a 1vs1 Arena match

They all Fall Down - Team kill at least 10 players in one shot at Breakfall

Toasted King - Pyro kill Toastyking

Do I Need A Reason - Get kicked by TgameP because he has no real reason too.

Posted: **08 Apr 2010, 05:32**

SATAN GUIDE MY COCK - Have Satan guide your cock.

Posted: **09 Apr 2010, 03:47**

Dick Trickle wrote:Exploding n00b - Equalizer Taunt an AFK player during a 1vs1 Arena match

They all Fall Down - Team kill at least 10 players in one shot at Breakfall

Toasted King - Pyro kill Toastyking

Do I Need A Reason - Get kicked by TgameP because he has no real reason too.

The reason is always "ADMIN"

Posted: **09 Apr 2010, 04:28**

MOAR!!!

The last Failure- Be the last one on a arena map and get killed without getting any kills

Smooth criminal- Be a Ass for at least 3 maps and then get banned or kicked by a admin

Little miss rage- Get dominated 3 times, get at least 2% more deaths then kills, and spam in chat "OMGGGG WTFFFFFF FUCKKK YOUUUUUUUUU U SON OF A BITCH" or something like that

I'm iz smarter then 0 grader Mommy! - get 1000 spelling errors in chat

Wild Wild Team fortress- get 20 revolver kills on Dustbowl or gold rush

CC wanabe- Add the CC logo in your name

You are Credit to Regulars- Go to the main server when no one is there (except CCtv) and get at least 6 more people on

Kiddy- Be muted because your a little kid or VERY annoying. Or both

Time to be SERIOUS- play at least 2 serious maps that included cp_iron, cp_mariobro, cp_no_mercyb1, etc

Mr.Famous- Be recorded By me

b/c your a Little kid or Ragin

Your First time- When there is a girl you TRY to Convince her(maybe him) to sleep with you using chat or mic BUT get rejected

Posted: **09 Apr 2010, 05:45**

deadmouse8 wrote: Your First time- When there is a girl you TRY to Convince her(maybe him) to sleep with you using chat or mic BUT get rejected

As Riftoff said, we wouldn't be much of a gaming community if all the guys didn't wish for a girl's attention.

Posted: **10 Apr 2010, 11:06**

Good to see this thread is finally getting some attention. Maybe if we get enough on here, it'll actually happen.

deadmouse8 wrote: The Hellish Rage Quit- Watch and be there when "Hellfire" or "Sectus" comes back and cry some more and Leave

You know this happened, right? He went on as "Cap'n Pants" (For fun I changed my name to Cap'n Shirts and yelled HAAAAAAAAAAX at him...). Trying to grief, apparently. Didn't go so well.

BAMF wrote:SATAN GUIDE MY NSFW: Click to View
COCK
- Have Satan guide your NSFW: Click to View
cock
.

What is this i dont even

Oh, more achievements:
"Ghost Medic" - Permaheal someone or a few people on melee_checkers and obtain 5 dominations through those people, including dominations on your own team.

I've gotten that one. It's also when I discovered the definitive way to permaheal. Fun for heavy brawls, with two heavies duking it out with constant overheal. NOT recommended for srs bsns.

"Cap Point of the Gods" - With TgameP, who is on the opposite team, stand on the middle cap point of cp_meleefort while permuber'd, permakritz'd, and buddha'd, thereby blocking the map from completion by either team.

"It's a Small World" - Randomly encounter anyone from any of the 3 servers on another server that isn't cC, without planning it beforehand (such as messaging them or inviting them or joining them or them joining you; RANDOM).

"cCcCcC" - cCcCcC cCcCcCcC cCcCcCcCcC cCcC cC.
Similar to AAAAAA.

Posted: **11 Apr 2010, 11:30**

the satan guide my cock is a reference to me.

Posted: **12 Apr 2010, 12:07**

Ghost Rider - Rocket/Sticky jump onto one of the ghosts on cp_pacman_wtf

tomm wrote:the satan guide my cock is a reference to me.

Isn't that the reason you use when you kick someone?

Posted: **12 Apr 2010, 02:20**

yeah, so i guess the achievement is a metaphor for being kicked by me because i dont see how satan can guide your cock in tf2

Posted: **12 Apr 2010, 10:23**

Alright. "Satan Guide my Cock" - Get kicked by Tomm with this reason. Although the cryptic one posted by BAMF works too.
"CHOKE THE BITCH TO DEATH" - Kill the funserver.
Yes Tomm, that was you.
And no, I don't want the funServer gone.
Do NOT make this a kill/keep funServer thread.

And yet I bet you guys will do so anyways.

Any more achievement ideas? mainServer related this time?
Oh:
"My Ears!" - Be there when FlaminSarge accidentally presses the key bound to the L4D2 Witch music on the mainServer.
"Shots Here!" - On the mainServer, listen to three different admins using the sm_play command to play Ellis's Adrenaline sound.

Posted: **12 Apr 2010, 10:44**

i weas saying if the funserver goes, it should go epicly, like being choked to death,

YOU CAN PLAY L4D2 SOUNDS ON TF2!! S;GLDFKJG;SD.
I MUST KNOW.

Posted: **13 Apr 2010, 06:54**

I'll message you about the sounds this weekend. It is too powerful a command to be displayed wantonly among the board. Anyone that has L4D2 installed on their computer is able to hear L4D2 sounds when an admin plays them. Heck, I even have "Pills here!" bound, and I don't have L4D1. Which just means I can't hear it, but anyone who has L4D1 can. You've been missing out on a lot.

"S;GLDFKJG;SD. I MUST KNOW." - Find out that you can play L4D2 game sounds in TF2 using an admin command.

"Not My Problem" - As an admin, spam a sound that everyone but you can hear.

Posted: **15 Apr 2010, 04:03**

This thread intrigues the Trilby

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 01:08**

Trilby wrote:This thread intrigues the Trilby

Um... no offense, but words removed due to complaints..
"Useless Post is Useless" - Post in this thread without coming up with an achievement for the thread.
^Some of you guys have this: List has been removed due to complaints.
I for one have had an achievement in every single post.

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 02:04**

FlaminSarge wrote:
Trilby wrote:This thread intrigues the Trilby
Um... no offense, but useless post is useless.
"Useless Post is Useless" - Post in this thread without coming up with an achievement for the thread.
^Some of you guys have this: Darthfuel, Phrozen, Trilby.
I for one have had an achievement in every single post.

Offense taken
This is the first time I've been on the forums in a good few months, you just lost my vote
And I am coming up with ideas so bugger off

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 03:52**

Time for ideas for teh main!
-Note that I'm not going to do gay achievements like "Get crited by warmonger" or stuff like that

Turned- Start from the funS and then go to the main and get top 5 or MVP

Custom Fun Server- When the funS is full go to the main and do the things that you will do in the FunS.

Slap happy- Using "remove spray logo" slap around the map

Admin spam 1- Spam "Birthday mode, Melee mode, Map vote, etc"
Admin spam 2- Spam Game sounds

Boom Dominated- get dominated by a regular

Fuck you new people- Get randomly kicked, banned, or admin abuse by a new member
Fuck you new people 2- Come back and Ban that person for any amount of time

Donates Attack- Get admin abused by a person who donates and get Med. admin (works on both servers)

The beaten fun fag- Get repeatably get kicked

The beater- Kick a funS fag

that is all

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 08:49**

Ok I got two more

Say Hi to Steve for me! : Airblast someone off of the A Point in blackmesa and on their way to the elevator they get eaten by the shark in the acid water.

It's tradition : Get kicked from the funserver for getting a hat drop.

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 09:01**

Trilby wrote:Offense taken
This is the first time I've been on the forums in a good few months, you just lost my vote
And I am coming up with ideas so bugger off

-.- Any yet? And the useless thing was an excuse to make an achievement out of it.
"Seewhatididthar?" - Say something to someone else in this thread just to make an achievement out of it.
FlaminSarge achieved: Seewhatididthar?
"Welcome Back" - Make this the first time you've been on the forums in a good few months.
But fine, I'll take down the list of people who have that achievement. Geez.
"Lighten Up" - Downvote someone on the forums for doing in a thread what they were supposed to do in the thread.
"Bugger Off" - Tell someone to bugger off while you are coming up with achievement ideas.
Oh, and...
"Intrigue the Trilby" - Intrigue the Trilby with a thread. Simple, right?

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 09:34**

FlaminSarge wrote:"Lighten Up" - Downvote someone on the forums for doing in a thread what they were supposed to do in the thread.

Anyone can take offense to anything on the internet, because, come on, this is the INTERNET. And technically Sarge, you were trolling him. Last time I checked, this thread was about achievements.

One Shot, One Vote: Base your vote on a person's reaction towards one of your posts.

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 11:27**

PhrozenFlame wrote:
FlaminSarge wrote:"Lighten Up" - Downvote someone on the forums for doing in a thread what they were supposed to do in the thread.
Anyone can take offense to anything on the internet, because, come on, this is the INTERNET. And technically Sarge, you were trolling him. Last time I checked, this thread was about achievements.

One Shot, One Vote: Base your vote on a person's reaction towards one of your posts.

Good Man: Argue with someone on the forums
Admin at Last: Get Voted to admin status

Posted: **16 Apr 2010, 11:35**

WAIT WAIT GOT SOME MORE

Not My Fault: Blame Tomm for your mistake
Your not Trilby: Fail to realize Trilby is Simon Belmont
Minion Man: Become one of TgameP's minions on melee checkers

Posted: **17 Apr 2010, 03:38**

Trilby wrote: Your not Trilby: Fail to realize Trilby is Simon Belmont

I'm The Only Trilby Here: Argue with Trilby over being The Original Trilby.

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