You are Hoovy Woopons Goo

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 04:39

You find a COMPUTER THING, also little floaty bits in the QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF

Unread post by **bluephyr** » 12 Feb 2010, 04:58

>angrily question the letter M's as to "WHICH ONE OF them IS CRYING?!"

12 Feb 2010, 05:04

>SNOPOR stats talking, smack him upside to teach the bitch a lesson, to find that his teeth are little bits and pieces of NOTOSHO, but It turns out you need an ONGONOOR to fix it...err, I mean "her"

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 05:37

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 12 Feb 2010, 06:17

> Put NOTOSHO TEETH into COMPUTER THING and cause MASSIVE OVALOAD

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 12 Feb 2010, 06:29

>take snopor's other sideburn and use it as a make-shift toupee

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 06:31

WOW! Man, you must know a shit load about computer science.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 06:35

Lookin' stylish now.

You go up +2 Stylishness

Jimmy TwoTimes · Unread post by **Jimmy TwoTimes** » 12 Feb 2010, 07:40

>Take Snoopers glasses to ass to style points

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 07:51

Snopor's pretty much your bitch now, in any case you get +4 style points from his glasses.

and +1 to badassness

Your moustache gets overloaded and goes up 1 grade of moustache

It is now Stalingrade

Don't know how someone elses hair is now growing AND shangin colour on your face though.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 12 Feb 2010, 08:41

> Use SHOTGUN on COMPUTER THING

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 12 Feb 2010, 09:01

>use COMPUTER THING to DIVIDE BY ZERO

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 09:10

Its already broken enough without blowing a hole through it, and you would rather not break reality.

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 12 Feb 2010, 09:26

>use COMPUTER THING to OPEN A PORTAL

TheBlindKhezu · Unread post by **TheBlindKhezu** » 12 Feb 2010, 09:33

Go into the computer made portal

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 09:36

The COMPUTER THING tells you that you need a password, then insults your weight..... fatass.

atleast it stopped sparking, but it doesn't like you.

12 Feb 2010, 10:33

>Say your sorry to the computer, and run program (Delete >Tep_file)
>Tell the newly wiped computer that you are an astronaut from the future who needs his assistance finding MODOC, and if that fails ONGONOOR (so he can fixed the recently electrolyzed NOTOSHO peices) and, if that fails, where the nearest "badass vest" vendor is. (Its cold in Russia and you miss your old one.)

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 12 Feb 2010, 10:41

>INPUT password PINGAS

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 10:58

You would prefer not to wipe the computer's VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION.

....shit, son.

12 Feb 2010, 11:10

>Tell the COMPOTOR you need his assistance finding MODOC, and if that fails ONGONOOR (so he can fixed the recently electrolyzed NOTOSHO peices) and, if that fails, where the nearest "badass vest" vendor is. (Its cold in Russia and you miss your old one.)

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 11:28

The COMPUTER THINGY, doesn't know who MODOC or ONGONOOR is, but he knows where to find BADASS VESTS.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 12 Feb 2010, 11:37

> Select "Vest"

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 11:45

A PORTAL opens 'n' shit.

go in, yeah?

Unread post by **AgeNt_** » 12 Feb 2010, 11:52

>hoovy shoves half of the snopors body in the portal to see what happens.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 13 Feb 2010, 12:10

You poosh leetle Snopor into PORTAL, but get poosh too hard and get pulled in.

You are now (if only temporarily) the BLUGINEER

TheBlindKhezu · Unread post by **TheBlindKhezu** » 13 Feb 2010, 12:13

Bluengie wakes up and looks at sentry with sapper, go to destroy sapper only to see the portal with Snoipah body going through

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 13 Feb 2010, 12:18

You haven't had a need to build a sentry in three years, no one has been around.

The only friends you have down here are S.I.P. and the POOLS OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 13 Feb 2010, 01:40

>Get out of bed and look in the locker and equip your trusty wrench and start to make some coffee to help you wake up.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 13 Feb 2010, 02:21

> Inspect locker

> Inspect computer panel thing-a-ma-bob

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 13 Feb 2010, 02:46

The only thing in your locker was your INTELLIGENCE OVERALLS, you equip them and get some coffee, S.I.P. isn't awake yet, so you'd rather not touch the computer stuff.

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