Guy Montag wrote:I specifically said why Duck gets a new one.
And the only thing I could think of for a Sastora card involves how she totally definitely affirmatively does not whip geoss, something I doubt she'd really approve of.
My bad i missed it.
Well ones theme is a Platypus, and the other is a Narwhal, surely you can tihnk of something. "When Sastora is in play put a +1/+1 counter on Goose, When Sastora leaves play remove the +1/+1 counter."
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 03:43
by tomm
I've been amused by all this.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 04:35
by Joe's Crab Shack
Bump cause we need some new cards.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 11:38
by tomm
new cards would be nice
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 25 Mar 2010, 09:53
by pleasenopouncing
i am wondering what you will do with me montag (with the name plznoburning not plznopouncing obviously)
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 30 Mar 2010, 12:59
by z0th
ok guy, i see why you do these, its kinda strangely entertaining. this is my first crack at it, so its only kinda funny.
My advice is to LURN2PLAY (magic) so you don't make instants with activated abilities.
What I'm saying is that if you want to make good parody magic cards, you must degenerate further into nerdyness and visit a card shop and purchase their wares.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 01 Apr 2010, 02:10
by z0th
Magic:The Money-Pit? not going down that road again. im gonna let CopySix handle the slippery slope i think. he seems to have a knack for it.
its been 10+ years since ive touched an MTG deck. all my old cards are not even in the same city im living in. hence my rusty-ness.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 02 May 2010, 03:27
by SmylesE
Guy Montag wrote:
My advice is to LURN2PLAY (magic)
A) This post is EPIC
B) I know I'm late
C) I had the same thought (above quote)
D) I won't lie, I want one
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 22 May 2010, 04:26
by TheBlindKhezu
this is an epic thread but i too want to see more cards
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 01:52
by Joe's Crab Shack
TheBlindKhezu wrote:this is an epic thread but i too want to see more cards
We all do, but Montag doesnt want to make anymore.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 27 Jul 2010, 05:03
by scottlind1
You know what. the card are epic, and for that, montag im going to vote you up.. not that it matters at all since your admin already. but still...
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 29 Jul 2010, 06:44
by Guy Montag
GENTLEMEN
I GIVE YOU
MOOORE CAAAARDS
yeah yeah, remakes of some classics, cry some more. I have more planned but I'm feeling exhausted right now so I'mma wait for my creative juices rejuvenate.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 29 Jul 2010, 06:45
by Guy Montag
rest of the 'booster pack.' enjoy the satire and political incorrectness.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 29 Jul 2010, 06:57
by Trilby
This topic has amazed me great job Mr.Montag
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 29 Jul 2010, 07:03
by Beetle
I figure there is no such thing in Magic, but Toasty's should just say Discard on it. "Helping is just a suggestion"
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 29 Jul 2010, 07:04
by PhrozenFlame
I'm not sure which one I like better, the Zamboni one, the Giggle one, or the CaliforniaBear one.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 30 Jul 2010, 08:49
by TheBlindKhezu
too much engie haste
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 03:40
by BAMF
PhrozenFlame wrote:I'm not sure which one I like better, the Zamboni one, the Giggle one, or the CaliforniaBear one.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 06:30
by Link
I know this should go in the video thread, but this video seems most related to this topic...
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 10:22
by Joe's Crab Shack
Aside from the fact that Calibear should be nowhere near that powerful, all the new cards are great.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 10:36
by Tampashrew
I'm curious as to what my card would be like.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 11:40
by tomm
some one should make me one.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 03 Aug 2010, 03:15
by giggles
-snip-
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 17 Aug 2010, 04:25
by Joe's Crab Shack
Yeah i think Tomm and Dept have earned theirs by now.
Dept will obviously have something to do with little girls, Tomm's can immediately win the game against any player using the non-existent Hellfire card. How can a player use a non-existent card? EXACTLY.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 18 Aug 2010, 05:06
by Guy Montag
you're right about tomm, but I'm not sure about dept. regardless, cards forthcoming.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 18 Aug 2010, 06:29
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Oi!
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Posted: 19 Aug 2010, 07:56
by Guy Montag
Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Oi!
tomm's the hellfire-troller. what'd you do of interest lately? not that I'm trying to sound like a dick, but I legitimately don't keep too much track of the community.
