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Congratulations! Your body is 73% effective as a human shield.
^I is win

Approximately 151,310 people died worldwide on your birthday
^

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4965!

Congrats! You could survive for 1 minute 17 seconds in space !
^ HA! jealous? =P

I am 63% likely to eat my buddies if trapped and starving.

Liquid Death wrote:I am 63% likely to eat my buddies if trapped and starving.

you are no longer on our zombie apocolypse survival rescue list

thedoghouse wrote:

Liquid Death wrote:I am 63% likely to eat my buddies if trapped and starving.

you are no longer on our zombie apocolypse survival rescue list

You have a lower rating than me and would therefore be MY optional food source. You are weak, join the Dark Side and you will be able to shoot lightning out of your fingers

Now that is some funny stuff!

Name that code: 75%
Congratulations! Your body is 73% effective as a human shield.
You would most likely taste like barbequed chicken

RandomGuy wrote:

DON'T DO IT!
If you don't get the joke, it probably means you are living productive, happy lives.
And now, I leave you with this.

Lol Kerplunkers, I came across the evils of the Darkside in Youtube one day. I'm never going to look up a word without knowing what it means again.

You could feed 20 cannibals!
You could survive 89 days trapped in your own home
Congrats! You could survive for 1 minute 41 seconds in space!
You clicked 136 times in 30 seconds.
Your caffeine level for today is:
Very High - Productive Worker, Jittery
You are 83% filled with myspace hate!
:/ Eat my shorts

YOU COULD TAKE 41 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!
You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

If Violence Isn't Working your Appperently Not using Enough of it D:<