calculatedChaos Gaming

*Edit you guys post too much, Imma just pick shit that actually works now.

You are Hoovy woopons Goo

You find yourself in your HOUSE, in an UNDEFINED ROOM, in the ROOM there is a TABLE with a SANDVICH, and a SHOTGUN

What do you do

(format commands with a > infront of them. example: >do stuff)

>identify room

This is quite obviously your BEDROOM.

>pick up shotgun

You are quite sure there has never been a SHOTGUN in your ROOM ever, the thought comes across as silly to you.

>look inside boot

You found a picture of you and MODOC, ah GOOD TIMES

> Place "a picture of you and MODOC" In Inventory

>equip sandvich

I'm pretty sure this is playing off an old web comic I read about a detective, and the author would do the next panel based on the first email he got sent in.

Also, nice going with the whole woll smoth thing you tard

>open window

>ponder why you speak with a superfluous amount of O's.

You equip SANDVICH to slot 1 and place the PHOTO in your QUESTIONABLE INVENTORY AREA.

The WINDOW is clearly painted on, the PAINTER must have been good because at a certain angle the WINDOW looks real.

repaint the window with a dragon in it using the blood or the enemies

or you can
>shoot the wall with the shotgun

You shoot the WALL with the SHOTGUN you just remembered existed, you decided to shoot the WINDOW PAINTING because you hated it, it turns out it was painted ontop of GLASS.

>smelt glass shards

>add smelted glass to inventory
>use sandvich to teleport to Ethiopia and feed a homeless person, only to remember your high on LSD, this isn't your room, and the sandvich is a figment of your imagination.

Upon using the SANDVICH to teleport to ETHIOPIA, you remember that using it would inevitable cause the ITEM to disappear. Instead...

>Jump out WALL, forgetting it was a WALL and not a WINDOW, and begin encounter with DAMOOMAN

>find flask
>kill self


Tried this in dungonman at least 100 times

but ye cannot get ye flask

>cure cancer while on lsd, making it not only legal, but mandatory

I thought we were gonna be serious and keep this goin' -_-

If we want to do this, than we do it right, post one at a time locking the thread after until toasty is ready (am I the only one who hates waiting for "toast" XD)

You spy yonder POORLY MS PAINTED PYRO out of the SHATTERED WINDOW

>kidnap pyro

>talk pyro

The pyro yells "Toastyking! Hurry the fuck up and post!" before vanishing on account of not really being part of this game and actually being a product of me just wanting to try and mspaint a pyro.

> Ask imaginary Pyro if he has ye flask.

You jump out of the window after saying До встречи to your buddy, the table.

It is very concerning that your window recreates itself, during your jump, you still make it through though.

Lately Toasty has been using Photoshop to make characters easier, but now it'll 100% mspont, so it'll look much worse. this also means HOOVIES body shape will probably be very different in every bloody picture.

You make it out of the window just barely, your GLORIOUS BOOLET BELT and MANLY VEST don't quite make it though.

Its a little dark so you dont completely no where you are.... or live for that matter.


You realize after jumping that the author changed to mspont, you feel sullied, and fourth wall breaking.




After getting some bearings you figure ou- OH FUCK CYBERPUNK