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The evil plan generator - http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
[spoiler]Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.[/spoiler]
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One for myself:

[spoiler]Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Armageddon Clock, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.[/spoiler]

One for my Cat:

[spoiler]Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.[/spoiler]

And one for... Old time's sake.

[spoiler]Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a military general. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.[/spoiler]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone superman. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, shocked by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison mt. rushmore. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your armies of destruction, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

Here's another
[spoiler]Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a scientist. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.[/spoiler]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, baffled by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

Obvious plan is obvious!

[spoiler]Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.[/spoiler]

Sorry guys, but my plan is too awesome to reveal to you.

I will say this though, my lair will have lava.

[spoiler]Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room . Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate fort knox. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your secret death ray, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.[/spoiler]