calculatedChaos Gaming

You find a COMPUTER THING, also little floaty bits in the QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF

>angrily question the letter M's as to "WHICH ONE OF them IS CRYING?!"

>SNOPOR stats talking, smack him upside to teach the bitch a lesson, to find that his teeth are little bits and pieces of NOTOSHO, but It turns out you need an ONGONOOR to fix it...err, I mean "her"

> Put NOTOSHO TEETH into COMPUTER THING and cause MASSIVE OVALOAD

>take snopor's other sideburn and use it as a make-shift toupee

WOW! Man, you must know a shit load about computer science.

Lookin' stylish now.

You go up +2 Stylishness

>Take Snoopers glasses to ass to style points

Snopor's pretty much your bitch now, in any case you get +4 style points from his glasses.

and +1 to badassness



Your moustache gets overloaded and goes up 1 grade of moustache

It is now Stalingrade



Don't know how someone elses hair is now growing AND shangin colour on your face though.

> Use SHOTGUN on COMPUTER THING

>use COMPUTER THING to DIVIDE BY ZERO

Its already broken enough without blowing a hole through it, and you would rather not break reality.

>use COMPUTER THING to OPEN A PORTAL

Go into the computer made portal

The COMPUTER THING tells you that you need a password, then insults your weight..... fatass.

atleast it stopped sparking, but it doesn't like you.

>Say your sorry to the computer, and run program (Delete >Tep_file)
>Tell the newly wiped computer that you are an astronaut from the future who needs his assistance finding MODOC, and if that fails ONGONOOR (so he can fixed the recently electrolyzed NOTOSHO peices) and, if that fails, where the nearest "badass vest" vendor is. (Its cold in Russia and you miss your old one.)

>INPUT password PINGAS

You would prefer not to wipe the computer's VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION.






....shit, son.

>Tell the COMPOTOR you need his assistance finding MODOC, and if that fails ONGONOOR (so he can fixed the recently electrolyzed NOTOSHO peices) and, if that fails, where the nearest "badass vest" vendor is. (Its cold in Russia and you miss your old one.)

The COMPUTER THINGY, doesn't know who MODOC or ONGONOOR is, but he knows where to find BADASS VESTS.

> Select "Vest"

A PORTAL opens 'n' shit.

go in, yeah?

>hoovy shoves half of the snopors body in the portal to see what happens.

You poosh leetle Snopor into PORTAL, but get poosh too hard and get pulled in.




You are now (if only temporarily) the BLUGINEER

Bluengie wakes up and looks at sentry with sapper, go to destroy sapper only to see the portal with Snoipah body going through

You haven't had a need to build a sentry in three years, no one has been around.

The only friends you have down here are S.I.P. and the POOLS OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF.

>Get out of bed and look in the locker and equip your trusty wrench and start to make some coffee to help you wake up.

> Inspect locker

> Inspect computer panel thing-a-ma-bob

The only thing in your locker was your INTELLIGENCE OVERALLS, you equip them and get some coffee, S.I.P. isn't awake yet, so you'd rather not touch the computer stuff.