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5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 06:27
by tomm
list five things that will make the cashier or anybody around you be surprised, shocked, puzzled, ect.
A hammer. anal lube, laxatives, shamwow, bucket.
Your turn
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 06:36
by tomm
you cant buy crack at walmart. wait. nevermind.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 06:39
by Sastora
What about what you can't buy at walmart?
You can't buy a wall, wtf?!
I didn't even know they made anal lube, thats gross.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 11:28
by z0th
Sastora wrote:I didn't even know they made anal lube, thats gross.
i dont know why this statement made me chuckle.
anyways.... these items are completely innocuous individually.
blender, random childrens toy, jar of mayonnaise, Scrubs Season One DVD, lawnmower
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 08:49
by Duckwalk
wine coolers, coloring books, web cam, the little mermaid on dvd, baby oil.
Edit: for additional shock value you could buy a net gun. im not sure if walmart sells those, but it would be a hilarious buy.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 09:07
by g_e_oos
He said WTF!? Not WTF child rapist!?!! *calls cops*....
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 11:37
by GrimGriz
Sastora wrote:I didn't even know they made anal lube, thats gross.
ASStroglide.
for the record, it's much grosser without lube as their can be tearing and blood.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 02:03
by Hanzo_blade
yeah wtf lube was made for butts, least thats what I thought. Sastora must be pure...
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 03:57
by Joe's Crab Shack
There is a secret area in all Walmarts that only certain people know about. Most of the staff doesnt even realize it's there, you need a password to get in.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 04:36
by Sastora
Lol. Sorry for my innocence, didn't mean to turn this thread into an awkward conversation!
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 12:43
by Wamp Rats
A .50 AE muzzle-loader, Brake fluid, a zune, vanilla coke (Best stuff EVER) and metallica, master of puppets album
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 09:45
by Duckwalk
g_e_oos wrote:He said WTF!? Not WTF child rapist!?!! *calls cops*....
shit, if i was working the register at wallmart and bought the shit i mentioned, i would totally say, right to their face, "What... The.... Fuck..." im not going to lie tho, if they had a net gun with all that shit i would totally laugh.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 10 Dec 2009, 10:48
by tomm
pineapple. shrinky dinks, condoms, pet food, smooth jazz cd.
or get a kid to try to buy a candy bar and a condom and when they say "are you a little young for this?" have them say "What? the candy bar?"
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 11 Dec 2009, 01:09
by Original
tomm wrote:you cant buy crack at walmart. wait. nevermind.
No, but you can make some good bathtub crack (aka crystal meth)
Liquid drano, amonia, windex, and (I'm keeping the magic ingrediant to myself), spatula
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 05:05
by arkawn
meth sucks anyways
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 19 Dec 2009, 08:51
by Duckwalk
real men shoot skag. which can also be purchased at walmart.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 19 Dec 2009, 09:43
by VillageSavant
hmm..
brownie mix, eggs, decorative dessert tray, , map to find CC Lan Party, cocoa laxative ...
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 22 Dec 2009, 11:09
by tomm
zombie survival kit, maximum strength tylenol, russian vodka, power rangers mask, and benafiber
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 23 Dec 2009, 11:53
by Joe's Crab Shack
I was in a Walmart once and swore to God that i saw Parrot bay rum. I went into the same Walmart at a later date and they had none, someone kept telling me they never have and never will sale Rum at Walmart. But i know what i saw.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 26 Dec 2009, 11:34
by Ex-PFC Wintergreen
ok
12 guage shotgun, shania twain cd, 6 pairs of briefs, hand lotion, all the snickers bars in the store.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 27 Dec 2009, 12:31
by PhrozenFlame
Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:ok
12 guage shotgun, shania twain cd, 6 pairs of briefs, hand lotion, all the snickers bars in the store.
I'm not sure what the shotgun is for (unless you're planning on kidnapping someone) but I get everything else.
...
Kinda.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 27 Dec 2009, 07:53
by z0th
toboggan, boxing gloves, ski wax, safety helmet, broom stick
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 12:32
by Alexzander
fertilizer, draino, bleach, gasoline, matches
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 12:56
by Sastora
Last time I was at walmart I bought margarita mix, marshmallows, and white t-shirts. No weird looks though.
Edit: This was Goose.
Re: 5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 10:19
by Phantomrush
This might be a little inappropriate, but
You buy a pregnancy test, and a coat hangar