Real Life Analogue

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 11 May 2009, 05:02

So, my neighbor has a propane tank sitting in his garage all the time, and every time I walk past his house I feel this urgent desire to run over there and grab it because I might need it later.

Anyone else have any real life analogues that feel like being in-game?

Unread post by **Riftoff** » 11 May 2009, 05:35

One time after I was playing a lot of Advance Wars, I was eating dinner with my family when i randomly just stopped and waited for everyone else to take their turn, and them I realized eating wasn't turn based.

Unread post by **RandomGuy** » 11 May 2009, 07:25

when walking around I always look behind me for spies. also i want to go and hit suspicious people to spy check.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 11 May 2009, 07:28

When ever I hear the transformation song from Altered Beast on the genisis, my first instinct is to punch someone (I was playing that before I could read

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Unread post by **Ghost** » 11 May 2009, 07:52

when i saw snakes on a plane i was always looking at the floor and under my feet for snakes. i thought there were snakes near my feet. now i think thats the biggest fail someones goin to post in this topic

Unread post by **g_e_oos** » 11 May 2009, 11:14

Ghost wrote:when i saw snakes on a plane i was always looking at the floor and under my feet for snakes. i thought there were snakes near my feet. now i think thats the biggest fail someones goin to post in this topic

Wrong

Riftoff wrote:One time after I was playing a lot of Advance Wars, I was eating dinner with my family when i randomly just stopped and waited for everyone else to take their turn, and them I realized eating wasn't turn based.

That's the biggest fail on here.

Unread post by **Hanzo_blade** » 11 May 2009, 11:45

Actually yes Jesus.. I thought I was the only one. But when I see propane tanks and gas stations i think of L4D. Last time I went to a gas station (i had been playing l4d religiously then) I was afraid to get too close to teh tanks cause I thought they'd blow up o.o Sad stuff

Unread post by **HurTmePlentY** » 12 May 2009, 06:57

i always size up areas at school for sentry and dispenser placement. i sometime hear the lvl 3 sentry beep while walking from class to class.

Unread post by **steiner949** » 12 May 2009, 07:55

Yeah, I tend to walk the halls at work and then imagine where sentries would go.

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 12 May 2009, 02:24

Back when I played Quake 1, my friends and I would talk about what we would do in various locations (like WalMart) if they were Quake maps.

BTW, if you fired an automatic shotgun for half an hour like in L4D your arm would turn into Jello.

Unread post by **arkawn** » 12 May 2009, 02:59

every time i see a kid in a zipup sweater/hoodie i imagine them jumping at me screeching

Unread post by **Ghost** » 12 May 2009, 03:20

sometimes when im in the hallway walking in school i look all the way down the hallway looking out for snipers. lol

Unread post by **Divine Fate** » 12 May 2009, 03:50

After playing L4D and TF2 all day, I looked for the "V" key to talk until I realized that I didn't have to.

Unread post by **Ghost** » 12 May 2009, 07:07

Divine Fate wrote:After playing L4D and TF2 all day, I looked for the "V" key to talk until I realized that I didn't have to.

LOL. where were u looking for the v key????

Unread post by **Divine Fate** » 12 May 2009, 08:31

I momentarily glanced down onto the counter in front of me when reality hit me.

Unread post by **Ghost** » 12 May 2009, 08:52

Unread post by **g_e_oos** » 12 May 2009, 09:34

I'll do that if I'm on the phone. I unplug my mic now because I used to hit "v" when I was talking to my gf while playing.

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 13 May 2009, 12:58

well... nothing like thats ever happened to me, but occasionally I will feel like I just went from 3rd person to 1st person

and it drives me INSANE

Unread post by **Riftoff** » 13 May 2009, 01:58

thedoghouse wrote:well... nothing like thats ever happened to me, but occasionally I will feel like I just went from 3rd person to 1st person

and it drives me INSANE

You may want to see a psychiatrist about that, or maybe a Buddhist priest.

Unread post by **Ghost** » 13 May 2009, 02:22

im making riftoff's fail as my sig

Unread post by **steiner949** » 13 May 2009, 02:26

One day I was eating a sandwich and I was wondering how much health I would have regained after I was finished.

Unread post by **Original** » 14 May 2009, 10:56

I'm always scoping buildings and areas and thinking how they'd be cool to use in a map.

When I was in school I used to have some weird reoccouring(sic) dreams. I was in my room, but really 'fn small. And I was being chased by cops shooting at me (they were small too). So it was like being in a rat map.

Unread post by **rudedog04** » 15 May 2009, 12:00

There is a kid in my class named Hunter, 'nough said.

Unread post by **Ghost** » 15 May 2009, 06:35

rudedog04 wrote:There is a kid in my class named Hunter, 'nough said.

does he like to jump on people and claw them?

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 17 May 2009, 04:49

rudedog04 wrote:There is a kid in my class named Hunter, 'nough said.

I swear I know at least 3 people with that name

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 23 May 2009, 06:24

This wasn't me, but one day one of my friends decided to test how many days of lack of sleep it took to see hallucinations. after a while he cracked, picked up his Nerf gun, and saw Metro police on his fence. He shot them yelling "I'M GORDON FREEMAN BITCHES!" or so I was told.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 23 May 2009, 07:31

Liquid Death wrote:This wasn't me, but one day one of my friends decided to test how many days of lack of sleep it took to see hallucinations. after a while he cracked, picked up his Nerf gun, and saw Metro police on his fence. He shot them yelling "I'M GORDON FREEMAN BITCHES!" or so I was told.

Been there, hallucinations are a bitch. At one point I was kicking the air, thinking that maybe Lego Darth Vader would give up his attempts to hook up with me if I did the chun-li bitch kick enough.

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 23 May 2009, 09:50

MrKerplunkers wrote: Been there, hallucinations are a bitch. At one point I was kicking the air, thinking that maybe Lego Darth Vader would give up his attempts to hook up with me if I did the chun-li bitch kick enough.

. That was admittedly the most epic thing I have seen posted here.

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 01 Jun 2009, 10:00

Liquid Death wrote:This wasn't me, but one day one of my friends decided to test how many days of lack of sleep it took to see hallucinations. after a while he cracked, picked up his Nerf gun, and saw Metro police on his fence. He shot them yelling "I'M GORDON FREEMAN BITCHES!" or so I was told.

that friend would happen to be theendoftime (or maybe saintjimmy) would it? cause I could see him doing something like that

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 01 Jun 2009, 10:37

thedoghouse wrote:
Liquid Death wrote:This wasn't me, but one day one of my friends decided to test how many days of lack of sleep it took to see hallucinations. after a while he cracked, picked up his Nerf gun, and saw Metro police on his fence. He shot them yelling "I'M GORDON FREEMAN BITCHES!" or so I was told.
that friend would happen to be theendoftime (or maybe saintjimmy) would it? cause I could see him doing something like that

Actually no.

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