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Name:

Weapon:

Ultimate attack:

Stupid gimmick (if any):

Weakness (if any):

Clever/witty line said at beginning:

Clever/witty line said when defeated:

(not gonna do mine yet cuz it's 3:30 in the morning.)

Name: HellFire

Weapon: Staff of Time

Ultimate attack: Time Warp (Freezes time so he can beat the fuck outta you and all you can do is watch)

Stupid gimmick (if any): He will warp time into making everyone think that they obey him with his Time Lazar

Weakness (if any): Anti-Furries, and an unstable amount of "no" admin votes.

Clever/witty line said at beginning: Well...looks like you're outta time.

Clever/witty line said when defeated: Argh...it looks like my time has run out...

Name:GiroTheHero

Weapon:Brave Blade

Ultimate attack:GrandTrain(Throws a train on your lowest health party member. 20% chance of INSTANT DEATH. Follows up with gimmick.)

Stupid gimmick (if any):Lowers Defense to Increase Offense x5

Weakness (if any):Chicken Knife

Clever/witty line said at beginning:You're either very Brave or very VERY STUPID to fight me...

Clever/witty line said when defeated:Looks like your bravery has paid off... THIS TIME...

I'd fight me. I also think we should add a (Drops [x] when defeated) option.

Name: Simon Greedwell

Weapon: Automatic shotgun

Ultimate attack: Barrel Drop. (hanging out of the second story window, i hide behind barrels that act as a shield from ur bullets. when u shoot these barrels enough they will fall on your mexican teammate Cormano, lowering his score and lowering ur chances of beating that fucking knife tossing indian, but in turn getting you the girls on the next level because ur score is higher.)

Stupid gimmick (if any): There is so much money in my town that when u screw a prostitute in one of my many saloons, they actually pay you!

Weakness (if any): Double gun/Rapid fire

Clever/witty line said at beginning: Its time to pay!

Clever/witty line said when defeated: Bury me with my money...

Duckwalk wrote:lowering ur chances of beating that fucking knife tossing indian, but in turn getting you the girls on the next level because ur score is higher.

isn't this supposed to be a FINAL boss? as in, no next level?

who said i couldnt be the final boss of the first level?

well FINAL is boss in last level, last bosses of first levels are just "Boss of first level" no final of the last Rharhahrueherhu!

Name:Toastyking

Weapon:Wrench

Ultimate attack:Wrench

Stupid gimmick (if any):Wrench

Weakness (if any):Nothing

Clever/witty line said at beginning:FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----

Clever/witty line said when defeated:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Name: Mr. Big John
Weapon: Word Processor with Excel Spreadsheet
Ultimate Attack: Call a meeting late on a Friday afternoon!
Stupid Gimmick: “I don’t have that data right now, I’ll be sure to get back with you on that…”
Weakness: Productivity response powers reduced 66% after 4:00 PM
Cleaver / Witty line said at beginning: Yes sir/ma’am, what can I do for you?
Cleaver / Witty line said when defeated: I don’t have that data right now, I’ll be sure to get back with you on that…

Name:Khezu the friendly Neighborhood Gentlemen monster

Weapon:The Blade of Bollocks and the Guitar of The Mentlegen Slayers

Ultimate attack: Freak Show Nightmare and Face-melter

Stupid gimmick (if any):Must be killed at High Level,Under 30 Minutes,Use of 29 Turns,only Using Basic weapons or the Peppermint Nightmare!

Weakness (if any):Commissioner Raege,Fuklaw,The Original Demoman and Heresy-Man

Clever/witty line said at beginning:YOU BROUGHT FRIENDSHIP TO MY LAIR...YOU MUST DIE!!!

Clever/witty line said when defeated:NOOOO!!!! Not in the face it's burns you haven't seen the last of me!!

Name: Infernous Night (Alternatively, Sgt Pepper)

Weapon: A million tool swiss army knife, one of the tools folds out into a minigun

Ultimate attack: Confusion with random stupidity

Stupid gimmick (if any): Staring into your soul

Weakness (if any): Using logic to make sense of my actions

Clever/witty line said at beginning: In a previous life I was a lemon.

Clever/witty line said when defeated: "I WASN'T GOING TO HURT YOU" or "Bullets, my only weakness! How did you know!?"

Name: Majorgeneral Guy von Montag

Weapon: Man-portable Hadron Collider

Ultimate attack: Asks the main character "Have you told your parents you're gay?"

Stupid gimmick (if any): Does not stop talking

Weakness (if any): Those asian noodle things with lumps of chicken in the center (fuck I love those)

Clever/witty line said at beginning: Alright cliffhangers! Prepare to be RESOLVED!

Clever/witty line said when defeated: Looks like I was DEAD wrong about the outcome... Get it? Cuz... eugh.

Name: man of a million faces

Weapon: shape shifts into 1 out of a million shapes

Ultimate attack: million in one I change (changes into 1 part of each of his million shapes)(final form)

Stupid gimmick (if any):you must fight each of his forms (after every 5 forms you are allowed a 15 second window to save game)

Weakness (if any):each form has its own weakness (except the final form)

Clever/witty line said at beginning: what shape shall I begin with.

Clever/witty line said when defeated(finally): if I had one more form I would be the victor.

Hanzo_blade wrote:well FINAL is boss in last level, last bosses of first levels are just "Boss of first level" no final of the last Rharhahrueherhu!

FIIIIIIIIINNE!

Name: Sir Richard Rose

Weapon: 6 shooter pistol with infinite ammo.

Ultimate attack: Super slide attack after shooting like 6 bullets at you. sweep attack is strong enough to take 1 life.

Stupid gimmick (if any): After my opening line i toss you a rose with a stick of dynamite in it.

Weakness (if any): Bullets. Lots of them

Clever/witty line said at beginning: Cherrio old chap!

Clever/witty line said when defeated: I say, bit of bad luck.

Name: that one black hole

Weapon: self

Ultimate attack: just stands there, it works itself

Stupid gimmick (if any):just stands there and sucks in everything and your screwed it you get past the event horizon

Weakness (if any):nothing. but it you wait a couple thousand years ill eventually go away

Clever/witty line said at beginning: ...........

Clever/witty line said when defeated(finally): .........bitch had some patience.

Name: Electroshock man

Weapon: Tesla Coil

Ultimate attack: Wireless electricity

Stupid gimmick (if any): Crazy Hair

Weakness (if any): anything non-conductive

Clever/witty line said at beginning: I am shocked you made it this far

Clever/witty line said when defeated: you won?!? How shocking!

Name: Uncle Buck, king of the rednecks

Weapon:Chainsaw and a doublebarrell shotgun

Ultimate attack: Throws a massive propane tank and shoots it when close enough

Stupid gimmick (if any): Hacks loogies, lots of them

Weakness (if any): Squirrell-based weaponry

Clever/witty line said at beginning: Yew a squirrell? I HATE SQUIRRELLS

Clever/witty line said when defeated: I really, hate, squirrells...

Name: A Moving Target

Weapon: Giant hammer.

Ultimate attack: Stop everything and hit you with a hammer.

Stupid gimmick (if any): Scream like a 6 year old with a mic.

Weakness (if any): Whatever the opposite of MC Hammer is.

Clever/witty line said at beginning: Can't touch this DANANANA (hammer time music).

Clever/witty line said when defeated: It's not hammer time is it...

Name: Doctor

Weapon: His voice and cold ass stethoscope

Ultimate attack:(If male) turn and cough (female) do i really need to say this?

Stupid gimmick (if any): Air conditioning is on all the time

Weakness (if any): malpractice suit

Clever/witty line said at beginning: You have pantratic cancer.....

Clever/witty line said when defeated:....damn you have a good lawyer...

can we post more than one "boss"?

Maybe you can post your second appearance in the sequel :P

Name: Panzer

Weapon: tank generator

Ultimate attack: endless rocket tank spam

Stupid gimmick (if any): tank hat

Weakness (if any): toastyking with giant wrench equipped

Clever/witty line said at beginning: I has more guns so i win

Clever/witty line said when defeated: I vill comen back with bigger tankz

Name:Amazing Asian

Weapon:chopsticks

Ultimate attack:Car crashes

Stupid gimmick (if any):

Weakness (if any):getting poked in the eye

Clever/witty line said at beginning:Rawrs

Clever/witty line said when defeated:No not my eyes!!

I will make 2 bosses. One will be for lulz and the other will be serious.
Serious Boss
Name: Soul Eater

Weapon: a cursed sword known as the Soul Swallower. Anyone who touches it besides me will instantly have their soul absorbed into the sword, which will in-turn, feed it to me.

Ultimate Attack: Soul Drain. This attack temporarily steals the soul of a random character in your party, excluding the main character, disabling them for a short time and temporarily increasing my power for the duration. It also restorers some of my HP. However, I can only disable one character at a time, and I must wait for a significant time after use before I can use it again.

Stupid Gimmick: I collect the souls of my victims to increase my power.

Weakness: the Afterlife Liberator. A sword blessed by a Goddess that will free souls trapped by magic means and allows the souls to enter the afterlife.

Clever/witty line said at Beginning: Your soul will be but one among millions.

Clever/witty line said when Defeated: I underestimated you.......Well...played.

Lulz Boss If you are not familiar with this meme, you will not understand.
Name: Gary Mother F***ing Oak

Weapon: All of my Pokemon

Ultimate Attack: I run you over with my Corvette.

Stupid Gimmick: Mob of Crazed Cheerleader Fangirls constantly cheering me on

Weakness: Myself (explained below)

Clever/witty line said at Beginning: You can't ignore my girth!

Clever/witty line said when Defeated: Ha! Enjoy your false victory. The truth is I had already defeated myself long before this. I beat you to it. Even in victory you are defeated! HA!

Name: Dr. Brain Laser

Weapon: The Brain Laser

Ultimate Attack: The Brain Laser collapses your mind into itself, and all of your muscles contract so powerfully your bones snap as your body rips itself apart.

Weakness: The Jack-Em-Up Kid

Clever/witty line said at Beginning: BRAIN LASEEEEEERS!!!

Clever/witty line said when Defeated: N/A

©2010 Toasty King

Name: FierySnake

Weapon: ( mostly depends on what form I am)
If not in any form, I will use SnakeSword a small little knife, for quick attacks.

Ultimate attack: Instant Rage, a attack where I go berserk, and go around the battlefield burning everything in my path

Stupid gimmick (if any): Every time, I switch form, I wear different TF2 everytime.

Weakness (if any): Water attacks.

Clever/witty line said at beginning: This will be FUN!

Clever/witty line said when defeated: You have defeated me. You have played well.

I'm not going to give much details, but basically, I change forms constantly you annoy you. Each form is based on a character, in a world. For example if I choose to be in "Cloud Strife Mode" I basically change my weapon to the Buster Sword, and do attacks unique that belongs to Cloud Strife like Omnislash, and Cross-Slash. I also change my clothes to what Cloud wears, so that people can identify what form I'm using.

I have many forms that represent Cloud Strife, Squall, Ichigo, and Straw Hat Luffy

Name: Marty Chang

Weapon: My Asian dad

Ultimate Attack: The final step clap "and you're done"

Stupid gimmick: Spewing useful tips during the fight (That aren't that useful)

Weakness: Kids

Clever/witty line at beginning: Heya, it's marty chang, my dad's asian

Clever/witty line when defeated: But marty chang, is the show over? Yes it is

Name:Boss of Weakness

Weapon:Tongue

Ultimate attack:Shooting own Fists

Stupid gimmick (if any):Doom

Weakness (if any):Everything

Clever/witty line said at beginning:*statiscreen*

Clever/witty line said when defeated:*staticscreen*

No, seriously, stop bumping year old threads. There's no reason for it.