calculatedChaos Gaming

This community, needs a mission statement.

The first thing that comes to mind is, we judge custom maps by creativity and fun-factor, and give anyone a chance.

AND if it succeeds or fails so the map can actually be playable

I don't like the "We..." statements, sounds too generic. Instead of "We help to do this", it should be "Helping to do this".

Calculated Chaos, helping boredom take its cyanide

Calculated Chaos, Beetle rules.

Calculated Chaos: Scale the ranks, rule the world.

Calculated Chaos: We play bad maps, so you don't have to!

HuRtMePleNtY wrote:Calculated Chaos: Scale the ranks, rule the world.

Calculated Chaos: Save the cheerleader, save the world.
o wait

Beetle wrote:Calculated Chaos, Beetle rules, Katie drools

Fixed

so much depends
upon
a red pryo
burning
medics with his
flame
behind the fat
heavy.


poetry pwns

MrKerplunkers wrote:

Beetle wrote:Calculated Chaos, Beetle rules, Katie drools

Fixed

Thanks. Unfortunately she doesn't read the forums often enough.

Calculated Chaos:
Whether a nub and from a pub,
from one who is leet(1337) to those who are sheet(a bit of a stretch on a rhyme, i know),
all are welcome to join and play, unless your a dick, then you're just gay,
Custom maps we test and rate, deciding what we love and what we hate,
CaptainAngry is our fearless leader, less so angry and more so a lay reader (noun: a layman who is authorized by the bishop to read parts of the service in an Anglican or Episcopal church ...couldn't think of anything else that rhymes blah)
So stop on by, and prepare to try,
Because Calculated Chaos is the next best thing since bolognese pasta sauce.

Well, this was fun to come up with.

i would have said pie instead of the pasta sauce. or maybe enchilada sauce MMMMmmmm..

Well yeah, a few were hard to come up with a rhyme that made any kind of sense. Definitely a rough draft it were to actually be considered for anything.