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calculatedChaos Gaming • Zombies five year olds?!?
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Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 12:17
by g_e_oos

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 09:52
by captainAngry
Zombie Appocolypse: 57% (although this doesn't take into consideration that I am a trained blacksmith)
Five Year Olds: 31
90 Year Olds: 28
Geek: 62%

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 10:28
by RandomGuy
You Have a 46% Chance of Survival!
You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.
YOU COULD TAKE 27 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!
You are 42% Geek!

5yr olds = 90 yr olds?

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 10:42
by g_e_oos
aaaawwww man.... I'm the biggest geek....On a forum for a video game.....

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 11:09
by Divine Fate
56% chance of survival.
20 five year olds.
29 ninety year olds.
44% geek.

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 12:21
by RandomGuy
Divine Fate wrote:56% chance of survival.
20 five year olds.
29 ninety year olds.
44% geek.
i could take on mye 5 yr olds than you, but less old people?

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 12:31
by Riftoff
Zombie Survival: 79% (small town/lots of guns and food/i are a survivalist)
5 Year Olds: 22
90 Year Olds: 26
Geek: 43% (Don't know shit about Star Trek)

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 12:41
by Original
59% zombie survival
25 5 year old
35 90 year olds
23% geek.

Anyone wanna fight?

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 01:46
by RandomGuy
Original wrote:59% zombie survival
25 5 year old
35 90 year olds
23% geek.

Anyone wanna fight?
I'll take you on with 5 yr olds...


the capital i (I) and lowercase L (l) are identical... lIlIlI:D

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 02:28
by captainAngry
RandomGuy wrote:the capital i (I) and lowercase L (l) are identical... lIlIlI:D
That's a mac font thing. It isn't that way on a PC. Not with the system fonts used on web pages anyway.

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 02:35
by Sastora
You Have a 47% Chance of Survival from Zombies!
You could take on 11 five year old kids in a fight!
YOU COULD TAKE 16 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!
You are 28% Geek!

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 02:58
by MrKerplunkers
Survival chance: 56%
Five year old body count: 24
Dead geazers: 24
Geek percentage: 35%

So wait... Sas is the coolest one out of all of us?
Edit: whoops, forgot about original. 8-)

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 03:05
by RandomGuy
1. mac fonts are awsome (cept i had to download dot2dot)
2. I am only beaten at 5yr old beating by captian
3. The zombie one isent, right, i have way too much video game experience with zombies to only have a 46%...

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 03:09
by pleasenopouncing
47% chance to survive zombie invasion
22 five year old kids
24 NINETY YEAR OLDS
33% Geek!(wow less geeky than i thought i was :woop: )

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 03:10
by MrKerplunkers
Sadly zombies don't die when you left click in real life. Nor is there convienent checkpoints, health packs, or ammo. Trust me god did not program earth to be user friendly. :don:

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 03:33
by RandomGuy
the trigger clicks...

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 04:01
by Riftoff
RandomGuy wrote:the trigger clicks...
The gun is jammed...
Zombie attacks!
Zombie does 79% damage to grandma!

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 04:19
by Liquid Death
72% for zombies (I am awesome shot with a rifle)
23 for elderly and 5 year olds
36% geek

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 04:35
by Sastora
Oh, if we ever get attacked by Zombies then Goose and I will tag along with You (Liquid) and Riftoff.

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 04:39
by captainAngry
WTF. I am a trained blacksmith and can make weapons out of scrap metal but I don't get to hang out with you guys?

Fine, have fun running out of ammo.

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 04:51
by RandomGuy
Ill stick with you captian.

Does auslander's aimbots work in real life?

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 04:59
by Riftoff
RandomGuy wrote:Ill stick with you captian.

Does auslander's aimbots work in real life?
Well considering he is a robot... :D

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 06:02
by Sastora
Well sorry Cap, you can 'hang' with us if running from zombies who want to eat your flesh is considered hanging.
Make us some ammo!

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 06:31
by D34THSPAWN
72% chance for zombie one this is wisconsin i can shoot a gun...and we have canned food :D you can all come here...
32 five year olds...i am a blackbelt after all...
38 ninety year olds...i'm a horrible person but i'll get over it...
77% geek...what can i say...

new one
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/cadaver
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4965!

Hey another new one
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/view2/human_shield
Congratulations! Your body is 64% effective as a human shield.

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 06:35
by Sastora
Yay!
Goose isn't the only major geek!!
Not that I cared all that much.
I luff geeks.

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 06:36
by Sastora
5 year olds would kick my butt.

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 07:00
by g_e_oos
Someones more of a geek then me!!

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 07:36
by Liquid Death
Apparently my body is worth $4915, I won't be selling it any time soon
I am 44% effective as a human shield

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 07:38
by Liquid Death
MrKerplunkers wrote: God did not program earth to be user friendly. :don:
The game is far too short
And lacks action

...
I could survive 92 days in my own home. I said i have 3 mouths to feed becuase it does not consider some factors.
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/trapped

Re: Zombies five year olds?!?

Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 08:34
by pleasenopouncing
49% effective as a human shield(i am very tall and i have good reflexes, feel free to use me a human shield)
woot my body is worth $5215 (plz dont try and kill/kidnap me just because i am worth alot)