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chuck norris can slam a revolving door
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
chuck norris CAN believe its butter
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
chuck norris can pop a wheelie with a unicycle
chuck norris can roundhouse kick a man through a window... without breaking the glass

Post some facts if u wish

Holy shit is it 2007?

uuugggghhhhh

edit: see sastora, this is an example of an annoying meme.

Chuck Norris WAS killed by Bruce Lee in Way Of The Dragon.

I win.

Riftoff wrote:

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if you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$, he has more money than you.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck norris can walk on jesus.
When chuck norris pees he clogs the toilet.
Chuck norris uses other women as condoms.