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Granted but your colour becomes the new colour of shitthedoghouse wrote:Granted, then you get gunned down after jumping into the movie "The Untouchables"
I wish I invented a color
spleenter wrote:
I wish that there were more serious maps on the fun server.
The new computer is run on skynet, and it devours enternity.hln.LAW wrote:spleenter wrote:
I wish that i had a new computer
Granted but your girlfriend gets punched in the stomach and carried off prompting you to go on a big fight quest after herBAMF wrote:The new computer is run on skynet, and it devours enternity.hln.LAW wrote:spleenter wrote:
I wish that i had a new computer
I wish that if I wore colorful tights and I punched people in alleys I wouldn't be sent to the shrink.
Granted, then everyone watches vampire diariesGranted but your girlfriend gets punched in the stomach and carried off prompting you to go on a big fight quest after her
I wish the twilight saga was never created
Granted, but you fail to bring a can opener, find the can opener, attempt to open, and cut your jugular and die.RaginAsian wrote:
I wish i had unlimited cans of whoop ass
Granted, but now everything is free.hln.LAW wrote:I wish I could pull exact change for things out of my pocket.
Done, you summon your ex girlfriendVengeful Sinz wrote:Granted, but now everything is free.hln.LAW wrote:I wish I could pull exact change for things out of my pocket.
I wish I could summon demons!
Granted but then you ruin the threadLaN wrote:Granted, but solar flares cause you to become him.
I wish This wish couldn't be corrupted .
Granted but then you go and screw up your timeline (with literal Screwing involved) and become your own grandpa.Trilby wrote:
I wish I could control time
Granted, but you never see another item drop again afterward.hln.LAW wrote:I wish that I had all the hats in tf2 withing the next month
Granted but then you realize your gf cheated on you for a yearthedoghouse wrote:Granted, but then pluto comes and ruins everything for you
I wish I knew everything
Dude, dude, don't steal my things about exgirlfriend'sthedoghouse wrote:Granted. But now everyone else can get away with murder too and you die at the hands of your ex
I wish things were more awesome
Granted, but now when you see fuck you regularly it means Have a Nice Day.Trilby wrote:I wish > meant ? and < meant fuck you
Granted but then you eat the moonVengeful Sinz wrote:Granted, but now when you see fuck you regularly it means Have a Nice Day.Trilby wrote:I wish > meant ? and < meant fuck you
I wish the moon tasted like cheese.
Granted but then we get a shit ton of gays in the forumsspleenter wrote:Granted. But since rain is just water all water in the world evaporates and disappears.
I wish the we didnt get spammers on a daily basis.
Granted but the bag of chips appears in your esophagus and you choke to deathTrilby wrote:Granted but then we get a shit ton of gays in the forums
I wish I had a bag of chips
Granted. Valve introduces the Cryro as the new pyro and now people freeze you to death.pleasenopouncing wrote:i wish people would not burn me in tf2.
Granted but then everyone gets a new namePhrozenFlame wrote:Granted. Valve introduces the Cryro as the new pyro and now people freeze you to death.pleasenopouncing wrote:i wish people would not burn me in tf2.
I wish Captain would go back to his old name. (Not getting the "Dayman" thing)
Granted, but the spammers continue anyway. They are beyond the control of magic.Dick Trickle wrote:I wish that the spammers would stop attacking us!
You didn't put a wish, so I guess that you were adopted.Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Granted, but the spammers continue anyway. They are beyond the control of magic.Dick Trickle wrote:I wish that the spammers would stop attacking us!