calculatedChaos Gaming

Killed for not specifying what kind of brotherhood.

died during the unveiling of the town in the box

was wandering through the streets of down town manhatten when he was goomba stombed by tomm. Who was inconspicuiosly waiting for him to walk by while crouched on top of a building.

Eaten by the monsters that control the volume of his mic.

Killed by something remotely related to touhou. (Am I in the Cool Cat Crowd Now?)

Getting bashed over the head with a guitar by the instrument playing succubus

Killed by me for playing Deathsmiles over Touhou.
Touhou: Our lolis is best!

Killed by the timewyrm (yes that is the spelling)

Killed by a frost wyrm.

Stuck in an endless loop of dreams by the dreamlord (I'm running out of Dr. Who references)

Stuck in one of the multiple demon worlds. Which one, I don't know.

(Also, there's tons of Dr. Who references. Just go for the really old ones.)

discovering he is Nao and then get killed by a Dreg

nagged to death by "The last pure human being" (AKA the human trampoline.)

goes inside mordor

Is killed by this....thing

Killed by a sea bird.

Overdosed on medication.

Under-dosed on medication.

MrKerplunkers wrote:Is killed by this....thing

Looks like deliciousness, it was i who killed it

and got killed by chen(due to reasons)

Spammed to death, like to forums last night.

Sliced up into tiny pieces by a crazed burning midget.

infected by an alien swarm parasite. then was shot by a team mate.

Was trying to go back in time by tying a rocket to his tricycle as a toddler. When he reached 88 miles, it didn't make him go forward in time, but it successfully made him crash into a tree and forced brain matter to fly in many directions.

Remember kids, just because you reach 88 miles an hour, doesn't mean you go back in time.

Attempts to get to level six on Demonophobia(With his lack of Japanese)he gets eaten By his own mother "See you in Three days"

Stabbed to death by a Spy + KickAss Hit Girl duo.

necksnapped by sam fisher

spaceship crash

Dies. But at least the future will be better tomorrow.

severe lack of originality

Fine. Orange zombie tomatoes eat his dog, causing him to call the local police, they begin to fire on the Tomato zombies, but to no avail. They surround your house with a fire, hoping to burn them. They succeed, but they quarantine the area, so your body is never found.
To be continued?
No.