calculatedChaos Gaming

Gets graped to death by a massive tangerine

Eaten

Killed right before he says something original.

Funserver.

Fartlandia

sparta

Apples

Lance Bass

bass lance

SIDS

free fall man

back-and-forth posting

Severe Mononucleosis Coma

mauled to death by rabbits

Rabitted to death by mauls.

deathed to rabbit by mauls.

Bleeds to death

Death by massive internal bleeding caused by a wall of spiked mushrooms.

Massive kinetic force from a 44 caliber hollow point causes every part of human from your chin up to be instantly evaporated into a cloud of red dust and vulture's dinner, killing you instantly and making a giant mess. Chances are your family is going to see you like this, and you probably won't have an open-casket funeral.

getting punched in the chin so hard, he goes sailing around the ear with his skin melting away and his muscles exploding, then crashing into the side of a mountain.

Gets killed in a tragic Canadian maple syrup flood.

eats a steak

it was a really good steak, he eats too much and explodes. Is it really not that creative?

nwoD xineohP

If you don't get it,You're not seeing life in a reversed way or you need to find out what a phoenix down is

finally discovers equestria and is trampled by a stampede of horses

Steals a car and drives it off a cliff

steals a truck and drives it into a cliff

seals himself in a shoebox

gets murdered by his own pet goldfish

Breaks every bone in his body after trying to backstab a turtle.

Thinks too much about a paradox and his head explodes into a giant mess of brains everywhere